Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2009

[nettkenneth]

squashing my hopes like always ah well happy holiday everyone

*goes to bed crying

 

[AndresCL]

I live in the southern hemisphere, so fuck yall

 

[VGFreak1225]

Wow. Well played Yahtzee, well played.
Happy Holidays everyone!

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

Merry Christmas Sir. (salutes)

 

[Galli]

Thanks for reminding us how shit your homeland is.

 

[jdnoth]

Some people might think being paid to play games all week, then spout off about them for four whole minutes, would do for a pretty perfect holiday.

Get back to work you lazy fuck.

 

[Sovvolf]

Wow... that was sort of unexpected... well as the guy from Jurassic Park who was also in the fly said to that guy from event horizon about that lawyer dude who looked sort of like Peter Molynuex as he was going to the toilet while being attacked by a T-Rex... "When you gotta go... you gotta go".

 

[Finch5ter]

Awwww.... Crap...

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

A truly spectacular prank. The only way it could've been more effective is if the video had still been 7 minutes with just like 6 minutes of blank screen. Looking at the time at the start I sorta realized that it would be some sort of prank.

Anyway, nice prank and enjoy you're summer holiday (I wish it was summer up here)

 

[capacollo]

HaHaHa Happy Holidays

 

[lolandrew4]

I was really looking forward to this, oh well

 

[C4azyMik3]

i dunno, it made me laugh

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

wat is this i dont even

 

[StevieC]

Smarmy prick. Two words you need to learn the scourge of first-hand Yahtzee, and they're LAKE EFFECT. Try living in West Michigan one winter and you'll be too shaken to EVER be smarmy towards us northern hemisphere residents again.

 

[AgentLex]

NOOOOOO! Yahtzee come back to me! I made you a muffin!

Crap....now what am i supposed to watch for the next 4 min....

*shrug* There's always porn.

As for the video, how da fuck does Yahtzee know I resent my family?!?!

 

[_Russell_]

Enjoy your holiday, you smarmy ass.
<3

This.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

As an Australian in the Northern Hemisphere weather I have to say...

Snow is bizzare... it is unnatural and behaves irrationally. It should be outlawed!

At least my mind doesn't need a reboot after hearing -40c any more.

Upside: The resented family is on the other side of the world, yay!

 

[RosettaJ]

Boo, i spent 2 hours refreshing the page to get the new video...Looks like its back to work...damnit.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

*single tear*

You are rude to us, sir.
But, uh, happy holidays, I guess.

 

[meyou22]

Haha, happy holidays, you bastard.