Zombie Apocalypse scenario: What will you do?

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Da Orky Man

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Ix Rebound said:
Da Orky Man said:
Realistically? I'd grab the bayonet I have in my drawer, the small first-aid kit, and pelt down to the local supermarket, which fortunately has a gun shop nearby. Only air rifles and shotguns though, few guns in the UK.
You have a bayonet in your drawer?
please explain


For reference, that piece of paper it's on is standard A4 sized.

It's a 125-year old bayonet from Chile. I picked it up at a local military fair for about £30, and I just keep it in my drawer. Hey, why not? May mount it on the wall someday.
 

jurnag12

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WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO:
Grab the chainsaw from the garage, find a gun somewhere, and go on a trip across the city, looking for survivors and eventually finding some type of transport to a safe haven from the zombies.

WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN:
Sit in a corner and cry my heart out as I see all that I have ever known collapse around me and get back up with the single-minded intent to murder me. Suicide would probably ensue if I worked up the nerve for it, which is unlikely.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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Team up with my bro in law who has army training and also a boat, gather the family and escape into the lake district/ countryside. I live in a very small city in the middle of nowhere so my chances of getting somewhere without too many people/zombies are good.

I'm usually quite good in a crisis tbh especially when there is other people to look after.
 

ssgt splatter

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I think I'll find someone who can fly a plane, grab some shotguns...btw, why is it always shotguns are the weapons of choice during a zombie apocalypse?...grab some food for like 2 weeks, fly to Hawaii and live on Mauna Kaea, I know I misspelled that, and kill any zombies that are already up there, barricade the doors and head down only to look for more supplies and/or survivors. Also, since it is a island, there are only so many zombies there so after enough time and if you are careful, you will have a zombie free island.
 

Heronblade

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ssgt splatter said:
btw, why is it always shotguns are the weapons of choice during a zombie apocalypse?
Because most bullets have about as much affect on a corpse as they would a pile of dirt, and almost all melee weapons require getting within biting reach (the ones that don't take years of training to use properly). Most guns are only as effective as they are normally because the person hit can quickly bleed to death, not really a problem for the undead, or for a living person blinded by something like the "rage virus" in that one movie.

A shotgun on the other hand is easy to use and aim, usable in close to midrange quarters, and spreads the kinetic force over a large enough area to knock the target back and down. It is also capable of pulping flesh to the point that it is physically unusable.
 

Zen Toombs

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Survivor of three games of HvZ, two of which the humans won, here. Considering that I was able to sneak around fast zombies with full human thought capacity, and helped to develop highly effective anti-zed tactics (hint: circling the wagons and walking slowly is borderline OP when you've got guns and your opponents are melee only), I think I'd do okay as long as the guns and ammo held out. The problem is that that won't be indefinite, melee is messy (and if this is a blood born disease, seriously dangerous), and I don't exactly know how to make a longbow and arrows, nor possess the skill to hit a head sized target at range. In other words, survival depends entirely on whether the cavalry can be expected to come, or if the world has already been knocked back to the stone age.
You sir, are a champion. I salute you.

Although I will say that against smart or dumb zombies, using guns seems to be a bad idea unless it's an emergency. Guns make noise, or so I hear. If you have the strength for it, it seems like a better way would be to have a modern crossbow/bow for most kills, and a gun for others. I will also note that a Zed doesn't need to be shot in the head - a crawler isn't exactly what one would call "effective", and can be coup de grace when time allowes.

To all ya'll party poopers who say most of us wouldn't survive - true facts, but the OP was asking us a question where we assumed we WOULD survive the initial outbreak.
Some of the comments are pretty dumb though.
 

Zen Toombs

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ssgt splatter said:
btw, why is it always shotguns are the weapons of choice during a zombie apocalypse?
Real life reason? They provide MASSIVE stopping power. If you shoot a zed with a shotgun, it is either DEAD or is down for the time it takes you to leave the area, and is quite possibly made into a crawler which are much easier to deal with.

