Wow, honestly that is the first time I've actually laughed at a zero punctuation video in quite a while
I'm glad that he's still got it
I'm glad that he's still got it
Signed up just to bash this review of a game you liked eh?Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:What a trite review.
I could forgive the shallow understanding of game mechanics if you gave a shit about the plot, but it appears you don't. At multiple points you suggest that major events happen "because reasons". Well, yeah. Talking to NPCs about the intricacies of the plot is optional, and I think we see what you chose. Which is frustrating because you seem to place importance these plot points and the details are interesting and worth investigating.
Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Your complaints about the combat are also frustrating. You provide some ambiguous anecdotes but fail to reference the overwhelming majority of the combat system. What did you think of the perfect parry and masterstrike system? How is it that a series of back and fourth perfect parries looks amazing and feels visceral, but somehow isn't worth mentioning? What do you think of the different weapon types and how they interact with different types of armor? What did you think of the location-based damage effects and the weapon combos that target specific armor weaknesses? What of mounted combat, the surrender system, clinching, fight-club, and the myriad of combat-altering potion effects?
Why are you even defending this? It doesn't matter how easy it is to make new save potions. You still need to put effort into a function that every other game implements with no hassle. And fyi, autosaving only on quest progress and sleeping doesn't cut it when the game is an atrocious mess of bugs.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:"limited save"? We're REALLY going to call it simply "limited". Did you not take note that you learn how to make the save item in the intro to the game from shit that's just growing everywhere? Even so, if you can't be bothered to harvest the ingredients or even buy the ingredients, the save item itself is sold in those "pawn shops" for a trivial amount of currency. I'm at a loss on what to think your inability to notice the game auto-saves whenever you make significant progress in a main or side quest. What's even more shocking is that you didn't notice it auto-saves when you SLEEP. Ultimately, the limited saves comes down to how much of your carry limit do you want to dedicate to saves. The answer is a minimal amount, leaving spares on your horse and hording the remaining in your personal storage chest.
The developers can't have their "player freedom" cake and eat it too with shit like this. Deus Ex didn't get away with mandatory boss fights years ago, neither will this game. And good for Tom McKay that you liked his performance. For me, Henry will never have more personality than someone who'd be credited as "Village Buffoon A" in movie credits.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Had to retry that siege six times, eh? Well, considering the pattern you've shown up until now, I'd bet money that you didn't pay any attention to the previous quest or the strategizing that determined the flow of the battle that is decided by your measure of success in the previous quest. You didn't understand why Henry didn't command his lord's men to disengage from the battle and chase runt? Henry does have a moment of hesitation, but the performance by Tom McKay as Henry in this scene should tell you everything you need to know. Henry is not cold, calculating and scheming (as you would have him), he's overcome with complex emotions that are the result of the plot up until this point.
Not sure what you're on about here, but not to worry. The game doesn't need a controversy to not live up to the hype.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Nice of you not to mention the controversy surrounding the game too. It seems a number of critics have ideologies that prevent them from being even remotely objective about the game. Something to do with the problematic portrayal of women in-game? Oh hey! You made an offhand joke along those lines. I'm sure it's just a coincidence though.
you played ten hours and stopped didn't you ? becasue unless your fighting untrained bandits 95 precent of the time when you riposte the enemy will simply execute their own perfect blockCantehman said:Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.
You're*Zaper said:you played ten hours and stopped didn't you ? becasue unless your fighting untrained bandits 95 precent of the time when you riposte the enemy will simply execute their own perfect blockCantehman said:Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.
You're what ? where exactly does that word fit in my sentence ? as to the perfect block it exists because otherwise the player would be too overpowered and you can avoid them by playing defensivelyCantehman said:You're*Zaper said:you played ten hours and stopped didn't you ? becasue unless your fighting untrained bandits 95 precent of the time when you riposte the enemy will simply execute their own perfect blockCantehman said:Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.
Enemies doing their own perfect blocks doesn't make the situation any better. On the contrary. Master strikes being unavoidable is just bad design.
Remind me where the fun is in just circling eachother until someone attacks so you can just masterstrike them. All this realism is fine and dandy, but don't complain when people don't like the game because fun had to take a backseat.Zaper said:You're what ? where exactly does that word fit in my sentence ? as to the perfect block it exists because otherwise the player would be too overpowered and you can avoid them by playing defensivelyCantehman said:You're*Zaper said:you played ten hours and stopped didn't you ? becasue unless your fighting untrained bandits 95 precent of the time when you riposte the enemy will simply execute their own perfect blockCantehman said:Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.
