Zombie Attack.

[NeedAUserName]

My door's locked and so is the bathroom door, so it'd take more than a second for them to get to me However, I'd grab my bag with my course notes in and throw it at the nearest one, then run up the narrow staircase in my room to where my bed is. I have a fold up chair there that I can use to beat the hordes back with, only one zombie can get up the stairs at a time so it'll be easy to fight them off.

You have a staircase in your room?!

Oh yes, I'm in university accomodation on campus and every fifth floor (top floor) room on the front facing side of the building, so about 32 out of 360 rooms on site have two floors due to the shape of the top of the building. I'm very lucky in that regard, there's a study area on the bottom then a staircase up to the actual bedroom up top Have to pay a couple of quid extra a week, but it's barely anythng so definitely worth it x)

Your clearly British (you said quid) what University/College do you go to? That is were I shall be going after High School.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I've got: A small, though heavy box fan. A sharp Pocket knife. A Porcelain lamp (smash!). And A sub woofer box that weighs like 20 pounds.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I have a rock knife next to me right now.

 

[epicds]

I would swing my DS which has a wrist string on it at the zombie(im holding it right now). while its stunned and recovering, I'd stretch my arm a bit and grab my gas mask filter(detached from mask) and bash its skull in until it was a unrecognizable mess, even if the zombie stopped functioning first.If that failed, I'd grab this thinkpad I'm using and give the zombie something to think(pad) about.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

MacBook Pro. 1RU UPS. 2 2RU IBM's. Three Chairs. A couple of dead power supplies. And most importantly, some stairs.

If I'm at home, I'm mostly prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Side Note:

I'm not scared by the H1N1 virus (swine flu), what I am scared about is the fact that despite having so much warning (for countries outside of the America's), the infection has spread so far. If Solanum ever actually hits on a wide scale, we're going to be buggered and fast.

But I'll be ready.

if the swine flu is the cause of a zombie opocolipse(i know i spelled it wrong, bite me) then keep quarentined for a day or two and they will all drop dead.

*gasp*bad spelling?! you will not get away with this: random internet person!

 

[IceStar100]

The scary part is he keep that around him at all time. Or he can't read which ever.

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

The 2 year old tabby cat sitting in my lap.

FEAR HIS FELINE WRATH!!!11

 

[CNKFan]

Old school tube computer monitor.

 

[Gitsnik]

MacBook Pro. 1RU UPS. 2 2RU IBM's. Three Chairs. A couple of dead power supplies. And most importantly, some stairs.

If I'm at home, I'm mostly prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Side Note:

I'm not scared by the H1N1 virus (swine flu), what I am scared about is the fact that despite having so much warning (for countries outside of the America's), the infection has spread so far. If Solanum ever actually hits on a wide scale, we're going to be buggered and fast.

But I'll be ready.

if the swine flu is the cause of a zombie opocolipse(i know i spelled it wrong, bite me) then keep quarentined for a day or two and they will all drop dead.

It's not. And I didn't imply that it was. Also, the appropriate spelling for Apocalypse was in the post you quoted. My worry is that we had X much warning here in Australia, and we went from 30 infections to 150 overnight, and now we're however high we are. As a world we do not have the capacity to contain a contagion fast enough. The Chinese did pretty good with the bird flu thing, but the rest of us just seem to drop the ball a lot.

Australia, for example, has no laws to enforce a home quarantine - at least that they're enforcing at the moment. Anyone with the swine flu is free to roam wherever they will. What happens when we have Zombies doing their thing, the Society for the Humane Treatment of the Un-Dead appears?!

 

[nolongerhere]

A rock.

 

[JRCB]

I have a mini-shovel with a built in saw, hatchet, wrench, and bottle opener.

 

[fastlearner]

as i said BITE ME!!

MacBook Pro. 1RU UPS. 2 2RU IBM's. Three Chairs. A couple of dead power supplies. And most importantly, some stairs.

If I'm at home, I'm mostly prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Side Note:

I'm not scared by the H1N1 virus (swine flu), what I am scared about is the fact that despite having so much warning (for countries outside of the America's), the infection has spread so far. If Solanum ever actually hits on a wide scale, we're going to be buggered and fast.

