I thoroughly enjoyed this review. It's about time somebody said what I was trying to say about it the entire time, but with more eloquence.
The Sims is a game that's just plain evil. I'm sorry, but the thing is an imitation of life that we get a kick out of just effing up. And in the end, if you're actually playing, you mustn't be enjoying yourself.
I sincerely hope there's not a single person out there who is actually enjoying themselves with this game.
Anywho, good rant, good jokes, and I can't wait for more!