Enemies doing their own perfect blocks doesn't make the situation any better. On the contrary. Master strikes being unavoidable is just bad design.
maybe that's why they made the master strike really hard to pull of and do that much damage also i don't have problem with people disliking the game because of realism i have a problem because Yahtzee complained about the mechanics even though he clearly dosn't understand them he dosn't even appear to be aware you can lock on it annoys me because a lot of people see him as a reviewer and not a comedian/critic and it saddens me that some people who might like the game will miss it out because they think the combat is terribleCantehman said:Remind me where the fun is in just circling eachother until someone attacks so you can just masterstrike them. All this realism is fine and dandy, but don't complain when people don't like the game because fun had to take a backseat.Zaper said:You're what ? where exactly does that word fit in my sentence ? as to the perfect block it exists because otherwise the player would be too overpowered and you can avoid them by playing defensivelyCantehman said:You're*Zaper said:you played ten hours and stopped didn't you ? becasue unless your fighting untrained bandits 95 precent of the time when you riposte the enemy will simply execute their own perfect blockCantehman said:Oh boy. You mean the perfect parry and masterstrike system that ultimately takes all skill out of the game? Get a perfect block and you'll have a chance of a free counterattack. That's what the combat boils down to in the late game: triggering that percentage. There's just one block button so it's just about timing. You say it feels visceral, I say it looks silly. And differing weapon types were old news years ago. That last sentence is nothing worth mentioning either tbh.
Enemies doing their own perfect blocks doesn't make the situation any better. On the contrary. Master strikes being unavoidable is just bad design.
So because people don't bother to check whether Yahtzee is a critic or a reviewer, he shouldn't be critical? In my opinion, the combat is terrible indeed. Common bandits use advanced fencing techniques and the AI has clear advantages over the player. Mechanics like masterstrikes are there as a bandaid because the combat system has holes when it has to provide for early and late game. Archery's bad because no crosshairs might be realistic, but even a fully leveled Henry still can't look over the arrow to see where it'll go. Realism can only excuse so much.Zaper said:maybe that's why they made the master strike really hard to pull of and do that much damage also i don't have problem with people disliking the game because of realism i have a problem because Yahtzee complained about the mechanics even though he clearly dosn't understand them he dosn't even appear to be aware you can lock on it annoys me because a lot of people see him as a reviewer and not a comedian/critic and it saddens me that some people who might like the game will miss it out because they think the combat is terrible
no it just that a lot of people take his word as gospel this is more to do with the fan base rather then him and about the combat thats your opinion and thats fine but it is a minority opinion as to the archery you can become quite decent at it you just need to learn how to align it properlyCantehman said:So because people don't bother to check whether Yahtzee is a critic or a reviewer, he shouldn't be critical? In my opinion, the combat is terrible indeed. Common bandits use advanced fencing techniques and the AI has clear advantages over the player. Mechanics like masterstrikes are there as a bandaid because the combat system has holes when it has to provide for early and late game. Archery's bad because no crosshairs might be realistic, but even a fully leveled Henry still can't look over the arrow to see where it'll go. Realism can only excuse so much.Zaper said:maybe that's why they made the master strike really hard to pull of and do that much damage also i don't have problem with people disliking the game because of realism i have a problem because Yahtzee complained about the mechanics even though he clearly dosn't understand them he dosn't even appear to be aware you can lock on it annoys me because a lot of people see him as a reviewer and not a comedian/critic and it saddens me that some people who might like the game will miss it out because they think the combat is terrible
I appreciate history a whole lot, to the point that most of my recreational reading are variations on history books (though lately that's mostly been limited to scholarly discourse on WW2). The problem with the "realism" in KCBlazing Hero said:Sad to say but the only people I see complaining about the "realism" don't exactly seem like the types who would appreciate history anyway. Also, Yahtzee has admitted to being shit at certain games before. If he was having trouble with the combat then he did need to "git gud" because it becomes quite easy and satisfying once you level up and learn it. The point Yahtzee seemed to miss is that the mechanics of the combat in the beginning of the game are intentionally bad because Henry is someone who doesn't know how to fight.
Ye gods, the quoting system is not that hard to use.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Bash? Criticize is more like it. Should I not give my opinion? Is that not allowed?
It doesn't. But more eloquence went into your championing of the game's plot then the game's plot.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:What does MY choice words have to do with how good the plot is?
