i hear it now! random documents! this was one of my favorite yahtzee reviews in awhile. i really hope ben and jim do something together again soon. missing jim at the escapist, and the expo being in the next town over from me. in nc.
I love you! Late Christmas present!The Last Melon said:Random documents and audiologs!
We find them stuck to noticeboards, we find them under dogs!
We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review,
And we're bored of all the gameplay but we've nothing else to do!
(for those that really needed the lyrics)
According to the Yahtzee fanboys, there are already a gorillion Nintendo fanboy poster right in this very thread hating on Yahtzee because of reasons. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Yahtzee likes to occasionally insult them for literally no reason.Warachia said:For how much Yahtzee keeps bringing up Smash Brothers I still haven't seen the (apparantly) massive amounts of comments telling him to review it.
well thanks for making me remember that guy. when i was reading your post i was having a flashback, standing in whiterun and listening to that lunatic. *shivers*Michael Dunkerton said:the crazy SOB in whiterun's dialogue
OH GAWD, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!Darth_Payn said:And now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of my work day. Thanks! It's quite a jaunty tune.
So I take it you didn't like the song at the end. And if he did "fade" from one frame to another, I didn't notice.PunkRex said:Was that a fade in I saw, getting fruity with the editing are we, 0/10, WOULD NOT WATCH AGAIN, I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
He's cleeeeeearly running out of ideas, sad really.Aeshi said:Fading to the next frame instead of Cutting to it? In my Zero Punctuation?!
Just to make a counterpoint (not saying your opinion is wrong), but Portal 2 (the closest comparison to TTP) original sold for $50 and takes about half as long to complete. One could argue that co-op offers more replayability, which is a fair point. According to howlongtobeat, it takes about 15 hours to complete TTP, and add another 12 hours if you want to complete all the optional content and unlock all three endings. Based on my playthrough, that is pretty accurate.Arnoxthe1 said:Yeah, this game's way too expensive for what you're getting. And they hardly spent any time or resources developing it too!
Not saying it's a bad game at all but c'mon. $40 for a one-time-run puzzle game? Seriously, guys?
The reason is Smash Bros., actually.BiH-Kira said:According to the Yahtzee fanboys, there are already a gorillion Nintendo fanboy poster right in this very thread hating on Yahtzee because of reasons. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Yahtzee likes to occasionally insult them for literally no reason.Warachia said:For how much Yahtzee keeps bringing up Smash Brothers I still haven't seen the (apparantly) massive amounts of comments telling him to review it.
So according to you, the existence of a game is enough reason to insult someone?Johnny Novgorod said:The reason is Smash Bros., actually.BiH-Kira said:According to the Yahtzee fanboys, there are already a gorillion Nintendo fanboy poster right in this very thread hating on Yahtzee because of reasons. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Yahtzee likes to occasionally insult them for literally no reason.Warachia said:For how much Yahtzee keeps bringing up Smash Brothers I still haven't seen the (apparantly) massive amounts of comments telling him to review it.
The Last Melon said:Random documents and audiologs!
We find them stuck to noticeboards, we find them under dogs!
We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review,
And we're bored of all the gameplay but we've nothing else to do!
(for those that really needed the lyrics)
I don't know, he criticized the game/s and partly blamed its fans for keeping them on the map. Did you feel insulted? He's called on pretty pretty much every fan of everything at this point.BiH-Kira said:So according to you, the existence of a game is enough reason to insult someone?Johnny Novgorod said:The reason is Smash Bros., actually.BiH-Kira said:According to the Yahtzee fanboys, there are already a gorillion Nintendo fanboy poster right in this very thread hating on Yahtzee because of reasons. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Yahtzee likes to occasionally insult them for literally no reason.Warachia said:For how much Yahtzee keeps bringing up Smash Brothers I still haven't seen the (apparantly) massive amounts of comments telling him to review it.
Yahtzee has no reason to insult anyone, he just does it and uses something as an excuse for doing it.
Isn't that his Shtick? I kinda figured anyone whose watched this show for a while would have picked up on this.BiH-Kira said:So according to you, the existence of a game is enough reason to insult someone?
Yahtzee has no reason to insult anyone, he just does it and uses something as an excuse for doing it.
I think one of the Extra Punctuations mentioned that even in games like BioShock he tended to hide in a corner somewhere to listen to them.Silentpony said:Am I the only one who realizes you can play audiologs and still play the game? Even Doom 3 allowed you to exit the PDF, keep the log playing, and continue killing. It was hardly a game stopper.
Thank you!!!!!! Ever since I have heard of this game I have been searching for fellow Heimsirs!!! It has taken this long and yes it was worth it.Michael Dunkerton said:Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our sandbox shooters! While you have ascended from the dung of Series Sam, and now walk among the Smart Games!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true game of man! Ascended from brainless shooters, to rule the realm of puzzle platformers!
The very idea is inconceivable to our AAA overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With puzzle games? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!