Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2

[Waaghpowa]

as soon as I first got this game and started playing it, the first thing that came to me was "Yahtzee is going to love this". Mainly because of his opinions of saints row, since just cause 2 basically tells you to go fuck around or you get no story missions; and since the first thing people want to do in a sandbox game is destroy the whole world, JC2 fits perfectly.

 

[Sosa Star]

Too busy gushing over cute kitties to listen to yahtzee's rant. AAwwwwwwww kitties

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm surprised he didn't mention the horrendous voice acting. But still, fun review, was surprised that he liked it.

 

[Maibus]

I liked this one, the cats were there alot though O_O not that I mind, I like kitty

 

[Denamic]

Few things are as awesome as climbing on top of your car, while enemies are chasing you, and anchor their vehicles to the ground and watch them go YOINK and then fly off the street.
It's even more fun to do near a steep ledge, or on a bridge.
Anchor them to the side of the road and they make a 90 degree turn to DEATH.
It's also amusing to hook helicopters to trees.

 

[wildcard9]

Great review, Yahtzee. Now, where's a review for the new Pokemon?

Dammnit, your heart cant be that black to deny probably the most endearing JRRPG series of our generation.

Oh and hey, random battles make sense and can be avoided!

 

[godlymcjesus]

WOOT FAIRLY MAJOR PRAISE IT MUST BE AWESOME

 

[Shamanic Rhythm]

I cackled quite hard at the "Black like my soul" Market. I might actually get Just Cause, as I'm feeling a bit bereaved of sandbox fun lately, and I have fond memories of playing the original demo and just laughing my arse off at the guy's hilarious invincibility. Who needs realism when you can parachute off the back of a motorcycle?

 

[twaddle]

I definitely got the vibe that you gave off from your "Mercenaries 2" review. Just wanton destruction with next to no realism. I think I might give the game a try.

i wonder how all this works on multiplayer, and how are u able to post when apparently on probation for a post u did on the 19th? it kinda defies reason

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

One of the Best Zp's lately.
I loves it

 

[fenderstrat]

didnt like the 1st one so much, but i'll give this one a try

 

[yourbeliefs]

Maybe I'll give this game a look. Still have the demo on my 360. I'll see how I feel afterward.

 

[DerMetz[GER]]

the world would be a better place if twix is still called raider

 

[mikekearn]

Wait, there was a story to this game? I thought the whole game was run, gun, blow stuff up.

 

[slimeonline]

the map is miles too big

 

[cptRazz]

haha might have to check this out.

 

[Fusionxl]

I love the episode this week, plenty of fresh humour and unexpected twists... and kittehs!

 

[WarpGhost]

You know, I actually think reviews are more fun when they have ncie things to say about a game.

Maybe it's a homeopathic thing.

(Genius)

 

[UFriday]

Loved the pope and the pope's cat joke.
Another good one from the caustic-tonged duke of comedy

 

[Casual Shinji]

I think I'll give this game a pass.

I'm just a little bit tired of these fun, chaotic freeroamers. I know, that sounds weird, but I need a little more structure in my life my games.