Possible, but after playing the game's tutorial for 5-8 hours you'd probably want some indication that this is the case considering it's the plot line that starts off Henry's journey. Instead, you get the lord just saying "I don't care about that sword" and Henry going "but I must". No indication of anything you say at a point where such a motivation would be critical.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:If you played the game enough to understand the plot, then you would know that it's not simply about a hunk of sharp metal that needs to be delivered. Is it so hard to believe that a person could form an irrational attachment to one of the few things that remain of his life with his parents, friends, and neighbors?
Unlikely indeed. But the developers don't get to flaunt "player freedom" and then pull this stunt. If you're going to railroad, do it in a cutscene. Don't pretend like you've got freedom and then just disable it. Same for the second fight against Runt. You need to abuse game glitches just to be able to loot the body of someone you can kill. Some freedom.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Yes. A layabout who had his first and only swordfighting lesson yesterday should be able to have a chance against one of the most dangerous cut-throats in the region.
Plenty of people are upset with the masterstrike system. Just check Steam discussions for instance. Beating a fully plated and armed knight in your undies with a stick just by standing there and masterstriking is very possible in game. It doesn't really vibe with that whole realism thing people are lauding though.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:You're kidding right? Reacting within the first fractions of a moment as an enemy attack animation goes off while matching the enemy swing direction to perform a masterstrike constitutes something that takes no skill whatsoever?
My bad, I meant masterstrikes. And percentages came from initial uncertainty as to how to trigger masterstrikes. However, it being unblockable is still utter nonsense, especially since late game enemies hardly let you do a full combo anyway. And when Mount & Blade's sytem is years old by now but can achieve things as impressive with a much more simple system, stuff like masterstrikes is just baffling.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:What? Perfect blocks don't trigger free counterattacks. Percentage? God I hope you're not talking about masterstrikes. What do you mean that's what combat comes down to in late game? Late game combat is about feinting into combos more than it's about defense.
Getting perfect blocks hardly requires that much dedication. Or just go full plate and lose less stamina by just eating hits.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Timing, directionality, and momentum. Did you not even pay attention to the tutorial?
Curb the smarminess, sir knight. Weapon types interacting with different kinds of armour isn't innovative by any means either.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Ah, your reading comprehension has failed you here. See where I said "and how they interact with different types of armor" That's to indicate that the point being made isn't simply "hey look there's a buncha weapons" but rather there's a reason to carry multiple types of weapons as different weapons have different effectiveness in different situations. This also means that the outcome of many fights are strongly influenced by preparation.
Mounted combat, the surrender system, clinching, fight-club, and the myriad of combat-altering potion effects. Notice how even Skyrim does all of those except clinching? Hardly something you'd put on the back of the box for advertising.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Yeah, I understand why you'd say that. They're all easily overlooked if you've already made up your mind and aren't interested.
Call it "limited" or "restricted freedom" or what have you, it's a terrible system. Unless you're going for the Dark Souls experience, no game in 2018 should penalize you for wanting to save progress. Again, plenty of bugs, imagine losing hours of progress because the game crashes when turning in a quest and has no proper autosave function. In fact, you don't even need to imagine it, it's happening.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Oh, I see. Taking issue with the usage of the term "limited" is, to you, a full endorsement.
Wait. Wait wait wait. You're telling me Kingdom Come: Deliverance has a mechanic where you can influence a battle before it happens?! Ye gods, the rapture is upon us indeed!Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Not even going to touch on how much of the battle is decided by player agency? Figures. Calling anything a "boss fight" in this game is hilarious and shows a pretty stark misunderstanding of the mechanics. The enemies, bosses included, have access to the same skills, mechanics, and combos that the player has.
If by out of hand you mean my impression after hours on hours of his work, then yes. In fact, you mentioned something about Henry's attachment to that hunk of metal because it's all that remains. Funny how Henry barely ascends Oblivion NPC's in terms of emotion when you talk to that noblewoman about the whole "my village got sacked" thing. And then he just goes adventuring and partying with his noble friend with nary an indication of personal drama. Tom McKay might be an outstanding professional, but he'd surely be wasted on this role then.Ectoplasmic Alcohol said:Tom McKay as Henry did an outstanding job and the fact that you're just dismissing his work out of hand is pathetic.
I was never going to play this game anyways because the creator is an asshole and because i'm not big on fantasy RPGs.RedRockRun said:I never said anything about realism. He says the combat is *FUCKING TERRIBLE* yet I've seen and talked to enough people who say it's not that hard. Yahtzee's the first person I've heard who has had a problem with its technical aspects. Of course this isn't the first time Yahtzee has mistaken his opinions for objective fact, and I doubt it will be the last.darkrage6 said:He is "gud", plenty of other people complained about the bullshit "realism" aspects of the game.
Take his Witcher review: the one in which, "Glorious PC Gaming Master Race," was born where he criticized the game for being overly complicated, citing for one its menu system. When I played Witcher I didn't have a single issue and likewise never heard anyone else complain about it being too complicated nor knock the menus. In reality, there is more complexity (both in terms of menus and gameplay) to TES IV: Oblivion which is regarded by many to be drastically dumbed down from Morrowind.
A large part of me doesn't think he actually had issues with KCD's combat but instead just didn't like it. Only, "I didn't like it," doesn't sound as hard-hitting and edgy as, "The combat is *FUCKING TERRIBLE*." Furthermore, I don't think he really believed Witcher to be complicated yet needed an extra gag to pad his argument.
All this being said, I think anyone would be doing himself a disservice to base his decision to buy a game on a Yahtzee review. This is akin to how people shouldn't watch The Daily Show for news. It's entertainment with bits of truth sprinkled about. Somehow, the fact that it makes you laugh gives the impression of veracity.
To be fair I've not gotten to that point myself, but when there's threads on Steam like:Jeralt2100 said:-Unlikely indeed. But the developers don't get to flaunt "player freedom" and then pull this stunt. If you're going to railroad, do it in a cutscene. Don't pretend like you've got freedom and then just disable it. Same for the second fight against Runt. You need to abuse game glitches just to be able to loot the body of someone you can kill. Some freedom.-
Have a question about this one. Did you not know you could return after the battle? I went back to the site of the battle after it was over and looted pretty much everything. I cleared over 7500 selling all that equipment left on the soldiers, and you can climb back up and loot Runt's body as well.
The Archery Tutorial gives me a hint, aim above the target and watch as it go in a pendulum swing and loose the arrow when you feel your inner "middle of the swing". A reticule trivialize the archery mechanic that I was able to put several arrows into the Elite Cumans before dealing with the bastards with the shieldsCantehman said:So because people don't bother to check whether Yahtzee is a critic or a reviewer, he shouldn't be critical? In my opinion, the combat is terrible indeed. Common bandits use advanced fencing techniques and the AI has clear advantages over the player. Mechanics like masterstrikes are there as a bandaid because the combat system has holes when it has to provide for early and late game. Archery's bad because no crosshairs might be realistic, but even a fully leveled Henry still can't look over the arrow to see where it'll go. Realism can only excuse so much.Zaper said:maybe that's why they made the master strike really hard to pull of and do that much damage also i don't have problem with people disliking the game because of realism i have a problem because Yahtzee complained about the mechanics even though he clearly dosn't understand them he dosn't even appear to be aware you can lock on it annoys me because a lot of people see him as a reviewer and not a comedian/critic and it saddens me that some people who might like the game will miss it out because they think the combat is terrible
Yeah, it's just padded difficulty really. Not to mention Henry the humble blacksmith boy having no problems with horse archery besides the archery aspect.gyrobot said:The Archery Tutorial gives me a hint, aim above the target and watch as it go in a pendulum swing and loose the arrow when you feel your inner "middle of the swing". A reticule trivialize the archery mechanic that I was able to put several arrows into the Elite Cumans before dealing with the bastards with the shieldsCantehman said:So because people don't bother to check whether Yahtzee is a critic or a reviewer, he shouldn't be critical? In my opinion, the combat is terrible indeed. Common bandits use advanced fencing techniques and the AI has clear advantages over the player. Mechanics like masterstrikes are there as a bandaid because the combat system has holes when it has to provide for early and late game. Archery's bad because no crosshairs might be realistic, but even a fully leveled Henry still can't look over the arrow to see where it'll go. Realism can only excuse so much.Zaper said:maybe that's why they made the master strike really hard to pull of and do that much damage also i don't have problem with people disliking the game because of realism i have a problem because Yahtzee complained about the mechanics even though he clearly dosn't understand them he dosn't even appear to be aware you can lock on it annoys me because a lot of people see him as a reviewer and not a comedian/critic and it saddens me that some people who might like the game will miss it out because they think the combat is terrible