Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Regarding his last statement Yahtzee must be listening to Slipknot lately.

He failed to mention God of War 3, maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm going to sound like a fanboy, but WHERE THE HELL IS GOD OF WAR III!?!

 

[Abedeus]

HUURUAHAAHHAHHUHUHUHHHHKKKK!!

Who let the critters do the ending? xd Death metal instead of rock, eh?

I disagree about Assassin's Creed 2 - I thought that everyone knew (epecially reading the forums) that the game will be a bit later in time than AC1, but we didn't know if it was during the middle ages in Europe or in feudal Japan. Because those funky

Spoiler

images at the end of the game

looked Japanese.

 

[stormcaller]

This is (imo) one of the best ZP's to date. The rapid fire attack on games and the way he sounds so happy pronouncing the name of each game.

EDIT: I say Nay-tal too! Fight the power!

 

[lahanl01]

ahahahaaaaaaagggllalhghllaah!!!!!!

 

[peanutbuttersandwich]

I'm playing dead space for the second time now. that pretty much sums up what great games come out the past time

 

[geldonyetich]

It's important to realize it's not so much Yahtzee has logically derived the human race is shit from firsthand experience of the wide range of mankind's works, so much as simply because he's a gamer who has been force-fed so many clones that it has deeply jaded his opinion of every other human being on the planet.

 

[Kanashe]

Alright, now I officially wanna rip yahtzee's voice box out an strangel him with it. This is the biggest, most annoying, idiotic whine fest I've ever seen. If I wanted to hear a whine fest, I'd go to youtube or a forum. I mean, Jesus Effin' Christ, how full of himself is this twat?

 

[holyassassian]

While i would say this fantastic or brilliant but that seems to be getting a bit redundant. Also, mgs rising isn't exclusive and now I am cutting myself again. sadface.

 

[Vi3tgaMs4lyf]

I was hoping for some news on Heavy Rain. Anyone else looking forward to that?

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

The amount of sequels at E3 depresses me.

 

[Enosh_]

so some half funny puns of the game titles and some complaining about how people suck, with no actualy discussion/criticism of the gameplay we saw, beyond a compleatly useless mentioning that AC2 won't be in the future, as if the whole motherfucking "we need you to check if there aren't any traps waiting for us that your other ancestors set" at the end of AC1 wasn't any clue that they will contunie the story of his ancestors, oh yeah I forget, yahtzee doens't care about the story, silly me

given that he constantly complains about how shit game journalism is, he certanly isn't helping things, I know he is trying to be funny but using one of his own methaphors, don't sacrifice actual disscusion about the games on the altar of cheap laughs

 

[julesville]

That game definantly looks interesting.

ESIT: cock nuggets!!!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Funniest vide I've seen in a while :]
Mr and Mrs shit face XD

 

[tehbeard]

a really funny summary of E3.

but in all seriousness. why does sonic need a car?

on Nay-tal, I say that the Peter Molyneux endorsement has made all gamers suspicious of the technology, due to his terminal case of over-hype-everything-itis and his creepy e-son milo.

Nether the less if they enable its use in an RTS game that is good, it would be fun to scroll across the landscape by swiping your hand before poking at a enemy unit to cause lightning to strike.

Never did see the PS3 motion doo hicky (E3 stream died), must look it up on youtube.

I must say i did lose faith in yahtzee earlier in the year, when he seemed to be repeating hatred instead of genuinly tearing a game apart. I am glad the charismatic stallion has proven me wrong with this review and is back on form.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Funniest episode in weeks! Hooray the funny Yahtzee is back!

 

[Arcyde]

This is definetly the best episode of Zero Punctuation ever!

I couldn't stop laughing the entire way through.

 

[sagacious]

No Mass effect 2?
No Modern warfare 2?

those are the only ones that i'm really excited about...

 

[Kapura]

I'm excited for Halo ODST, and seeing as it wasn't de-hyped, I guess I'm going to get more excited.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Lol this one was one of the best in a while