Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

[wildcard9]

No Max Payne cracks, Yahtzee? For shame! Dead to Rights was developed to ape Max's style, kinda like how Leifeld tried to ape Miller's grim and gritty style and failed.

And can't the dog fetch ammo? Dogmeat could do that and pick up meds. Shadow's a dumb dog.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Great as always

personally i never liked the Dead to Rights for the ps2 and i thought the new one would probably also be crap. So i won't be picking this up.

 

[Arkuni]

Rebecca and Yahtzee, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g ^_^

Great Dead To Rights: Review!

 

[RJ Dalton]

Holy shit. It said Two comments when I started this page, now there's all this. There went my hopes of a comment actually being seen. Yahtzee, you are too popular for my own good.
Not that I had anything meaningful to say about this. I've never played the game, so I can't comment on its quality.
Although, this review does remind me of how much I do wish another shooter would come out the with maturity and complexity of Deus Ex.

Edit: Oh, what do you know, I made it onto the first page after all. Damn, now it makes me wish even more that I had something interesting to say.

 

[RagingScottsman]

Yahtzee, you sly bastard you. How's a cynical, cold-hearted prick like you win the affection of someone like Ms. Mayes? No, really... I'd like to know how you did that. Teach me, Croshaw!!!

 

[Solivagus]

"Someone dog!"

Brilliant. Sounds like you're enjoying this particular review.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

>Dead to Rights is on the Playstation 2

>It will be very cheap

>Will buy

 

[Tipsy Giant]

I keep getting this game confused with Red Dead Redemption, was looking forward to your views on a game getting it's arsehole licked by every critic who is taking the game behind the bushes for a hard piece of cottaging. please review it next and make this british man sigh as nothing can please an englishman unless it's an american being dumb

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Dead to Right: Rebecca's writing a song? I hope it's any good...if a little creepy.

Keep up the good work yahtzee.

 

[sune26]

Wait WHOA!?! A love song? Well.... I guess everyone is allowed to have an opinion.

 

[Dana22]

This review was Dead to Rights Refreshing and Relaxing.

 

[mumakurau]

Another example that games nowadays are becoming Dead to Rights: Redundant. I weep for the video game industry.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Wow this game sounds just plain bad, though playing as a dog ripping some guy's junk off sounds like fun.

Great review.

 

[soapyshooter]

LMFAO! The "Re" word bit never got old. Fantastic review as always

 

[Ashcrexl]

Here's my Dead to Rights Reply to this thread. I just had a Dead to Rights Realization. I can never ever be first on a Zero Punctuation video because I always Dead to Rights Rewatch random jokes, so this 5-minute video ends up taking me about 8 mintues. Looks like this game is a Dead to Rights Rent.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Classic! The dog part sounded fun, for a minute. Then it started eating everyone's dicks. Not so much fun.

I couldn't afford this game anyway due to the Dead to Rights: Recession.

 

[darmey]

Wow. Silly me for thinking the remaining video at the end will be decent extra content. No, just shameless self promotion because a certain book isn't selling as well as once thought and some chick saying "I wanna write a song for Yahtzee - can you guys write it for me?". Outstanding.

 

[Markus Forsman]

Well... somehow this episode left me empty and I could just spell "Nah" after watching it. In my (humble) opinion, Yahtzee just doesnt trash games as he used to be... running out of steam, or (most likely) its just me? There were few funny lines, but that's just it.