Zero Punctuation: Killer Is Dead

[Use_Imagination_here]

I get the feeling yahtzee dislikes the new prime minister of australia. Not entirely sure, it's a little bit unclear.

 

[Strazdas]

Wait a minute. is it me or is yathzee speaking very slow (for him) this week?

 

[Waddles]

Comparing Tony Abbott to Tony Blair is being really really harsh on Tony Blair

Any chance of some more 3ds reviews? Assuming you aren't gonna do pokemon when it comes out

 

[Professor Zoom]

@Yahtzee

I'm sick of you screaming and complaining about every single game you get your hands on. Killer is Dead is a sci-fi action game and if you don't like being an assasin and having a sword as a weapon, then it might not be a game for you, that's what Suda 51 games are all about.

 

[head desk tricycle]

Suda51 is undoubtedly talented but he doesn't seem to enjoy making games. He had extreme control over pretty much every aspect of the No More Heroes games, and killer7, but with every other AAA he he barely even functions as producer. He seems to seek out potential collaborators who will do everything for him, then takes a writing credit and calls it a day. I wonder, since he's the guy who founded Grasshopper Manufacture as well as its CEO, if he only made those games because he was desperate to save his video game company?

 

[JCAll]

No matter what it has to be better than Flower, Sun, Rain.

 

[xdiesp]

"We need originality, not this trite militarist crap over and over"

Then a game like this pops up, and they score it 5 for being too japanese. Aight.

 

[DanHibiki]

The Sword thing might not be that far fetched for Japanese assassins. Possessing a gun in Japan is illegal and the punishment is so severe that no Yakuza is willing to be caught with one and they're so hard to find that you can't really learn how to shoot one. You end up with a situation where it's just plain easier to hack your enemies up with knives then to try and get a gun then miss horribly when you learn that it's not as easy to shoot as on TV.

And no doubt, without any guns, they have just as many mass shootings as America, because it's common knowledge the availability of guns is not a factor, it's all GTA and mental illness.

Hey, you keep your leftists bullhonkey to your self, we don't wanna hear your facts backed up by statistics, logic and common sense!

 

[Evonisia]

Am I the only one who noticed that Killer 7's box art depicts the PS2 Version? Every previous entry had a Gamecube one. YES I AM THAT SAD.

Wait wait wait...PEOPLE BOUGHT THE GAMECUBE?!

Yahtzee clearly did, he often says that he has a liking or fondness to the Gamecube.

 

[Evonisia]

Oh yeah right. That makes wondering why he chose the PS2 cover slightly more understandable aside from that likely being the cover more people saw of the owners of the game.

Yeah, he also tends to use the Gamecube or no specific console cover of Resident Evil 4 too, even mentioning the two by bringing up the doomed 5 Gamecube exclusives in an Extra Punctuation.

 

[CTYR]

Wait, no spit-take moments?
Erm...
Yahtzee, did you play the final boss?