I was expecting this review to discourage me from buying this game. But I think the opposite happened.
Just..... wow.
Just..... wow.
Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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That was one of the best reviews I've seen- right up there with the Far Cry 2 review. I burst out laughing at the sight of that rocket propelled dolphin. Loved the way Yahtzee was trying so hard to complain about bits of the game but you could tell that he was lovin' it. Hoo yeah.
Personally my only gripe is it doesn't work on Windows XP. SCREW YOU AVALANCHE! IF THE FIRST WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE PS2 THE SECOND IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR XP!
He sounded more exasperated, as if he would get called out on how fun that stuff was if he didn't mention it. Also he had to acknowledge that for some gamers it really is enough to be able to do everything you can in JC2.squall24 said:
Personally my only gripe is it doesn't work on Windows XP. SCREW YOU AVALANCHE! IF THE FIRST WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE PS2 THE SECOND IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR XP!
For some reason this was actually really good, compared to his other reviews, its surprisingly good.
Now that was AWESOME! It was way better than the latest ZPs, well done Yahtzee!
Also: I thought only my cat did that "lie on the face while trying to sleep" routine. I was sure that ungrateful, evil fleabag was trying to suffocate me in my sleep to take the whole house as his own dominion. Too many times did I suddenly awakened by lack of air because he was sleeping in my mouth. And purring the fuck away like nothing happened. Fucking cat... But he can be so adorable when he wants to and pisses me off...
Also: I thought only my cat did that "lie on the face while trying to sleep" routine. I was sure that ungrateful, evil fleabag was trying to suffocate me in my sleep to take the whole house as his own dominion. Too many times did I suddenly awakened by lack of air because he was sleeping in my mouth. And purring the fuck away like nothing happened. Fucking cat... But he can be so adorable when he wants to and pisses me off...
If you think that Just cause 2's map is fucking huge you haven't played the first! That was at least 3 times bigger and it was ALL jungle to it felt never ending! Rico has changed... he used to be a real cool cat now he just gets pissed at everyone with his newfound slingshot powers (the sling shot from the first was a lot less powerful) I'm also suprised he didnt mention anything about the first game OR the fucking mile high club from the second. Just cause 1's Oddly and realism defyingly placed strip club was better. Why? JUST CAUSE!
He hit the nail on the head with this game. Dicking around is fun to do but the missions are pretty boring.
Glad I haven't bought it yet, I'll wait for a price drop before the aforementioned dicking will begin.
Also, the voice acting seriously pisses me off...
Glad I haven't bought it yet, I'll wait for a price drop before the aforementioned dicking will begin.
Also, the voice acting seriously pisses me off...
Great review, but I was hoping to see a Metro 2033 review someday. I know he gets off at atmospheric games so Metro 2033 is worth a play.