Zero Punctuation: Diablo 3
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Hey, I met that spider last week. He demanded a few quid to let me through or else he'd liquefy my innards...
Was looking forward to this one,great job.
Let me guess,you were looking for the pink trousers,am I right?
Let me guess,you were looking for the pink trousers,am I right?
I could be wrong, but I think part of the idea of randomly generated dungeons is, besides replayability, is that your experience will be different than your friend's experience so you can stand around the water cooler comparing.
EDIT: Since sooooooooooo many people found such fun in nitpicking my response apart, let me clarify that I'm more referring to how the randomly generated dungeons change one's gameplay experience. Those would be worth talking about with your friends. Also bearing in mind that it's not just the dungeon layout, but the monsters and, to a limited degree, the quests as well that are randomly generated.
EDIT: Since sooooooooooo many people found such fun in nitpicking my response apart, let me clarify that I'm more referring to how the randomly generated dungeons change one's gameplay experience. Those would be worth talking about with your friends. Also bearing in mind that it's not just the dungeon layout, but the monsters and, to a limited degree, the quests as well that are randomly generated.
What a surprise. He found the boring, shit game the with forced online, both boring and shit and hated the forced online.
You can fully customise your action bars by havingboth evil dogs and the ability tomake enemies shit themselves.
Options -> Gameplay -> Bottom Right Option whose name I forget because it's a shit term.
It's a shame Blizzard doesn't exactly tell anyone this. The only way you discover this is by accident or Chinese Whispers; which is what i'm doing now, rather a CHINESE SHOUT.
I agree that Bellial can suck my chicken.
You also don't need to pick up all whites and greys in the end as they vendor for sod all and slow you down. Pick up anything that is a colour in the colour wheel.
Options -> Gameplay -> Bottom Right Option whose name I forget because it's a shit term.
It's a shame Blizzard doesn't exactly tell anyone this. The only way you discover this is by accident or Chinese Whispers; which is what i'm doing now, rather a CHINESE SHOUT.
I agree that Bellial can suck my chicken.
You also don't need to pick up all whites and greys in the end as they vendor for sod all and slow you down. Pick up anything that is a colour in the colour wheel.
You were playing a Hack'N'Slash game where you murder every living thing (Like a Reaper). That is the only thing Diablo 3 shares with Mass Effect 3. I don't think anyone cares about the ending as they're too pre-occupied with playing the game again but harder and getting phatter l00tz
My wall was over there and a shirt with +1 dropped.canadamus_prime said:
-Really? Mine was over here and pants with +1 dropped.
Did you fight that boss and do that one story bit?
-Well... yeah... But the path there was... different, I guess. Sort of.