Zombie Fun! Open Adventure. (Closed)

[Ramthundar]

What Time is it?

Zombie Time.

That's right, it's another zombie RPG. BUT WAIT! You think, "What's this? OPEN Adventure? What the doozle does that mean?"

I'll tell you what it means. It means you don't need fancy stats, guidlines, rules, or common sense! You just need Fun!

Want to be a heroic, buffed out he-man with dual-wilding chainsaws? Go right ahead!

Want to be the evil McDonald coporation that created the zombie virus to create an army of paying, mindless customers? McOk!

Want to fight alongside the greats like Gordon Freeman and Chuck Norris? Yeah frikende yeah!
Even want to be part of the living dead, showing the side of the tale of the Zombie

apocalypse that shows the dark, lonely side of the once living? Sure, Mr. Downy-Pouty Emo Pants!

Only rules are the FUN RULES!
1. No God-moding. If you take all the fun, how's anyone else supposed to have any? HUH?! That's what I thought.
2. No Killing off other characters mindlessly. If you don't happen to like a character, that doesn't mean you can just randomly drop a nuke on them, fun though that may be. If a player hasn't posted for a while, we'll consider them KIA and leave a memorial.
3. HAVE FUN! No really, have fun. Because if you don't, your Ms. Flufficans may meet an...undesirable end.

Spoiler: For those interested in Joining

If you'd like to join this currently "closed" RP, all you have to do is PM me with a request and character description. Currently, I'd like some more baddies and/or side characters to add. Examples could be Government officials trying to stop/help the zombie virus any way possible. Another example are zombies that have their own thoughts, perhaps having humorous dialogue about their new unlife. Or maybe a Crazy survivor, like a psycho or ex-convict. Just anyone that doesn't want to join the curren heroes.

Spoiler: Current Players

Me! as Dave, a delusional 20something having the time of his apocalyptic life.

Shoimi as Garion, a former scientists with a mysterious past and even more mysterious abilities.

GoofieGirl as Samii, a fiesty, smart-mouth teenage girl just trying to survive, both the apocalypse and her new friends!

TerribleEyeFun, a grizzled, gloomy sniper extraordinaire.

Shapster, a talking zombie grizzly bear! What else is there to say?

Luna_Moth, as Charlie, the sentinent zombie!

CaptainGuy42, as Death AKA The Angel of Death AKA Charon AKA The Shinegami AKA Bob Smith
Bob has lost his job as the bringer of the end as a result of some bastard from accounting suggesting the Zombie Virus to a human and then stealing Bob's job for his efforts. He is now on earth looking for work. Has excellent references.

NEW!

Maddawg as twins Pat and Adam: Two lovable losers that may or may-not have caused the Doom of Us All!

IcelandGamer as Rios, a mentally-challenged FBI agent!

FeralPhantom as Daniel. Two words....FECKIN PYSCHO!


You get added to this list once you've had more then 3 continues posts. SO GET POSTING! oh, and if you'd like to have your own description, just PM me one.

So, crazy ramblings aside, LET'S START!

 

[Ramthundar]

As the world slowly turned, madness was happening below. Zooming in, we see a large city in the midts of decay. Buildings were either crumbling or burning, no one being around or alive to stop it. People, or at least people-looking things, wandered the street. A piercing scream in heard, and then cut off, leaving nothing but the moaning of the undead.
And outside the city, in a quiet suburb...

The old mustang veered drunkely across the road, swerving from lane to lane while blasting ZZ Top Black Betty. If it wasn't for the evacuation, there would of been several more dead bodies on that road. The ride finally ended when the front tires hit a pothole at 60 mphs, sending the car into a large pool outside of a suburban home.
Several minutes went by, with only a few bubbles floating from the crashed car. Suddenly, a head splashed up from the water, gasping for air.
A hand came up, and gripped the side of the pool, pulling up a young man in his 20s, body skinny and wearing old jeans and a sweater. He lifted himself out, dragging his shovel with him.

"WHOOO!" he yelled, after catching his breath. He slowly pick himself up. Turing only to briefly to look at his crashed vehicle with mild regret, Dave shrugged and went ambling to the nearest house. After he'd get some new clothes, it be back to the city for some more fun.

 

[MasterSqueak]

If anyone left alive in the city were to look up, they would see a military recon helicopter flying past a skyscraper. They would also see a chunk of the skyscraper falling and clipping the tail, sending the chopper spiralling into a park.

"Aaaaahhhh!"

Came the scream of the pilot, jumping out the side. Pulling the cord, his parachute ejected, floating him to the ground. Throwing off his 'chute, he snapped up his handgun and surveyed the area. A zombie screeched and charged him from a shed, soaking up his 9mm rounds until a lucky shot peirced its cranium and popped it like an overripe fruit.

Quickly making sure the area was safe, the pilot made a beeline for a nearby apartment building.

 

[Ramthundar]

Dave, after breaking into a pleasant suburban house and decapitating the few zombie-residences within, was now heading to the city. The owner of the house was Dave's perfect size, with a collection of delightful shirts. Dave chose to proclaim to the world that "It's not me, it's you" with a humorous little bunny waving at the passing shuffling zombies.

A few short hours and several headless-zombies later, Dave finally reached the city. "Wonder where I should go now," he wondered out loud. Suddenly, a terrible scream from above made him look up, giving him time to see a helicopter crash into a local park. A lone parachute fell near by. After hearing some gunshots, Dave watched as a lone figure, possible the pilot, beeline to an apartment building.

"Well, good to know God still has my interests in heart," Dave cheerfully said, dodging past a few flaming cars to follow the ex-pilot.

 

[lawn man]

Sgt. Briggs a middle aged solider bald with a well defined stubble basic soldier uniform an empty M4 machine gun on his back a 9mm pistol in hand a very sharp combat knife in his utility belt alongside a grenade and followed by a broken radio stood to the faint sound of an explosion off in the distance waited but all he heard was the moans of the dead and the squelching of the dead feasting on the dead its kind of stupid actually but Briggs didn?t bother thinking about it he didn?t have time all he could think about was survival or the living dead would have him he had to be alert all the time because no were is safe not any more not even the small camp he?d fortified and been living in for the past months the dead could charge the barriers at any time and if they did in a large enough number they?d easily brake through or a single zombie could find some loose plating and nock it off it would have a clear walk right into the camp but if he stayed alert and vigilant at all times he could survive he could silently kill that lone zombie and replace the barricade or he could gun down the horde before it reached or broke the barricade that?s what he thought any way and if it got to bad he could always leave the camp make a run for it and find a new place to stay but that was his last option he had quite a bit of food and water here he had medical supplies too but he didn?t really need them just one bite and you were done for you?d be one of them in a matter of minutes the only time he could think to use them and make use of them is if he fell on some jagged debris or shot him self but he was a good enough solider not to do that.

He waited standing in his little fort listening for any sign of life who knows the explosion could have been a zombie setting its self on fire and walking into a gas station for all he knows or it could have been a rescue helicopter but by the sounds of the explosion it would have crashed and if it was an attack helicopter it wouldn?t bother picking him up he knows how the army works he?s been a veteran for 5 years and that taught him that in the army?s eyes every one is expendable even him and he knows that more than ever know he?s been here for at least 4 months and not a single bit of help has come into this city he doesn?t even know if there is any help out there there?s probably survivors dotted about the world but the whole military could be wiped out this could be happening all over the world or it could just be this be this city he don?t know.

He hears nothing but thinking about it from how quiet the explosion was he estimated you could probably be able to fire a pistol and you wouldn?t here it from that distance so he just sat back down on the empty ammo box he thinks back to how he got him self into this stupid mess wed just returned from patrolling the borders of the city making sure no zombies could escape we made sure there was no brakes in the fences and if we saw a zombie on either side of the fence we were ordered to take it out kill it there was quite a few squads like us patrolling regularly trying to stop the zombies getting out trying to stop them from what ever they had and well we were patrolling the border when we noticed a zombie braking through the hole it had clawed was big enough for a grown man to fit through but you know zombies being stupid and all it had got stuck on the fence . well John (a regular infantry man like me and a good friend) shot it and it went down and captain told Alex (he was the radio man and also a good friend) to call it in it was going fine command told us to wait there till they got some one out there to fix it it only took about 4 minutes for them to get to you and you just waited at the hole in the fence shooting any zombies that got close well a zombie did appear and it was coming towards the fence towards are squad 1 zombie didn?t pose much of a threat to use there was about 12 in the squad in total so 1 zombie at range was basically no danger at all so captain said he?d take care of it so he steps through the hole in the fence takes aim and the zombie that John shot raised up and bit his leg taking a huge chunk out the amount of blood that came out was insane and it could do that much damage in a matter of seconds one of the recruits I didn?t know his name acted quicker than any of us he dived on to the zombie pulling it away which got it off captain but the thing about zombies is that they have nothing on there minds but eating the closest meat which unluckily for thins recruit was him it bit into his neck blood spurted out every were he was dead before we could even take aim he didn?t stand a chance Alex was the first to shoot he hit it in the shoulder and it barley shuck it the bullet just made it move a bit then I shot it in the back and again it barley move then John shot it right in the head its cranium literally exploded sending bits of skull and brain all over the place it wasn?t pretty. This was the first time we actually had to combat the zombies wed found holes in the fence before but there were never any zombies wed heard that there was zombies but we didn?t think they?d be like this it was are first encounter with these zombies and it hadn?t ended captain all of a sudden turned and bit Alex in the neck again basically killing him instantly being must transfer what ever they have causing the bitten to become one of them I aimed straight for the head and shot and again like the other its cranium exploded and it dropped instantly it wasn?t captain any more it was a monster it was a zombie we knew that the dead recruit and Alex were going to turn to so we shot them both it was painful to shoot solders who were your allies its even harder to shoot a friend. We stayed at the hole in the fence till the repair team arrived and fixed it we were ordered to go straight back to base because of the casualties we had accumulated are first encounter with zombies and they already dropped are numbers from 12 to 9. 3 deaths in 1 engagement and it wasn?t going to be are last.

