Zero Punctuation: E3 2013
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I'm guessing its time will come next week, don't fret.Astro said:
One of your best episodes so far ZP. Well done, the worst part for me was hearing people describe The Evil Within's chase sequence as "like something you'd see from Silent Hill 2" good to know that even people who like good games don't know why they are good. Also, no mention of The Last Guardian being put on indefinite hold? It was the only news outside of MGSV I actually cared about.
Hang on, I think I can translate the nerdrage: "Dear Yahtzee: Why did you not review The Last Of Us? I am slightly miffed and and making my thoughts so."Astro said:
I honestly did think Yahtzee would like The Division, since people did say it was like what Watch-Dogs did last year (Speaking of which, odd you didn't bring Ubisoft up much or Star Wars Battlefront, but I'm assuming that's for Extra Punctuation), but then I remembered the Tom Clancy name on it and Yahtzee's less then steallar reaction to the brand.
Also enjoyed the speech at the end- quite eloquent, if I say so myself.
That was a great episode. I haven't watched ZP in so long. Felt like a return to the basics... just taking the piss out of everything.
The nintendo part about the cat suits almost made me fall out of my chair. Also, return of the most beloved term spunkgargleweewee. I can feel the rage coming already.
Captcha: mouth watering
Yes Captcha my mouth was watering when Yahtzee mentioned Destiny. Didn't matter what he said about it.
The nintendo part about the cat suits almost made me fall out of my chair. Also, return of the most beloved term spunkgargleweewee. I can feel the rage coming already.
Captcha: mouth watering
Yes Captcha my mouth was watering when Yahtzee mentioned Destiny. Didn't matter what he said about it.
I loved this episode in its entirety. The "disclaimer" was hilarious and you really shut down some of hype I had to Phantom Pain, considering that I've never played a Metal Gear game. Shine on you crazy diamond etc.
I also have a feeling that you hated Thfourief: The Foureifing But Not Really Since This is a Remake that you decided not to mention it here.
I also have a feeling that you hated Thfourief: The Foureifing But Not Really Since This is a Remake that you decided not to mention it here.
Exclusives? On proprietary systems?
I can hardly see the problem when when most games getting hyped at E3 routinely fail to distinguish or separate themselves from the usual focus-group market-tested dross.
I can hardly see the problem when when most games getting hyped at E3 routinely fail to distinguish or separate themselves from the usual focus-group market-tested dross.
I have to say I'm a bit surprised he didn't go completely nuts on Thief considering what they showed at E3. When I was watching Garret get points for landing headshots and murdering guards I just assumed Yahtzee was chewing a wall in anger somewhere while writing this script, perhaps not though.
Anyway funny episode as always, the Dead Rising part had me cracking up when the xbox one kept slowly moving more and more onto the screen.
Anyway funny episode as always, the Dead Rising part had me cracking up when the xbox one kept slowly moving more and more onto the screen.
Brilliant episode. Also, I never get why people piss and moan about his choice of review. You know if he hadn't done an E3 review this week he'd be getting chewed out for that.
I like to think Yatzee throwing away the pasta art of the Half-Life lambda is symbolic of Valve's limiting Half-Life 3 news to pathetic rumors, if anything.
Valve missed a great opportunity to at least say "Well, since this next generation of consoles is strong enough for a PC-centric game engine, we are going to release Source 2 games on these new consoles years from now." PC gaming may be the "master race", but most people would still prefer everything already set up for all main sorts of entertainment in a fairly cheap box.
Valve missed a great opportunity to at least say "Well, since this next generation of consoles is strong enough for a PC-centric game engine, we are going to release Source 2 games on these new consoles years from now." PC gaming may be the "master race", but most people would still prefer everything already set up for all main sorts of entertainment in a fairly cheap box.
Don't worry, Yahtzee, there's still plenty wrong with the Xbone.
Like that's going to stop the usual cries of "WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW (game I wanted reviewed) YAHTZEE?"Evonisia said:
Heh, trueZachary Amaranth said:
Of course it'd be even funnier if he never reviews a game they want (obviously not this one he's said he's reviewing it). I wanted a Gears Judgment review in March but that was during the "I'm having a break from mature shooters" period he may or may not still be going through.