Zero Punctuation: Godzilla - God-Awful-Zilla

[Pigeon_Grenade]

i wish this Game was better then it is..

 

[Aptspire]

Sounds to me like the one level in Alice: Madness Returns where Alice becomes giant and wrecks everything is more entertaining than this game. I'll give it a pass.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

This Godzilla game is a bloody tragedy.

All they had to do was copy the game play from the old PS2/Xbox/GameCube Godzilla games from about 12 years back with new shiny graphics. That's all it would have taken to make a game I'd be proud to have in my collection. But instead, they make a pile of crap with awkward controls and pointless game play that drags on. It's very disappointing.

 

[yes_more_ads_please]

Sounds to me like the one level in Alice: Madness Returns...

Psychonauts, too. Great level.

 

[CadashReaver]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

 

[Draconalis]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

Clearly not a history buff.

OT:

I almost bought this game yesterday when I found out it came out.

Fortunately, one of my friends already bought it and warded me off.

Now I'm probably going to use that 64 dollars to buy a really pretty promo magic card...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Wow the Godzilla guy is going to be disappointed about this. Shame the game isn't any good.

 

[Elfgore]

I almost let myself hope we would get another good Godzilla game like Save the Earth and Melee. But they completely ruined it and turned it into something that looks barely better than a grindfest.

 

[Casual Shinji]

So what you're saying is, Godzilla controls like "the end" of Shadow of the Colossus, if you know what I mean.

 

[Evonisia]

Sounds to me like the one level in Alice: Madness Returns where Alice becomes giant and wrecks everything is more entertaining than this game. I'll give it a pass.

Oh yeah that was a grand little setpiece, and that's what that type of gameplay should be I feel: a setpiece/mission, not an entire game.

 

[Xan Krieger]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

Yes it absolutely was Japan.

OT: Very to the point and a shame to hear since I used to enjoy Godzilla stuff, even that movie that came out around 2000.

 

[Hutzpah Chicken]

I haven't played this game, but it sounds like it perfectly depicts all the Godzilla movies made before 1984.

 

[Cecilo]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

Maybe not during the nuking of Japan, but keep in mind we gave them days notice and a chance to surrender during the time between the First Drop and the Second.

And even if they weren't jerks during, I am sure the whole rape and murder of millions of Chinese during the China Campaign surely makes up for it.

 

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Godzilla - God-Awful-Zilla

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Godzilla.

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[MoltenSilver]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

Sorry, but when a nation starts spreading propaganda to the average Joe that your untrained, unarmed ass kamikaze attacking those armed foreigners invading is a great idea (if the goal is to get both killed...) to the point that two nuclear weapons somehow wind up being the way to get less casualties on both sides, there's at least one other jerk in this scenario (hint, it's Japan)

Captcha: have fun
I don't think this is the appropriate time for levity, Captcha

 

[Rastrelly]

There was only one nation being a jerk during the nuking of Japan, and it certainly wasn't Japan.

Clearly not a history buff.

Pfff, Quantun army was already doomed at that point, and dropping the bombs had nothing to do with its devastation. Japanese capitulation followed Manchurian operation, thus bombardments were as unnecessary as they could be, and thus criminal.

 

[Anchupom]

As someone who went to university in Coventry, I take a personal affront with the end credits comment.

Godzilla should already have done it

 

[Darth_Payn]

A game based on the most recent Godzilla movie would be even worse, because Godzilla would barely even be in it, and you wouldn't see shit.

 

[leviadragon99]

Unrelated... but Bojack Horseman can fuck right off, even without the mind-numbing repetition of it being before every video on this site, it looks painfully unfunny from the "highlights" they choose as an advertisement.