Zombie/Apocalypse survival guide!
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Get a gun have me some fun.
Edit: Save one bullet for yourself.
Shoot anyone who has been bitten (assumeing a dawn of the dead zombie virus)
and um, stay away from the witch
Edit: Save one bullet for yourself.
Shoot anyone who has been bitten (assumeing a dawn of the dead zombie virus)
and um, stay away from the witch
Round up a few good weapons, with quick reload and large clip, and hole up in a medium sized defendable spot.
The logical collection of advice may be found in the numerous zombie apocolypse guides I have seen on this forum...
Coincidently, I would have to say carry a mars bar and a BFG.
Coincidently, I would have to say carry a mars bar and a BFG.
my survival tips is USE THE SEARCH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!
this topic has been done WAY too many times, please use the bloody search bar
this topic has been done WAY too many times, please use the bloody search bar
Shoot from the hip and aim for the head.
off topic: i've heard a lot about this Zombie survival guide,anyone know were i can get it?
off topic: i've heard a lot about this Zombie survival guide,anyone know were i can get it?
1). Round up survivors
2). Find several busses
3). Raid gunshops and houses for more survivors, guns and ammo
4). Gather resources
5). Board and steel up a Walmart
6). Make sure everyone gets a decent gun, none of this pistol as a main weapon bullshit
7). Set up a partol system
8). Anyone caught slacking off or making whoopie will be sent to the roof
9). Regularly send out scouting parties to gather more ammo and resources.
10). ???
11). PROFIT
2). Find several busses
3). Raid gunshops and houses for more survivors, guns and ammo
4). Gather resources
5). Board and steel up a Walmart
6). Make sure everyone gets a decent gun, none of this pistol as a main weapon bullshit
7). Set up a partol system
8). Anyone caught slacking off or making whoopie will be sent to the roof
9). Regularly send out scouting parties to gather more ammo and resources.
10). ???
11). PROFIT
iPod + .50cal sniper rifle + inaccessible tower stocked with non-perishable goods and water = Freaking awesome apocalyptia for me.
Aim for the head. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCx0N-_5wrQ&feature=PlayList&p=1217457D7937FF54&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4]
Build the toughest armor I can imagine with a bomb attached and set to go off when my heart stops.
Kill as many as I can
Kill as many as I can
One of these days, an old thread just like this one will rise out of the Escapist forums grave, craving our tasty tasty flesh, and we'll all fall right into its gaping maw.
Anyway! One simple rule:
- Take only what you can carry and move with that is useful. Odds are you'll be walking, or running, for days (possibly even weeks). You might be climbing ladders, scooting through sewer drains or squeezing yourself through half-boarded up windows. That nifty-keen AK-47 or .50BMG sniper rifle you're so fond of won't seem so great when a) you find there's no ammunition for it for miles around, and b) it gets hung up on a stray nail by its shoulder strap and traps you while you're trying to get through a hole in the wall ahead of hungry zombies. A .38 revolver in a jacket pocket does you more good than an M4A1 you had to dump because you couldn't fit through that hatchway with it. Plus, what sort of ammunition are you more likely to find in everyday homes- .38cal handgun rounds or 5.56mm military ammunition?
This goes for potential melee weapons as well. Never carry two tools for two jobs if you can find one tool that does both. This puts idiot things like a katana right out, unless you want to snap the blade trying to wedge a locked door open. An entrenching tool [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool], a crowbar, a large claw hammer- these are easily stowable and serve as both weapons and tools for smashing and prying.
Anyway! One simple rule:
- Take only what you can carry and move with that is useful. Odds are you'll be walking, or running, for days (possibly even weeks). You might be climbing ladders, scooting through sewer drains or squeezing yourself through half-boarded up windows. That nifty-keen AK-47 or .50BMG sniper rifle you're so fond of won't seem so great when a) you find there's no ammunition for it for miles around, and b) it gets hung up on a stray nail by its shoulder strap and traps you while you're trying to get through a hole in the wall ahead of hungry zombies. A .38 revolver in a jacket pocket does you more good than an M4A1 you had to dump because you couldn't fit through that hatchway with it. Plus, what sort of ammunition are you more likely to find in everyday homes- .38cal handgun rounds or 5.56mm military ammunition?
This goes for potential melee weapons as well. Never carry two tools for two jobs if you can find one tool that does both. This puts idiot things like a katana right out, unless you want to snap the blade trying to wedge a locked door open. An entrenching tool [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool], a crowbar, a large claw hammer- these are easily stowable and serve as both weapons and tools for smashing and prying.