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Mulch

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It's so depressing to realize that this game came out in Australia first, and will probably take another twelve years to reach the US.

A fantastic review though. I look forward to it.
 

Harusame

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for a second i was was thinking "holy shit he loves it!" then i realized that was imposable for anything but portal.
 

Nodrog

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Hehe. At first I thought "DNF came out? Yay!" I opened up a new tab and right than I realized it was an enormous satire. Great work! Laughed my ass off!
 

TZer0

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dalek sec said:
TZer0 said:
Oh ho ho.. the sarcasm and humiliation. So fun to watch.

Honestly, I didn't see this "review" coming.
Like wise, the instant I saw it though I had a feeing he was about to take a baseball bat to this "games" knee caps and wouldn't stop there.
I feel this was more like a rusty, old, slow chainsaw to the knee and other places as well :)
 

RedPanda

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Idk if it's for xbox360 or not but I admit it's rly tight, a game that moves to the motion of ur controller sure suits me. Thanks for the review, I wish to get a reward from this soon XD
 

Nightv

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As of this video I will not watch any more of the stuff on this website besides brawl, as you have much like an other person on this site that makes videos, done your research.

You do know they were self funded for the majority of the time, as well as they only got a small bit of money to work on it for take two.

And people that do not know otherwise watch this an think this is the real thing of what is going on.

Really now.... Why don't you do some research, or fuck right off. Any one is good at this point as your videos are more for shock value then, your old videos that where review value.
 

Pentarch

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and just when i was getting complacent BAM!! Yahtzee sure is a master of the satirical arts.
 

Aureliano

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I can safely say that this was in my opinion the funniest, most on-target game review that Yahtzee has ever done. Yep, for all that time and money, DNF should have been at all good or even existed.

In retrospect I'm sad to say that, in that this was my favorite episode ever, I preferred it to any episode in which he reviewed a game which I ever would/could play. Oh well; just goes to show you that comedy is funnier than game reviews. Good show!
 

BonsaiK

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crimped said:
...and they said chinese democracy would never be relesed too
Yeah, and look how well that turned out in the end! That stinker of an album makes even the "Use Your Illusion" ones sound almost worthwhile. I guess that's what happens when you spend three weeks recording and 14 years pandering to the whims of your bipolar lead singer.

My point is, of course, that if it did come out DNF will be crap too.
 

AyaReiko

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So I take the plans for sawing its bollocks off are, well, off.

So what am I supposed to do with my saw now?

BTW, which forms of cancer does it cure?
 

13lackfriday

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Hahaha, this was a fucking brilliant stunt to pull.
Should've saved it for a special April Fool's Day release, but I guess that would have spoiled the surprise.

I was like hurr??? when I first saw the title, thinking I can't be that out of touch to have missed out on its release since seeing that rather short and unfulfilling teaser video a while back.
Then, as the claims grew exceedingly uncharacteristic of a series sustained by a tagline-spewing, misogynistic, mindless killer of a bodybuilder and absurd, even for Yahtzee's standards, I realized that he'd pulled a fast one on my fool ass, which served only to make it that much funnier.

Congrats, you've royally fucked 3D Realms' financial and creative future because they will never be able to top the expectations and ideas you've laid down.
 

GaelicValley91

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I was totally fooled... I don't realise it wasn't even released yet, haha... that'll teach me for not reading end credits...
 

Pellucid

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Why aren't we already at work modding Half-Life 2 to be exactly the game Yahtzee described?
 

GaelicValley91

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13lackfriday said:
Congrats, you've royally fucked 3D Realms' financial and creative future because they will never be able to top the expectations and ideas you've laid down.
I checked the 3D Realms website, and I think they have shut down.... 20 days ago they posted news of the front page saying 'Goodbye'....

http://www.3drealms.com/
 

13lackfriday

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GaelicValley91 said:
13lackfriday said:
Congrats, you've royally fucked 3D Realms' financial and creative future because they will never be able to top the expectations and ideas you've laid down.
I checked the 3D Realms website, and I think they have shut down.... 20 days ago they posted news of the front page saying 'Goodbye'....

http://www.3drealms.com/
Hahaha, they must have heard Yahtzee started work on their franchise.