Zero Punctuation: Shadows of the Damned

[NezumiiroKitsune]

Throbbing is the present participle of throb, and still a verb. It doesn't qualify the noun, so it isn't an adjective. Nor can you have an adjective with the suffix -ing.

I...guess that makes sense - you learn something new everyday.^^°
I guess since English isn't my first language I shouldn't rely on online dictionaries so much... (http://www.audioenglish.net/dictionary/throbbing.htm)

I'm sorry, I take it back.

In the case of "A throbbing headache", it changes the quality of the headache (I think!), and so is a non-comparable adjective. Like your site said, it's very rare.

Also sorry for being bothersome about it, I just really like language.

I learned something

 

[Kopikatsu]

Hang on a minute, is that weapon actually called "A big Boner" or is that just Yahtzee being Yahtzee?

Johnson's gun form is ACTUALLY called 'The Boner'?! I thought that was some kind of joke when I first heard about this game.

It's actually called The Boner with the upgraded form being the Big Boner.

But the skull's name is Johnson. You know, another name for a dick. It's appropriate.

OT: If I had the money, I would get this game. Just because I love Shinji Mikami. In all the wrong ways.

I love Suda51 as well, but not as much as Mikami.

 

[silasbufu]

Hang on a minute, is that weapon actually called "A big Boner" or is that just Yahtzee being Yahtzee?

It really is . Also you have an ability called Flaming Boner and I recall a quote from the game in which your sidekick says "put your flaming boner into that huge crack".

It's that kind of game.

I also highly recommend it.

 

[Swifteye]

I was still expecting sonic colors like you promised us way back in you're iphone games review, How long does it take to make a sonic colors video?

His brief mentioning of it is all your going to get. Sometimes things don't warrant a review when a couple of sentences are all that needs to be said.

 

[Trishbot]

I wonder if I could create a game with a female heroine that has a weapon called "The Big Knockers" and you slap bad guys around with it while traveling down bridges made of male genitalia and trying to rescue your p****-whipped boyfriend...

... I wonder if there's a market for that beyond just me.

 

[Hector Haddow]

to many chefs spoil the stew

 

[Stabby Joe]

A Lost Soul from Doom in shades? Nice photoshop imagery there haha!

I WILL get around t playing this one but not anytime soon, which kind of makes me feel a little bad considering how much this game tanked in the U "tell us we can make an arse out of ourselves in front our friends in the guise of keeping fit in game form" K.

 

[fbombomb]

The game really reminds me of Shadowman, which in my opinion is the greatest horror game of all time. Not even Silent Hill 2 compares to the twisted world of Shadowman. The audio in the playrooms level is Nightmare fuel alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghSuER5Sgh0

 

[Cameron Baxter]

Hang on a minute, is that weapon actually called "A big Boner" or is that just Yahtzee being Yahtzee?

It really is . Also you have an ability called Flaming Boner and I recall a quote from the game in which your sidekick says "put your flaming boner into that huge crack".

It's that kind of game.

I also highly recommend it.

Hot Boner not flaming boner it shoots bombs also if anyone is wondering its called the boner cos it uses deamon bones as amunition same as the machine gun uses teeth and the shotgun uses skulls

 

[04whim]

Now Yahtzee, you're hardly the person to be complaining about the number of dick jokes.

 

[Madara XIII]

I must go and get this game to support this shit.

MUST. GO. NOW.

I'll start on Hard, btw.

Idk though, I kinda dislike easy as hell games. Plus this is definitely out of place as yahtzee said for a game made with the help of Sadist Shinji Mikami to be that easy.

Feels weird if you ask me. I might rent it to see how it is, but as of now I just got Ninja Gaiden Sigma for the PS3 and I'll be preoccupied with that Suicide Difficulty for a few days...or weeks..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH F*CKING NINJAS!!

[HEADING=2] Ego Raptor Wasn't Joking when he made this[/HEADING]

 

[Madara XIII]

I wonder if I could create a game with a female heroine that has a weapon called "The Big Knockers" and you slap bad guys around with it while traveling down bridges made of male genitalia and trying to rescue your p****-whipped boyfriend...

... I wonder if there's a market for that beyond just me.

That honestly sounds like a great idea and might (I say MIGHT) bring in some female gamers.

Hell women can have just as immature a sense of humor as men, so why not?

 

[Jonluw]

I guess now we know what inspired the last extra punctuation's phallic angle.

 

[NotSoNimble]

Sounds interesting, I want a demo!!!

Maybe I'll get it when the price goes down.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"Shadows of the Damned"? I was expecting the usual bout of napalm carpet-bombing for a game with such a hideously generic name.

 

[ResonanceSD]

Three things
1) This, I think, is his best review, EVER
2) When did his character get FINGERS?
3) "Brace yourself, Garcia F'ing Hotspur!"

 

[Jaebird]

The game never really appealed to me, but upon hearing about the crazy things that go on in the game I rented it out of curiosity. After running into George, the first boss of the game, I gave up. Not because of difficulty (although, trying to aim is like trying to drunkenly aim for the urinal while on a see-saw), but Shadows of the Damned was just too fucking weird for my tastes.

And the constant barrage of dick jokes didn't help matters. I do agree that the dialogue between Garcia and Johnson was pretty entertaining, but for short while.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

A japanese american game-Made my the japanese for the americans with more of what we love

 

[Buizel91]

I lol'd about a quarter of the way in when the Boner was mentioned "ooh there you are Sudda you bastard" xD

I think this may be a purchase for me...Glad i got a job recently!

Unrelated note...who is this?

 

[Buizel91]

Hang on a minute, is that weapon actually called "A big Boner" or is that just Yahtzee being Yahtzee?

It really is . Also you have an ability called Flaming Boner and I recall a quote from the game in which your sidekick says "put your flaming boner into that huge crack".

Well that's me sold! *runs to Blockbuster*

Duke Nukam can go and rot in a corner! Garcia is the new daddy in town! xD