But I'll be ready.

if the swine flu is the cause of a zombie opocolipse(i know i spelled it wrong, bite me) then keep quarentined for a day or two and they will all drop dead.

*gasp*bad spelling?! you will not get away with this: random internet person!

as i said, BITE ME!!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

as i said BITE ME!!

MacBook Pro. 1RU UPS. 2 2RU IBM's. Three Chairs. A couple of dead power supplies. And most importantly, some stairs.

If I'm at home, I'm mostly prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Side Note:

I'm not scared by the H1N1 virus (swine flu), what I am scared about is the fact that despite having so much warning (for countries outside of the America's), the infection has spread so far. If Solanum ever actually hits on a wide scale, we're going to be buggered and fast.

But I'll be ready.

if the swine flu is the cause of a zombie opocolipse(i know i spelled it wrong, bite me) then keep quarentined for a day or two and they will all drop dead.

*gasp*bad spelling?! you will not get away with this: random internet person!

as i said, BITE ME!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAa you do realize the irony that your saying that on a zombie thread?
anyways my zombies will come get you soon enough and will quite literally "bite you"

 

[Trivun]

My door's locked and so is the bathroom door, so it'd take more than a second for them to get to me However, I'd grab my bag with my course notes in and throw it at the nearest one, then run up the narrow staircase in my room to where my bed is. I have a fold up chair there that I can use to beat the hordes back with, only one zombie can get up the stairs at a time so it'll be easy to fight them off.

You have a staircase in your room?!

Oh yes, I'm in university accomodation on campus and every fifth floor (top floor) room on the front facing side of the building, so about 32 out of 360 rooms on site have two floors due to the shape of the top of the building. I'm very lucky in that regard, there's a study area on the bottom then a staircase up to the actual bedroom up top Have to pay a couple of quid extra a week, but it's barely anythng so definitely worth it x)

Your clearly British (you said quid) what University/College do you go to? That is were I shall be going after High School.

Leeds, doing Maths. You have to be careful though. There's plenty of different colleges and universities in Leeds, so you need to avoid mixing them up. The one I go to is the University of Leeds (the true one) but there's also Leeds Metropolitan University (the Met), Leeds Trinity, and all the technical colleges and so on...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Holy crap, I just remembered by brother keeps a sword in this room!

 

[Nokillme92]

Already thought about that. Within one second of me,fake (hard) rifle useable as club, keyboard, drumstick, knife. within 30 seconds of me? 6 swords, 3 shotguns, 12 sets of knives (a set bieng one in each hand), various sidearms, a crowbar, 2 hatchets, a monkey wrench (think bioshock), my bro (the man is a human weapon, seen him take down 4 people fighting alone), a combat ready replica of Ichigos bankai sword from Bleach (black steel and all), and 5 other people with similar armaments. And I'm not even counting all the scrap metal that can be used as swords.

Bring it zombies.
Just...bring it.

 

[Plauged1]

I have-
A vase
A large lamp
The laptop
My hands
The chair Im sitting in
The table the laptop is on
And thumbtacks.
That should be enough to get me to my room where I can grab my lead pipe. Or my knife collection, depends on how I feel after slaughtering 20-30 zombies.=/

 

[_Cake_]

My laptop(SOOOOooo heavy) and a knife with a 4inch blade

 

[Tesgami]

I have:
-Foam Bat, pretty hard though X_o
-Several 'staves' ranging from broomstick to halloween sickle minus the head
-Unused coca cola refrigerator
-Printer, that nearly killed me a few times by itself
-Scissors, fairly painful.
-Little amp, so small <_<
-A camera, in case we need a Dead Rising reference

 

[LewsTherin]

A bayonet, an axe, a maul,a swiss army knife, a shovel and various other gardening implements, both my parents are 3rd Dan black belts in Karate, and I have a bike and a quick route to my friends house. He has about 6 or 8 swords, knifes, etc. and some BB guns. Then also the various other objects with enough heft to be used as weapons effecively.

Good to go.