When we got back to base I was sent to the general the man in charge of this operation I gave my report on what happened and he told me some facts about what?s going on apparently the city had a contagion released by accident causing this to happen there?s still civilians in the city who need evacuating and because there short on men so they couldn?t spare any more to cover the casualties and they couldn?t give us a new squad leader so the leader was the next person in rank which is Alex but he?s dead so its me. He then gave me an offer he said you could replace one of the squads in the city which are holding certain areas and evacuating civilians he knew that id take the position because I wanted revenge for Captain for Alex and for any other human being that?s been killed or turned by these horrible creatures I was blinded by rage and the general saw that and took advantage of it and stupidly fell into his trap and basically willingly walked me and my men into are own executions.

When me and the squad moved into the city it looked like we were wining we had quite a bit of ground we had good defensive positions and we seemed to be getting most of the civilians out but what we didn?t realize is that zombies are slow to start moving they kill a single person and eating them will keep them occupied for a while and we went in when they?d basically turned or eaten every one in that part of the city and they were setting there sights on us we were there next snack and how are 9 men supposed to defend a position when thousands of hungry monsters that don?t feel pain and have no mercy they wont stop to help if the one next to them gets shot or hurt they keep coming even if there blown in half and can only be killed if you get an accurately placed shot on there head and to them your just there next snack. And that?s basically it the zombies broke the barricade killed every one in the squad except me and John who managed to escape we took this ammo box with us we hid for a few days until we decided we need a place we can come back to a place which is safer than hiding in wreaked and deserted building so we built this little camp in this shop I think it?s a news agents I?m not sure I cant tell any more we used most of the signs and shelves as barricades then one day I think it was a week after building the barricade a large group of zombies tried breaking in they must have seen us going in from one of are scavenging trips and they were tearing bits off the barricade and smashing it down so we had to fight them off or wed be right back were we started so we went out and we took most of the zombies out safely from a distance but there were a lot of them so we started having to fall back because wed seen what can happen if they get to close to you so we keep backing down the street but we weren?t checking are backs and I don?t know why we weren?t I guess survival instinct tuck over and we forgot about are solder training which was a big mistake because it got John killed as we backed up John walked straight into the arms of a zombie and it took a massive chunk out of his arm I killed it as fast as I could but it was to quick I couldn?t have stopped it he?d been bitten and he knew what would happen so he took his own life I guess he couldn?t bear to become one of them to become such a horrible monster so he shot him self I couldn?t do any thing for him I couldn?t move him the zombies would catch up and eat me even though it pained me greatly I had to leave him there I took his gun and ammo but I couldn?t make it carrying him I just had to run I ran and hid till the next day when most of the zombies I came back there was nothing left just a few small bits of flesh an a lot of blood were he was but they must have dragged him off some were I don?t know were but I know if I found him I probably wouldn?t recognize him if there was any thing left so I just went back in the barricaded shop and that?s were I?ve been all this time definitely more than 4 months now the ammo box ran out about a month ago and I occasionally go out scavenging for food and water but I have quite a lot of that here what I need is ammo my 9mm pistol has quite a few clips left but like I said the ammo box is dry and so is my M4 I don?t know why I carry it around any more I guess its me hoping I find some ammo for it and the ammo box has basically been a seat for the past month and that?s about all I do these days I sit quietly watching the creatures out side hoping they don?t see me and hoping help or any one comes along. soon I?m goanna have to try and escape get out of this city with other survivors or without because more and more zombies come every day I think they see the city and come from near by towns I don?t know why but if I don?t get out soon there?ll be to many to get away from and ill be trapped and just have to sit on this empty ammo box all the time and it?ll be which one gets to me first insanity or the zombies.

 

[prinxess]

Rory slid across the linoleum floor and behind another desk. The zombies were still stumbling around the dark office. The torn wallpaper and broken computers was something that gave Rory a feeling in his stomach, a weird one. He quickly put his hand in his bag & took out a flash bang grenade, his pistol in his other hand.

