Zero Punctuation: E3 2010
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Going to have to echo what everyone else has said... the song was shit. It started off ok... the rhyming scheme was terrible and all the rhymes were really uninspired... I'm suspect that Yahtzee only put in at the end to be nice... because seeing everything that has come up musically in the videos makes me think the guy has some taste in music and would really be impressed by a song as simple and... well down right boring as that.
The chorus was terrible, it went from being something I didn't like to an atrocity and the fact that it happens like 4 times is like being hit in the face whilst your pissed. I listened to it a few times because it was so bland that I couldn't form an opinion on it... around the 2nd time through the rhyming grated me and the boring repetative chorus (that had no grip on anything!) bored me to tears... She has potential I suppose but she's wasting it all on this cheap, easy pop bullshit where she could probably do some good work actually being creative!
As for the review, I really hope the blurred out bell-end appears in all of the reviews of the MOVE. How much money on after a few months Yahtzee having enormous shoulder muscles?
The chorus was terrible, it went from being something I didn't like to an atrocity and the fact that it happens like 4 times is like being hit in the face whilst your pissed. I listened to it a few times because it was so bland that I couldn't form an opinion on it... around the 2nd time through the rhyming grated me and the boring repetative chorus (that had no grip on anything!) bored me to tears... She has potential I suppose but she's wasting it all on this cheap, easy pop bullshit where she could probably do some good work actually being creative!
As for the review, I really hope the blurred out bell-end appears in all of the reviews of the MOVE. How much money on after a few months Yahtzee having enormous shoulder muscles?
not enough people have listened to RMM so it's good that you put it up here in your vid. I sure didn't bother heading over there to listen to it. It'd be cool if she could create a tune tha tplays at the end of all your videos.
And that Dolarues thing aint too bad XD
I didn't particularly enjoy the RMM song at the end, but I'm pretty sure it's just because I don't like her style of music.
Anyway, what's with everyone calling the 3DS "gimmicky"? A kid asked me to beat a level in SM64DS for him, and when I did a sideways leap to a certain platform, I fell to my death because I was actually just behind the platform to which I was leaping. If the game had proper 3D depth, I would have been able to perform the leap better. I honestly think that 3D is a huge step forward in gaming.
And for the umpteenth time, STILL no NMH2 review? Gosh darn it, Yahtzee, hurry up with that. I'm really curious as to your opinion about it.
Anyway, what's with everyone calling the 3DS "gimmicky"? A kid asked me to beat a level in SM64DS for him, and when I did a sideways leap to a certain platform, I fell to my death because I was actually just behind the platform to which I was leaping. If the game had proper 3D depth, I would have been able to perform the leap better. I honestly think that 3D is a huge step forward in gaming.
And for the umpteenth time, STILL no NMH2 review? Gosh darn it, Yahtzee, hurry up with that. I'm really curious as to your opinion about it.
Hmm. I thought it looked more like a screwdriver myself... I stand corrected!jack_hectic said:
Thank you for putting up this post.
It's a real shame that the majority of people posting in the negative about Rebecca Mayes ( highly unfairly I think) seem to have the collective IQ and maturity of a pack of in-heat baboons.
I agree with your theory.
It gives the signal that he's well aware of it, but also isn't going to get drawn into a debate or bandwagon.
For all we know they could be msn buddies.
Or perhaps the strange romance is blossoming already.
Or it could be that it's a video on the internet and we should really all calm the fuck down.
Either way, I have rum.
Toodles, gents.
Kinect really is kinda weird...
and Move is just so insanely retarded
but hey, the Wii made money soo...
lol yeah I was kinda waiting for Portal 2 and Deus Ex (3ish...or 0) to be mentioned but whatever
(and honestly? still pushing Mayes into our faces isn't gonna make us like it any more)
and Move is just so insanely retarded
but hey, the Wii made money soo...
lol yeah I was kinda waiting for Portal 2 and Deus Ex (3ish...or 0) to be mentioned but whatever
(and honestly? still pushing Mayes into our faces isn't gonna make us like it any more)
I'm surprised you didn't bag on more games. Ah well.
And for those of you who didn't like the song, no one forced you to watch it, it was clear that Yahtzee's bit was done.
And for those of you who didn't like the song, no one forced you to watch it, it was clear that Yahtzee's bit was done.
Mind if I use this sometime? I love the imagery.Boba Frag said:
Also, a decent review, but I'd like to hear more about games getting shredded than the usual gripe over the motion controls. We all know they're stupid and that game companies won't listen to us, so why bother beating a dead horse.
Also, I was hoping to hear a full length response to the song, I was sad to see that the song didn't have a running commentary. Maybe give it to the Unskippable guys and do another 3 man crush fest on it.
No Deus Ex? I can't blame him. Eidos Squeenix Montreal said a great deal, but have shown virtually nothing.
3DS?
Let me make this clear: I do not give a flying toss about 3D presentation.
But as far as hardware goes, it's the first actual effort put forth by Nintendo in something like 5 years, which based on Yahtzee's opinion, is probably the first sign of the apocalypse (despite his predictable whining).
However, any system must live or die on its games; not its gimmicks. I'm not completely sold yet.
3DS?
Let me make this clear: I do not give a flying toss about 3D presentation.
But as far as hardware goes, it's the first actual effort put forth by Nintendo in something like 5 years, which based on Yahtzee's opinion, is probably the first sign of the apocalypse (despite his predictable whining).
However, any system must live or die on its games; not its gimmicks. I'm not completely sold yet.
I was looking forward to an 8 minute ZP video and then at the end it was just a video I'd already saw.
Hah impressive period joke, rather ballsy too. Maybe I just have strange friends but it hit home with me.
Honestly I think we should just ignore the kinect and move seeing as how thats exactly what Ive been doing with the wii for the last few years and its served me just fine.
Honestly I think we should just ignore the kinect and move seeing as how thats exactly what Ive been doing with the wii for the last few years and its served me just fine.
Why is it not working?!
Is your new plan, Escapist? Making those stupid pop-up 'look at our MMO that will totally not cave in a few months honest' adverts stop the video from playing? Thus forcing people to subscribe and thus pay you in order to view them?!
I'm onto you!
Is your new plan, Escapist? Making those stupid pop-up 'look at our MMO that will totally not cave in a few months honest' adverts stop the video from playing? Thus forcing people to subscribe and thus pay you in order to view them?!
I'm onto you!
It was disappointing, I wished he mentioned a couple more 3rd part titles. The beginning was a riot though.
Ohh, and that godawful song at the end. Ew..
Ohh, and that godawful song at the end. Ew..
Great ZP! Really enjoyed it, fucking Nintendo are so annoying and i'm sick of this motion controller crap.
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Seems pretty effortless, to me. Not bad at all, but not unexpected or surprising either.
And stop hating on Rebecca Mayes. When was the last time YOU put your creative energy into something that you could leverage into a living? We should all be so fortunate as to pursue our passions as a career rather than wasting away in corporate cubicles and behind fast-food counters.
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Seems pretty effortless, to me. Not bad at all, but not unexpected or surprising either.
And stop hating on Rebecca Mayes. When was the last time YOU put your creative energy into something that you could leverage into a living? We should all be so fortunate as to pursue our passions as a career rather than wasting away in corporate cubicles and behind fast-food counters.
Think he's gonna say something about the song next week. So everybody knows what he is talking about. Seems logical to me anyways
But good ZP vid. Even better then the 2008 and 2009 versions.
But good ZP vid. Even better then the 2008 and 2009 versions.