Zombie Christmas Songs

[arc101]

Well its that time of year again, and we all love a good Christmas carol, and I have discovered a great new fun thing. Zombie christmas!

I think we need to have our own zombie songs, based on real ones.

Here's my entry:

Good King Wenselas tastes nice
We might as well eat steven

 

[Cherry Cola]

Jingle brains?

I'm not good at this.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Have your self a Zombie little Christmas....Yea i suck at this too.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Prideful Heretic]

....I got one

-To the tune of Silent Night-
Muuuuuuhaaaaaa eh muuuuuuuuaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhh*


*=Repeat until brains are found.

 

[arc101]

Its beginning to look alot like zombies

Have your self a Zombie little Christmas....Yea i suck at this too.

Its beginning to look alot like zombies

 

[Owlgravy]

Christmas Night of the Living Dead -MxPx ... oh make songs up ermmm... Deck the Halls (with brains of people, raahurghhh ra raaa ra raaa ra ra)

 

[Earthmonger]

"Harley Got Devoured By The Undead", parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". Real song. Appropriately enough, one of many christmas parodies written and recorded by the HP Lovecraft Historical Society, released on their second album, "An Even Scarier Solstice [http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=105]".

 

[ceeqanguel]

Flakey the zombie
didn't have a nose.
but he danced about with a laugh and shout
cuz he still had seven toes.

Hahaha I got that from the Simpsons.

 

[arc101]

Christmas Night of the Living Dead -MxPx ... oh make songs up ermmm... Deck the Halls (with brains of people, raahurghhh ra raaa ra raaa ra ra)

Deck the halls with bits of wally

 

[Earthmonger]

God Smite Ye Undead Gentlemen.

 

[Mr. Grey]

And Ol' Saint Nick came down that chimney and the children clambered down the stairs with glee,
Until a frightful sight did appear that night that Ol' Saint Nick was zombified.

He didn't want no cookies,
He didn't want their milk,
He just wanted their brains you see,
And the kids just couldn't flee.

Ol' Saint Nick had his fill and clambered back on his sleigh,
And he gargled and growled and made a howl as he rode away.
So remember dear children, about this night and maybe, just maybe...
You'll survive the next Christmas Blight.
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Needs a lot of work, but I bet the fine folk of the Escapist can make it better.

 

[aruseusx]

Night of the graveless souls by Emperor or any zombie song by Cannibal Corpse.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

God Smite Ye Undead Gentlemen.

Let bullets you dismay
Remember Colt point forty-five
was fired on Christmas Day.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Christmas Night of the Living Dead -MxPx ... oh make songs up ermmm... Deck the Halls (with brains of people, raahurghhh ra raaa ra raaa ra ra)

Deck the halls with bits of wally

Wall-e? But I love that little guy ;___; Kill the Claptraps instead!

 

[Disaster Button]

Zombietale of New York.

It sucks, but it looks cute to me.