Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution

[Drakmeire]

I am currently filing paperwork to be part of the people's republic of MadBodia... huh? it just asked me how many swords or guns I own.. I own 9 but the checklist starts at 17.

 

[neon_samurai]

A love song....about Yahtzee?.....Ummmmm...well that being said great video this week and I can wait for Mogworld to come out!

 

[JEBWrench]

you missed "people's dead to rights: republic of madbodia" and "the dead to rights: real world" ^^

"he let's his gun do the talking, and his gun only knows one loud word" -hilarious

I was wondering when somebody was going to mention those. I was actually surprised by the lack of Dead to Rights: Remarks with those.

 

[geldonyetich]

Bah, sounds like Dead to Rights: Retribution is another casual-gamer-targeting brick to reinforce the wall that is keeping the awesome out of the gaming industry.

Re: Rebecca Mayes... genuine inter-office romance or classic celebrity power move? Hard to say.

 

[Darks63]

Cool another crossover hope becca's song is awesome.

 

[Orhid]

Celebrity power move by Rebecca surley, but song about Yahtzee... Why do i feel it's just going to be sang in pace of "Im am the very model of a modern Major General"...

Realy
Realy
Realy
Realy

Good.


PS: You'r book does not ship to where i live. Damn you not taking my money.

 

[Maxi-005]

"Sobieski" vodka For The Win, good polish quality

 

[JokerCrowe]

"Or should I say: someone dog!" I actually laughed out loud. I haven't done that watching ZP for a while now. It was good : )

Also: With the help of the fanboys/fangirls, the Yahtzee song can be amazing.
(or a referencing sack of s***. Depending on how much common sense Ms. Mayes has in quoting the fanpeople )

EDIT: I've seen some other reviews of the game. It seems Dead to Rights: Repetetive.
Just sayin'

 

[Mydnyght]

So, Yahtzee, apparently the only really good thing about Dead to Rights: Retribution was that intending to buy it the other week inadvertantly led you to Nier. That's what I got out of this (and I guess last week's) review. (Or is that Dead to Rights: Review?.... Was that already said?)

 

[Andrey Malyutin]

Hmm, the figure of the (pro)/(an)tagonist looks a lot like Nathan Drake (Uncharted). /Shrug, I guess this is the problem in games today.

 

[Neikun]

Any chance on reviewing 3D Dot Game Heroes?
I'd love to see what he has to say about that one.

 

[Dak_N_Jaxter]

That was the funniest one in a while.

 

[rembrandtqeinstein]

Has anyone else said this review makes the game sound like a Dead to Rights: Rental?

If not, I'm owning that one.

 

[gamegod25]

aww look at his widdle face...AHHHHHHHHH my nads! I need some Dead to Rights: Reconstruction XD

also hooray for shameless plugs x2 (sarcasm)

 

[carpathic]

The usual hilarious brilliance.

Plus the pun at the end with Sharon Stone et al...excellent.

 

[Flame Rider]

You're just milking those puns aren't ya?


...
I should probably Dead to Rights: Reconsider that thought.

 

[Swifteye]

Writing Mr. crowshaw a love song? Normally I don't watch rebecca's muses but this I gotta see.

 

[DeAvatar]

a song about a mighty Ocelot God, Yahtzee!
Ohhhh, hes an Ocelot and he don't care, he'll keep reviewing until the deadline dares. . .
>.> FTR, I never claimed to be a songwriter.

 

[AngryBritishAce]

really really really really really really EXCELENT!
another epic review!
Hopefully Alan Wake for the next one!

 

[cheatum]

Mogworld available for preorder! Someone may want to jump over to Wikipedia and update Yahtzee's page. Right now it says "Currently still in the works, Mogworld is "the story of Jim, who, sixty years after dying in a magic-school mishap [blah, blah, blah]. Although unlikely to be ever published, his site hosts two other novels [blah, blah, blah]." Oops.