The hero, who is called Link on the rare occasions when I feel mature enough not to abuse the name creator, and fagballs at all the other times.
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In the Velvet Assassin review.
"Velvet Assassin is about an emotionally dead young woman slitting the throats of Nazis because they just peeled off a Jewish baby's face and jerked off with it."
"Velvet Assassin is about an emotionally dead young woman slitting the throats of Nazis because they just peeled off a Jewish baby's face and jerked off with it."
In the Mercenaries 2 episode, when he was talking about how stupid the A.I. is. "They got out of the helicopter, ran towards me, fell 6 feet off and died."
The Crysis video. Partly bec ause it was the first one i ever saw, and partly because it struck a nerve - i had just bought a PC which at the time was the the gaming equivelant of the dog's bollox, and bought the game to justify the spends 
*clears throat*EgoDeusEst said:
You mean Mrs. Period and Mr. Comma right?
I'm slightly discouraged with myself for writing that.
Anyways I love the entire Painkiller review with "It could only be better if it had tits and was on fire", "Murdering tonnes of dudes rant", and "but any criticism I find is immediately quashed when I remember that one of the guns shoots shurikens and lightning. "
I agree with this sentiment, although I will admit I had not heard of this site until I had heard of zero punctuation. Still, I'm awesome and everyone loves me, right?Cmwissy said:
right? DON'T LEAVE ME OUT IN THE COLD!
The quote that got me hooked on Yahtzee:
"The only time the game really comes alive for me is when it goes into sheer balls to the wall mindfuckery for a moment. Suddenly, I'm in a dark room and then I'm in another, darker room with a blurry filter over my vision and can hear what must be a moose being strangled in a tin bath. Awesome!" Seriously, that was the line that hooked me on him and its still my favourite xP
There's also the entirety of the Wolfenstein episode, and I can't for the life of me remember which episode it was but I also loved when he said "You *CAN* remove the filling from a Cadbury cream egg and you *CAN* replace it with Branston Pickle, but would that be a good idea? Hmm, gimme a minute." *Pause* "No, no it really isn't."
I also love his post-script in the World Tour review. Can't hear that song now without going
"Put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracies..." etc.
"The only time the game really comes alive for me is when it goes into sheer balls to the wall mindfuckery for a moment. Suddenly, I'm in a dark room and then I'm in another, darker room with a blurry filter over my vision and can hear what must be a moose being strangled in a tin bath. Awesome!" Seriously, that was the line that hooked me on him and its still my favourite xP
There's also the entirety of the Wolfenstein episode, and I can't for the life of me remember which episode it was but I also loved when he said "You *CAN* remove the filling from a Cadbury cream egg and you *CAN* replace it with Branston Pickle, but would that be a good idea? Hmm, gimme a minute." *Pause* "No, no it really isn't."
I also love his post-script in the World Tour review. Can't hear that song now without going
"Put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracies..." etc.
That's his prince of persia retrospective, not his review of the new one but his retrospective of the Sands trilogy. He was talking about how people got upset over the dark angstiness of Warrior Within.wizzerd229 said: