Why you ask? Just Cause! 2!
lol, great review! A shame that Link's hookshot can't do that much.
lol, great review! A shame that Link's hookshot can't do that much.
Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2
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I know he acknowledged it but I'm going to bring it up (again) anyway. There sure were a lot of cats in this review.
More to the point, the game mechanics look fun, but it's hard to imagine there's a lot of depth to a game where your only goal is to destroy stuff. Even GTA didn't always give a mission of mass sabotage.
More to the point, the game mechanics look fun, but it's hard to imagine there's a lot of depth to a game where your only goal is to destroy stuff. Even GTA didn't always give a mission of mass sabotage.
JEBWrench said:
Okay. I guess I'll spell it out even though I probably shouldn't have to.
"The story and dialogue are absolute tripe on a bike but apparently I'm the only one who cares."
Note that he actually says that he cares. And next with regard to the fun part:
"Some might say that's enough. Some might say I'm too hard to please. But some can shut their fucking mouths."
So it would seem that we have yet another Yahtzee consistency problem. Or at least another Yahtzee consistency question.
That was a lot of cats. Don't know why but the riding the dolphin rocket image cracked me up. Also the whole rift at the end was great. Awesome review.
Okay, Yahtzee MUST have gotten himself a cat, or the publisher's club decided to pull some kind of late april fools...
Anyways, here's a little bit of fun for the next time a new ZP comes out: Make sure you can't hear it and see if you can guess what he's saying. Makes for a good way to kill time, AND it's an excuse to see it twice as well! Great review by the way, Yahtzee. I've already got this game, and to be honest, nuking the bases is becoming a grind...
Anyways, here's a little bit of fun for the next time a new ZP comes out: Make sure you can't hear it and see if you can guess what he's saying. Makes for a good way to kill time, AND it's an excuse to see it twice as well! Great review by the way, Yahtzee. I've already got this game, and to be honest, nuking the bases is becoming a grind...
This is by far the best review in recent memory. I too picked up on the over-use of Just 'Cause, the crazy boss fight where he orders a missile strike ON HIS OWN HEAD, and the gut wrenchingly annoying cutscene black market crap where you order one thing at a time:
grenades please
C4 please
submachine gun please
Rocket launcher please
car please, oops drove car worth 75000 off the edge of the cliff to firey death 10 seconds after buying it - back to family sedans it is!
The review was spot on on all counts, and yes, blowing things up with careless abandon is ALWAYS enough.
There that's enough licking boot for one day, bring on the next review I say!
grenades please
C4 please
submachine gun please
Rocket launcher please
car please, oops drove car worth 75000 off the edge of the cliff to firey death 10 seconds after buying it - back to family sedans it is!
The review was spot on on all counts, and yes, blowing things up with careless abandon is ALWAYS enough.
There that's enough licking boot for one day, bring on the next review I say!
I still don't agree with you. I'd tell some people to shut their fucking mouths regardless of whether or not they agreed with me. Because most people ought to.A1 said:
As for story and dialogue? It sounded to me like he was saying that they could be significantly better, but it really doesn't matter.
Well, he did not only mention cats a lot, but also pussies. (okay, it is only a different word for cat but still...)
