Zero Punctuation: Viewer's Choice: Duke Nukem Forever

[Neferius]

Wow... I actually thought you were Serious until halfway. I think I started Suspecting when you mentioned the quasi-incest bit ...or was it the Alien-wedding Chef part ?

 

[Zachrid]

And then things became awkward...

http://twitter.com/GearboxSoftware/status/22904222245
http://blog.pikimal.com/geek/2010/09/03/piki-at-pax-the-duke-he-has-returned/

...he's back...?
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http://www.zachseinblog.de

 

[shymi]

And then things became awkward...

http://twitter.com/GearboxSoftware/status/22904222245
http://blog.pikimal.com/geek/2010/09/03/piki-at-pax-the-duke-he-has-returned/

...he's back...?
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http://www.zachseinblog.de

So they waited for Yahtzee's review to bring that up?

 

[amendele]

And the sad thing is that if this does pan out, people will still pay out the ass to buy a shooter that was outdated ten years ago. Good going, gamers. G-fucking-G.

 

[Video Gone]

You know, I find it odd that the last thing Yahtzee said in this review "Now let's all forget about this f****** game forever" and yet it's the review the public likes the most.

As well as that, it's actually coming out now.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
[HEADING=1]Always bet on Duke.[/HEADING]
Hail to the king, baby.

 

[Jorias]

I love it! Classic Yahtzee, Now considering that it would be safe to assume that most of the audience here at escapist (including me) have Attention Deficits, i would love to see this vid re-release in April 1 next year for obvious reasons....Well done Yahtzee, you even made me believe the game actually exist!

 

[DanHibiki]

I'll be very disappointed if the game does not have a dolphin riding section.

 

[Zudarkness]

Wow too bad the game dosen't exist. i would of love the beat your Wii fit board trophy. It was a funny review

 

[Orhid]

Sorry 2k, now you have to make a game to match the review... I mean honestly it would be unprofessional if the review would have to change.


Oh also... It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

 

[Daniel Mccann]

Gearbox picked up the development. I look forward to when you actually review the finished product.

 

[TheUnbeholden]

Wow too bad the game dosen't exist. i would of love the beat your Wii fit board trophy. It was a funny review

Didn't you watch the Live at Pax?

We got to see people play Duke Nukem Forever.... DNF is going to be released next year, by Gearbox... who have taken over development of DNF since September 2009... and the game was already almost complete by 3drealms anyways... so Gearbox don't have much to do before releasing it. They garuantee that they will release it 2011... and gearbox sticks to release dates unlike 3drealms. The point is, the games pretty much done, just needs some polishing.

 

[salinv]

Anyone else find it ironic that the viewer's choice episode is the Duke Nukem Forever parody review, which just happens to occur at about the same time as Duke Nukem Forever is shown at PAX?

 

[Rasmus Mortensen]

I'm looking forward to when he is going to review the actual game. Yes it is coming. And it is made by gearbox.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/pax-10-duke-nukem/704001
Ooooh the irony

 

[MonkeyPunch]

As well as that, it's actually coming out now.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Always bet on Duke.
Hail to the king, baby.

I would only bet on Duke if it's something to do with bad hair styles, toilet humour or something about boobies. Other than that - bet against him.

Also leave Elvis out of this!

 

[Mr.Amakir]

It´s coming.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoRJlEbNVAs[/youtube]

 

[Spelonker]

I would only bet on Duke if it's something to do with bad hair styles, toilet humour or something about boobies. Other than that - bet against him.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS


Now all we have to do is wait for Yahtzee to review the actual game next year and say it's shit. But I already know I'll love it anyway. I always bet on Duke.

 

[DocBalance]

So, I've gotta ask...are you going to redo this now that the game is actually coming out?

 

[GeorgW]

I'm really looking forward to Yahtzee's review of the actual game. And I do hope that gearbox is taking some pointers from his review. The timing of this contest was perfect, btw.

 

[Lamech777]

Yahtzee saw into the future, he reviewed this game BEFORE it was out :0