Movie reason? Shotguns go BOOM!

EDIT; Quasi-ninja'd
 

nekoali

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Honestly, if I managed to survive the first couple of weeks and it looked like there was no end to the zombies/no military force mopping them up... I would commit suicide. So, I'm not a rough and tumble outdoors chick. I don't want to spend the rest of my life just barely getting by and worrying about which was going to kill me first... Disease, psychotic and/or desperate survivors or the zeds. I would much rather go out cleanly and hopefully not to painfully than to see what would happen once a zed got me...
 

CorruptCor3

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Any gun will just attract more zombies than it kills, so i would have to go with baseball bat and hand axes, and then get on a ferry or cruise liner, raiding coastal towns like a pirate.
 

RanD00M

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I would do nothing other than stay alive because I live in a small town on a small island where no zombies would last because of the weather.
 

Tomeran

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I think some university somewhere did a study on how long humanity would last against a zombie apocalypse, and against even the slow buggers, it ended with fairly grim results, at least in the long run. Against fast buggers? Humanity wouldnt last a generation, unless the zombies all die out after a while like they did in some movie versions.

As for what I would do personally: Loot as much food as I could find as quickly as I could find it, grab my dad's boat and go out for one of the many islands dotting the nearby coastline.
Because hey, going to an island worked great for the survivors in Dawn of the dead!







...oh wait.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Assuming I survive the first attack (college campus, decently near a major city, don't have a car, not likely) find something like leather I can cover myself in and be bite proof. Find some kind of guide to surviving in the wild. Hide out in the hills away from civilization and wait for it to blow over.
 

Comando96

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Step 1: Go to local gunstore with family shotgun, get more shotguns and more ammo.
Step 2: Go to local supermarket steal shitloads of bread and water.
Step 3: Give dog chew stick.
Step 4: Shoot Dog while enjoying chew stick.
Step 5: Bury Dog.
Step 6: Move all bread, water, ammo and survivors to attic.
Step 7: Cut open water pipe in attic and attach tap in hope of additional water.
Step 8: If time, drag all books I promised myself I would read but haven't, up to attic.
Step 9: Retreat to attic. Bring ladder into attic.
Step 10: Wait for as long as food and water supplies allow or until some powerful military force delcares all Zombies are dead via loud speaker. Rebuild civilization.
Step 11: If no army victory then hope all zombies are dead. Leave. Rebuild civilization.
Step 12: If zombies are still alive but starving with their physical capacities decreased then leave, be careful not to feed them. Rebuild civilization when zombies are dead.
Step 13: If zombies are still alive and well and all sorrounding my house, at least I read those books. Shoot others then self when starvation is inevitable and no hope remains.
 

dyre

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I'd barricade my house (in a medium-populated suburb) with the rest of my family, get in the attic and pull up the stairs after piling up food/ loads of water/ lights/ batteries/ etc (hopefully the internet will be up long enough for me to do some quick research on survival essentials), and hope that the government takes care of it. If not, I'd wait until our supplies run out and hope that our Ruger Mark III .22 pistol is powerful enough to commit suicide with...

edit: If I was feeling especially courageous, I'd try to book a private flight to some small, obscure island nation that has civilization and enough agriculture to sustain itself.
 

The Heik

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Well it depends on the rules of the specific zombies we're talking about.

As for us being good at survival, I'd say the comforts of modern living have actually made most of us not as fit for surviving under harsh conditions.

As for pests, if we're talking about virus zombies (which most zombies seem to be nowadays) then of course once anything from the zombie enters another entity they'll become infected, whether it be by the zombie attacking them or them attacking the zombie (talking about pests of course).

As for environmental effects, yes they'd stop moving in the cold, and they would rot faster in hot, humid areas, but this would also only apply for where and when the zombies appear.

