Zero Punctuation: Dead to Rights: Retribution
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Now that was regurgitating. And i almost thought ZeroPunctuation was getting shitty. And what is up about that novel anyways?.. Is nobody's actually buying it or what?.. And yes, i don't give a shit about Muses while watching ZP. Sure, crossovers can be fun (see the unskippable one fer details), but this is just blatant advertising. Oh well, off to make some ZP farting pillows with Yahtzee's face on 'em.
i wouldn't put it past him 
if he did it would be like when ll those people designed games around Zero Punctuation.
But i don't think he would, people love his show, I reckon next think hell have a rant at is the new prince of persia, looks pretty MEh XD
if he did it would be like when ll those people designed games around Zero Punctuation.
But i don't think he would, people love his show, I reckon next think hell have a rant at is the new prince of persia, looks pretty MEh XD
Never realised the huge amount of words starting with "re-"...
Pretty sure you forgot one though...
Also, the Fable 2 thing litteraly made me smack my gob after I realized I had recognised it within a second. ReEally made me think about my hobbies...
Pretty sure you forgot one though...
Also, the Fable 2 thing litteraly made me smack my gob after I realized I had recognised it within a second. ReEally made me think about my hobbies...
Presumably the whole "RE" business is a set up for next week when he reviews Red Dead Redemption.
Unless he actually didn't remember that one, which would be worrying
Unless he actually didn't remember that one, which would be worrying
I was totally gonna order the book, but then I saw "Mog the Forgetful Cat" was on Amazon after searching it and bought that instead for nostalgia...
Yahtzee, If I dead-to-rights reread your previous XP articles, it seemed you wanted more of those monster/enemy spamming, pure mindless shooting games. What made this game crap exactly? I mean from your painkiller review, that too seemed juvenile (but still FUCKING awesome).
"Bang. Punch. Bang. Punch. Bang. Punch. Woof."
"And his gun only knows one very loud word!"
"You can press a button that teleports both he and Jack to a little pocket dimension where pain is God and Jack is pope."
"...if you're Buffalo FUCKING Bill!"
This was a great week for a ZP video and Yahtzee's quotable lines (especially for that last one, which I may be able to work into a conversation if someone says anything slightly Silence of the Lambs related). Also, those dog animations were hilarious, specifically that one where he can see through walls. I'm now going to be more aware of what my own dog does because of that.
"And his gun only knows one very loud word!"
"You can press a button that teleports both he and Jack to a little pocket dimension where pain is God and Jack is pope."
"...if you're Buffalo FUCKING Bill!"
This was a great week for a ZP video and Yahtzee's quotable lines (especially for that last one, which I may be able to work into a conversation if someone says anything slightly Silence of the Lambs related). Also, those dog animations were hilarious, specifically that one where he can see through walls. I'm now going to be more aware of what my own dog does because of that.
