Things have been going pretty good as of late. The threat of a real zombie attack has gone down recently, and most people I've talked to seem ready for anything unusual. However, that does not explain the surge of zombie-threads that currently walk (or shamble, rather) the face of the Escapist. Without a doubt you've seen the plague, the devastation caused when another zombie thread makes its dramatic entrance. Whats even frightening is that instead of coming back from the dead, these zombies just keep multiplying! We've seen some variation in design, some question the fatality or quality of a 'zombie-weapon', others discuss ways to escape or defend a structure, but deep down inside, they are all the same.
Where did they all come from? Could it be the recent release of Left 4 Dead? A previously unknown side-effect of Michael Jackson's Thriller? Perhaps it's all simply paranoia of a real zombie outbreak just around the corner...
I humbly bring this matter to you, my good escapists. Let us deal with the matter at hand justly, with a level head, and an open mind.
Where did they all come from? Could it be the recent release of Left 4 Dead? A previously unknown side-effect of Michael Jackson's Thriller? Perhaps it's all simply paranoia of a real zombie outbreak just around the corner...
I humbly bring this matter to you, my good escapists. Let us deal with the matter at hand justly, with a level head, and an open mind.