And for not feeling pain, well I'd argue that's what would make them more dangerous. If you had one coming at you and you had a gun. If you shot a human in the chest or anywhere they would react to the pain and stop, a zombie would continue to come at you. Not feeling pain would also mean they would be able to push their bodies longer and harder than we can, making them harder to outrun. When you stop to rest, they'll have time to catch up.
Pardon if I interject here, but I feel there area couple flaws in your logic about the undead's threat level.

human survival: Just because the major populace isn't composed of scouts doesn't mean we won't flatten the zombie horde in short order. There's a reason why most countries have a military, and I'm pretty sure a few well placed lures/decoys and a strategic air strike will wipe out a very large amount of undead, ending their threat long before society has collapsed past the point of repair.

Pests: just because zombification works on humans doesn't mean it'll necessarily work on other animals. Different biological makeups can affect how the undead process might work on other creatures, if it works at all. Remember, there's a reason why dogs can't eat chocolate, and we humans can devour it by the pound.

Environmental effects: Doesn't matter what climate the zombie is in. Desert, tundra, rainforest or grasslands, simply being exposed to open air would cause zombies to rot/dessicate. Honestly even in the most ideal climate, most corpses wouldn't last a month before completely falling apart.

Lack of pain: That's rarely considered a positive point. Just because something is immune to pain doesn't mean that it's immune to the damage that pain would have informed the creature of. You can still shoot a zombie's knee and make it collapse, and all the immunity to pain would do is make it face-plant harder and be easier to spot and kill later because it'll still rty and ge t to you (very slowly). Also, being a corpse, and therefore unlikely to heal itself, a zombie wouldn't notice if it had "sprung a leak", meaning that it punctured it's already fragile body with a wound that would eventually empty the majority of the remaining fluid out of it in short order, which would render the zombie utterly incapable of moving at all. Even a glancing blow or shot to an extremity (say for example a foot) would drain the zombie of it's vital function fluids in short order, so all you really need is a sharp stick and a little bit of patience, and even untrained your odds against a zombie are very good indeed.
 

Ix Rebound

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Da Orky Man said:
Ix Rebound said:
Da Orky Man said:
Realistically? I'd grab the bayonet I have in my drawer, the small first-aid kit, and pelt down to the local supermarket, which fortunately has a gun shop nearby. Only air rifles and shotguns though, few guns in the UK.
You have a bayonet in your drawer?
please explain


For reference, that piece of paper it's on is standard A4 sized.

It's a 125-year old bayonet from Chile. I picked it up at a local military fair for about £30, and I just keep it in my drawer. Hey, why not? May mount it on the wall someday.
Thats pretty cool
 

guitarsniper

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My plan: go to marina. Hijack sailboat--people don't secure their boats nearly as well as their houses, and sailboat means that fuel is less of a problem, and I'm a pretty decent sailor, get me some deep sea fishing tackle and plankton nets, be fine.
 

TophatEmperor

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I have already made the plan...


I am going to return to my Home planet and live my days as the Emperor of Tarragon-9

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or i will just settle with turning a group of surviving military into my own personal Cult...

and then Take over the Zombie invested lands as King
 

Gennadios

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I have a slightly rusted but still functional machete and plenty of rugged outdoors clothing, so individual zombies and non-neck/face bites shouldn't be an issue.

First order of business would be to "procure" my locksmith neighbor's really awesome armored pickup(armored to protect his locksmithing equipment from breakins) with command center and dispatch radio.

After that? GTFO of populated areas and see what any survivors I might run across offer.

Comando96 said:
Step 1: Go to local gunstore with family shotgun, get more shotguns and more ammo.
Step 2: Go to local supermarket steal shitloads of bread and water.
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Step 6: Move all bread, water, ammo and survivors to attic.

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Step 10: Wait for as long as food and water supplies allow or until some powerful military force delcares all Zombies are dead via loud speaker. Rebuild civilization.
By wait as long as food and water supplies allow, we're talking what, 2 weeks?
Bread is the shittiest food source to rely on, it's mass to nutrient ratio is insanely low and it'll be inedible in two weeks tops.

Better off stocking up on cans of chili, bananas, and broccoli, as well as bags of dried dog and cat food.