Touche. By the way he forgot to add 'Stop trying to use the smartest sounding vocab you can in an attempt to be like Yahtzee'AJwins said:ElArabDeMagnifico said:As one of the first few to post in this thread, I would like to establish some "implied yet unwritten" rules/guidelines, because I'm not a mod and I don't expect everyone to follow these, but for the greater good of this thread, PLEASE follow them as best as you can! -and Remember, I am condemning out of love, not hate (sort of)
[li]NO ASS KISSING! Yahtzee hates it when people call flawed work flawless, so give the guy some criticism, it's the best thing an artist can get.
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[li]No flaming either! If you disagree with Yahtzee, say why, and then criticize him, preferably constructively.
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[li] NO ONE POST WONDERS! IF YOU ARE GOING TO REGISTER JUST TO SAY 'LOL YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, GOOD JOB! BEST ONE YET! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE....DON'T! If you register, make your post worthwhile, because one post wonders have an opinion that is worth practically NOTHING, if you make an account, browse the other forums, or just do something other than kiss Yahtzee's ass![/li]
[li]SERIOUSLY! NO ASS KISSING![/li] The Ass kissers are worse than the flamers, the flamers still actually contribute by giving (whether it be good or bad) criticism, ass kissers just make the thread grow until it bursts with bile! DON'T DO IT!
Thanks for listening! Chances are this will be completely ignored anyway! Happy posting!
Yeah, because a non-mod posting "What not to do or you'll piss off Yahtzee" isn't kissing any ass at all.
NO!... Don't flame him... your only proving his point!Crap_haT said:I'm not going to lie, that was a good review. Made me laugh more than ususal. Also, I have been having some loading problems. Has the Escapist had an update or change?
You can go suck a dick. It is not your place to enforce these rules, allow the stupids to have their fun; that way you don't send them into a spiral of depression and have law suites shoved up your ass. I really hate it when people take it upon their self to enforce the supposed rules. Contact a mod if you want a message put out, because then you'll only sound a dick in front of him.ElArabDeMagnifico said:As one of the first few to post in this thread, I would like to establish some "implied yet unwritten" rules/guidelines, because I'm not a mod and I don't expect everyone to follow these, but for the greater good of this thread, PLEASE follow them as best as you can! -and Remember, I am condemning out of love, not hate (sort of)
[li]NO ASS KISSING! Yahtzee hates it when people call flawed work flawless, so give the guy some criticism, it's the best thing an artist can get.
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[li]No flaming either! If you disagree with Yahtzee, say why, and then criticize him, preferably constructively.
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[li] NO ONE POST WONDERS! IF YOU ARE GOING TO REGISTER JUST TO SAY 'LOL YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, GOOD JOB! BEST ONE YET! LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE....DON'T! If you register, make your post worthwhile, because one post wonders have an opinion that is worth practically NOTHING, if you make an account, browse the other forums, or just do something other than kiss Yahtzee's ass![/li]
[li]SERIOUSLY! NO ASS KISSING![/li] The Ass kissers are worse than the flamers, the flamers still actually contribute by giving (whether it be good or bad) criticism, ass kissers just make the thread grow until it bursts with bile! DON'T DO IT!
Thanks for listening! Chances are this will be completely ignored anyway! Happy posting!
Yes, all the old reviews will be added.Hedberger said:What happened to the old reviews? Will they be re-added to the site later on?
Oh yes, definitely. I think it was one of the best and most original interpretations of hell I've seen in any media. :>Xen Monkey said:I actually bought Painkiller soon after if came out, and it was pretty fun. (Though yeah. Story = Shit).
I thought it was a shame that most people probably didn't get to the last level, because IIRC the level design was fucking amazing.
Must see if I have it at home anywhere still...
Bob_F_It said:Good review; shame we had to wait nearly 3 extra hours for it. Since I enjoyed Black (another first person shoot-the-hell-out-of-everything-er) I might consider hunting that down.
Nice to see that you can start with being positive games again too.
I guessed there was some glitches going on Virgil, but it's a little frustrating. Is there any way we can get a clue that it's not our router's going down?Virgil said:To alleviate confusion
Please excuse the server problems - they're unrelated to the videos, but have decided to pop up at pretty much the worst time they could. We're still working out the kinks in the rest of the video system, so expect tweaks over the next week or so.
Bob_F_It said:Good review; shame we had to wait nearly 3 extra hours for it. Since I enjoyed Black (another first person shoot-the-hell-out-of-everything-er) I might consider hunting that down.
Nice to see that you can start with being positive games again too.
We try to do our best to give notices, however some things are a bit unexpected.The_root_of_all_evil said:I guessed there was some glitches going on Virgil, but it's a little frustrating. Is there any way we can get a clue that it's not our router's going down?Virgil said:To alleviate confusion
Please excuse the server problems - they're unrelated to the videos, but have decided to pop up at pretty much the worst time they could. We're still working out the kinks in the rest of the video system, so expect tweaks over the next week or so.
Unfortunately it's difficult to give notices when our site isn't online.The_root_of_all_evil said:I guessed there was some glitches going on Virgil, but it's a little frustrating. Is there any way we can get a clue that it's not our router's going down?