Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 3

Gilbert Hays

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Well, that was a fun episode.

Yahtzee has proven that bananas can be funny without doubling as penis metaphors.
 

GoddyofAus

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I've lost count how many times I've been scoping out an Enemy Outpost only to have the wildlife rush in and steal the show.

Awesome game.
 

Falterfire

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Interesting to see him acknowledge his lessened animosity. That said, this sort of game sounds like fun times. And to think, I was enjoying having money in my wallet.
 

Mamzelle_Kat

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I could totally see a game putting "Even Yahtzee liked it!" on the back of the box.

That would actually make me think about buying it.
 

OuendanCyrus

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This game is definitely the surprise of the year for me, I spent so much hours exploring the island(s) and doing side content that there was a point where I had 14 Skill Points I couldn't spend on anything because the skills were locked, it's almost as if the game didn't want me to complete it.
 

Diegolomac

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So I guess we can guarantee that Spec Ops: The Line, Xcom: Enemy Unknown, and Far Cry 3 will all be on his Top 5 of the year.

Also, every time he said "I am a banana" I was reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ
 

Andy Shandy

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I do believe we get the point now, Yahtzee, you don't like CoD and its' ilk.

I did enjoy what I'm assuming was a "Rejected Cartoons" reference.

 

gardian06

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Mamzelle_Kat said:
I could totally see a game putting "Even Yahtzee liked it!" on the back of the box.

That would actually make me think about buying it.
the thing about that is that He would actually have to review a game before it came out.

OT: If the tiger takes out the enemy base, and then I kill the tiger do I get the experience that the tiger earned?
 

Madmonk12345

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I figured that this would be the "Lord of the Flies" to Spec Ops "Heart of Darkness", and I'm glad it worked out that way.

Definitely going to have to buy this.
 

TieInterceptor

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I'm enjoying this game a lot, I was a big fan of FarCry 1, and liked farcry2 with the same reservations that everyone else had, re-spaning enemies, malaria, etc...

The Farcry3 debs really seems like they took to heart the feedback and went to fix everything and then some...

it's a great game, and as with yatzie, I had moments when I been ninja tagging an enemy base with my binoculars, when a pack of wild dogs decided my ass stiking out of some bushes looked rather tasty, and lost the extra 1000 xp points because I freaked out and started shooting at them with guns.

well, it's a sandbox, shit happens :D
 

WOOKIE TIDDY

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It's uncanny. I ordered the game in the mail last Friday and am expecting it any moment now. Been waiting for Yahtzee to review it and VOILA! The day I'm expecting it in the mail is the day he reviews it! Love these reviews Yahtzee. Keep up the good work.
 

Kopikatsu

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gardian06 said:
Mamzelle_Kat said:
I could totally see a game putting "Even Yahtzee liked it!" on the back of the box.

That would actually make me think about buying it.
the thing about that is that He would actually have to review a game before it came out.

OT: If the tiger takes out the enemy base, and then I kill the tiger do I get the experience that the tiger earned?
Not necessarily. They could just stick it on the GOTY edition. They already do it with other review things 'WON 84 AWARDS! BUY ME!'
 

OuendanCyrus

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Am I the only one who has had problems with the flamethrower? I seem to set myself on fire 99% of the time I pull the trigger (even in areas devoid of plants and wood), and the visual end-result of using the flamethrower ends up being... well, not very good.
 

Mamzelle_Kat

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gardian06 said:
Mamzelle_Kat said:
I could totally see a game putting "Even Yahtzee liked it!" on the back of the box.

That would actually make me think about buying it.
the thing about that is that He would actually have to review a game before it came out.
Upon learning that Yahtzee enjoyed their game, they would obviously go to the presses and produce new covers featuring that sentence before sending them to all stores carrying the game so they could change them individually.

...what? What do you mean "unrealistic"?
 

jehk

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I really am the only person who hated this game. I've never played a modern military shooter so maybe this is good by comparison. Skyrim with guns this game is not.
 

Canadamus Prime

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A tiger with ties to Al Quida, now there's a thought. lol!
This game actually sounds fun, now I wish I wasn't broke.