Amen, brother! Down with artificial choice!Graill said:The game was a passable shooter, story was poorly done. trying to get people to experience things they have no clue about other than a visual cue never works other than the movie theater rollercoaster ride ride in 3d. The point i am making is the devs try to make a run at getting people involved in the character and no one knows how these types of soldiers react to a given situation, the vast majority anyway, very few of us do and we cry BS, the devs flail at trying to create a story of a soldier spinning into insanity.
At the very least the plot should have been more than toilet paper, meaning when we hear, "i met him once at such and such a place" has now boiled down to walker trying to save an officer he doesnt know and the story no doubt hoping we forget that one line, i never did. It is the equivelant of me getting an order of fries from a Mickey D's drive through and finding out months later the server was killed in an auto accident and me going on a brainless vendetta mission to avenge the person that handed me those french fries, that is all this story boils down to.
As a shooter it was fine, and the game was fun, with the exception of Zero choice except those the devs used to push this linear shooter along with its on the rails story. Do not try to state this game gave you a choice, it did not. People need to understand the difference between a dev giving you a choice and you making a choice to change something or a situation, totally different things.
Like i typed earlier, you can sit in a theater watching a 3d movie of a roller coaster, the seats moving slightly to give you that fake experience, or you can go out and experience the things that let you identify with the character, both are totally different experiences and both will leave you with totally differing views. The devs failed at this type of story because they do NOT know how or what is needed to make this unlikely chain of event happen. if they tried to to copy Apocolypse now in a modern setting, the devs failed horribly.
As in being dark for FPS standards. Nothing can really top 40k, but you get the idea that FPS nowadays are not the clean procedural type Spec Ops teams from the original Rainbow Six series by Red Storm but instead HARD MEN MAKING HARD DECISIONS!kouriichi said:CoD? Grimdark? HAHA! Good one :3 Your talking to a 40k fan. It makes MW look like sniffing flowers with your healthy grandmother.gyrobot said:Obviously you haven't played Modern Warfare to know what is Grimdark.kouriichi said:Yahtzee? Recommend a modern cover-based shooter!?! Isnt this somewhere on the Mayan Calendar?
I kid, im glad this was as Grimdark as i heard its going to be. Its a nice change of pace really.
Shooting a bunch of innocent people in an airport? Amoral sure..... but sacrificing millions/billions of psychics who have never done a single bad thing in their life? Now thats Grimdark!
Unless your being sarcastic :0 if so, good man! I like sarcasm, though it doesnt translate well over the internet without italics. Always a fun word to say.
So I'm guessing you're one of those morons who think that 9/11 was an inside job and that our military should be ashamed for a proper response to a wanton slaughter of innocents?In Search of Username said:The fact you keep saying someone's 'protecting our freedoms' doesn't make it true. And even if they are it's at the expense of the freedoms of people from other countries, so I understand people finding it hard to respect soldiers as much as the media assumes they should.SickBritKid said:Yahtzee, is there just something about your limeys and your inability to appreciate the military putting their asses on the line so that you don't have to? Y'know, protecting your freedoms, preventing your own slaughter at the hands of those who despise you and want you to eat the soles of their boots?
Look, I'm a conservative and I dislike the shit we've gotten into with our wars and our expended blood and treasure.
I still love and support my military, however, as those men and women are out there defending my freedoms.
I'm not proud of what's been committed in the name of god and country, but as one legendary general once said: "War is hell." And there comes a time when war is needed to ensure that the decent folk of this world don't wind up getting shat upon by that flaky *****, Fate.
That said, this is easily one of your best reviews, Yahtzee, and excellent job on that.
*farting noise*
.Dutch 924 said:"You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero."
- John Konrad
Anyone else find this phrase fitting not only for Walker, but for almost every FPS gamer out there?
