Zero Punctuation: Halo 5: Guardians

[LotBlind]

What happens with bubblegum if you keep chewing on it is it will suddenly disintegrate, turning into a weird mush you want to spit out straight away. True story!

 

[General Vagueness]

Yahtzee, why do you talk about how the story matters when you couldn't figure out they already knew Cortana was active and that's why they didn't write off what the Chief saw? They say right in the next cutscene another team is handling it, and in the next one Halsey asks how much damage Cortana has caused. I mean honestly, you talk about narrative here and elsewhere, you make your own games, you write books for fuck's sake, and you say you try to be unbiased, but you continually get simple things wrong about Halo and ***** about what you thought you heard. It makes me wonder if you approach most games with this little care.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

[...]my dick is comfortably petite.

Remember everybody, you heard it here first

 

[scw55]

$3.95 is how much you'd probably pay for a white chocolate and raspberry Frappe. A Frappe which you wonder if paying $3.95 for a cup of sugar is really worth it, and wonder if it was better if you bought 4 liters of budget orange juice instead.