That's got to be the least subtle and most ridiculous strawman I've seen in hours.SickBritKid said:So I'm guessing you're one of those morons who think that 9/11 was an inside job and that our military should be ashamed for a proper response to a wanton slaughter of innocents?In Search of Username said:The fact you keep saying someone's 'protecting our freedoms' doesn't make it true. And even if they are it's at the expense of the freedoms of people from other countries, so I understand people finding it hard to respect soldiers as much as the media assumes they should.
Bwahaha what?! It's been 11 years, your strawman is slightly dated.SickBritKid said:So I'm guessing you're one of those morons who think that 9/11 was an inside job and that our military should be ashamed for a proper response to a wanton slaughter of innocents?
It's a strawman that I often find to be accurate amongst those who bash on our military and scoff at the notion that their service to our country's servicemen deserves respect.Reginald said:That's got to be the least subtle and most ridiculous strawman I've seen in hours.SickBritKid said:So I'm guessing you're one of those morons who think that 9/11 was an inside job and that our military should be ashamed for a proper response to a wanton slaughter of innocents?In Search of Username said:The fact you keep saying someone's 'protecting our freedoms' doesn't make it true. And even if they are it's at the expense of the freedoms of people from other countries, so I understand people finding it hard to respect soldiers as much as the media assumes they should.
It's a third-person tactical shooter. Didn't you play the demo?carnege4 said:So it's a First person Heavy Rain with the part you kill the drug dealer over and over again?
Well, fuck me sideways. I had some interest in the game when I first saw the trailer, but I honestly wouldn't have gotten the game if not for this review. And Christ, am I glad that I did.Yahtzee Croshaw said:Spec Ops: The Line
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Spec Ops: The Line.
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By three-quarters of the way through, it sounds more like this:"Lugo! Take out that sniper!"
"Understood!" *gunshot* "Target's down, captain!"
These guys started off with an amazing group dynamic. They functioned as a team, and they interacted when not in combat as friends. But as the game goes on, that friendship is increasingly strained. There are even a few moments where it seems like it's at its breaking point, but the third member acts as a voice of reason and they keep moving. It's those moments becoming increasingly rare (when someone manages to diffuse the situation without requiring enemy troops arriving) that makes the group's downfall so tragic."Kill that fucking sniper already!"
"Fine!" *gunshot* "He's dead!"
I'm worried already because you've kicked things off with a racial slur within ten words of the start of your post. Yes, 'limey' is a racial slur. White people just aren't allowed to be upset by white-slurs, I guess.SickBritKid said:Yahtzee, is there just something about your limeys and your inability to appreciate the military putting their asses on the line so that you don't have to? Y'know, protecting your freedoms, preventing your own slaughter at the hands of those who despise you and want you to eat the soles of their boots?
I'm not really sure where he shat on the military during his review. He said he didn't like the whole buddy-cop feeling that a lot of squad-based war shooters do when trying to evoke a 'realistic' feeling in warfare.SickBritKid said:Look, I'm a conservative and I dislike the shit we've gotten into with our wars and our expended blood and treasure.
I still love and support my military, however, as those men and women are out there defending my freedoms.
Alright, rather than going more in-depth than I'd normally, I'm going to ask a simple question:SickBritKid said:I'm not proud of what's been committed in the name of god and country, but as one legendary general once said: "War is hell." And there comes a time when war is needed to ensure that the decent folk of this world don't wind up getting shat upon by that flaky *****, Fate.
For one, I use "limey" affectionately, and not at all derogatorily toward Brits. I'm descended from Britain(specifically Scotland and Wales as well as Ireland, though that's a different country) and I love the country.Char-Nobyl said:I'm worried already because you've kicked things off with a racial slur within ten words of the start of your post. Yes, 'limey' is a racial slur. White people just aren't allowed to be upset by white-slurs, I guess.
I'm not really sure where he shat on the military during his review. He said he didn't like the whole buddy-cop feeling that a lot of squad-based war shooters do when trying to evoke a 'realistic' feeling in warfare.
Have you played the game?