Rory grunted as he got to his feet & threw the flash bang into the middle of the office. A quick flash of light dispensed from the small frag & the zombies became more visible. Rory memorized where they were standing. The flash disappeared & Rory shot at the places where the zombies had once been, and still were.

He quickly jumped from desk to desk & to the window, he burst through it & looked around. He reloaded his pistol & kept it in his right hand, the better one. Rory crossed the street; he needed to know where to go to next. Maybe he?d head back to the college, see if any other students or teachers were still alive. Knowing it was too much of a risk, Rory walked down the street.

The sheer cold winds whipped across his face, causing him to wrinkle his nose & fold his forehead. Today would be the start of Rory?s exams. He remembered studying for hours on end. His thoughts had been nothing to him, just pointless emotions floating around his head. His family, friends, movies, games, girls? All pointless..

Rory continued down the road.

?Isn?t there anyone else around here?? he sighed, inhaling the icy air.

 

[terribleyetfun]

mark looked out his window surveying the few zombies that walked past he clutched his fathers rifle tightly against his chest, now considering it his after watching him die at the hands of those...creatures he made a split decision to run out the backdoor and into the alley he was able to make it outside he looked up and down the alley seeing nothing he ran out into the main street he looked up and down the street seeing four of the shambling mutants he ran in the opposite direction he rounded the corner and saw another person holding a pistol he looked through the rifles scope and saw it was a guy around mark`s age who seemed strangely familiar but still a human he decided to get his attention.

"hey you, see anyone else" mark shouted to the stranger.

 

[lawn man]

hearing the sound of gun fire all over the city made Briggs decide that theres no better time than now to try and escape he desided to head for the explosion he heard awile ago becouse people who randomly fire off there wepons are going to attract the attention of quite a few of the undead.

Briggs packed his rucksack to the brim with the food and water hed been stockpiling over the months. he then checked his pistol clip secured all his equipment and made sure he hadent left eny thing behind. he procided to check through the small gaps in the baracade the zombies were doing what he expected they were going towards the gun shots he waited till alot had pased and when he thought it was safe enough he swung open the door and started to sprint toward the area were he heard the explosion.he made it down the street without letting eny of the undead get to close to himbut upon turning the corner he came face to face with a rotting man in a suit with a nastily snaped ankle the undead thing flung it body at Briggs but he accted quickley enoughth to get his knife between his neck and the zombies face he barley put eny force into sticking the knife through its empty eye socket and into its brain the zombie baisically impailed its self on his knife Briggs pulled the knife out of the zombies brain and let the zombie drop to the floor he looked around to see two zombies across the street glaring at him and stumbeling towards him he nelt down and whiped the the liquids of his knife on the zombies shirt stood up and started runing towards the explosion he knew exactley were it came from becouse he could see black clouds rising up from the street but he couldnt see the sorce yet.

 

[shoimi]

Garion woke up to the sound of gunshots echoing through the city.

"Man there are still people out there." Looking around his place that was completely barricaded with steel plates over the window and iron bars in them as well. Garion went over to one of the windows and unlatched the Steel plate and swung it open. Being on the second floor he really didn't think that the steel plates were necessary, but figured better be safe then sorry. As he went down stairs he walked into a Kitchen that had five fridges and three large freezers. All of them were full of food that he had collected over the last six months. He decided that he would fix him self a small breakfast before heading out and trying to find the other survives.

While eating, he thought about all that had happened since the accident. Back six months ago he was working at a huge genetics company. The company was trying to create a cure for all of the major genetic defeats that popped up in humans every once and a while. He had just been going over some blood samples that were said to be stable. Looking at it he instantly noticed that there was something wrong, but couldn't figure out what it was. It wasn't anything that looked wrong. In fact it looked healthy as can be. No, it was something that couldn't be seen, but Garion knew that there was something that wasn't right. He went to his superior and showed it to him.

"There is nothing wrong with the blood sample. I don't know why you insist that there is something not right about it. It looks as normal as my blood send to testing."

"But sir, I just dont think that it would be a good idea. I mean what if I am right, what if something is wrong with it?"

"What could be wrong, even you will admit that it looks healthy." Garion just looked at him. "Fine you have one day to find something wrong if you don't then it goes to testing, alright?"

"Yes sir." Garion took the blood sample back to his lab at his house. A huge mansion that had fifteen rooms and a pool in the backyard. He wasn't sure if there was anything wrong with it but he was determined to make sure. Later that night he had just figured it out inside the cells there was a virus that eat at the cells. If he hadn't been given the time it look at it he never would have noticed it because it was slow working and the changes were noticeable for about five hours. He was just about to call into work he his phone rang.

"Hello this is Garion" he answered.

"Garion, thank god i got a hold of you." his friend Clair sounded frantic

"What's wrong you seem frightened Clair?" Garion was looking at the data he had in his hand.

"They did a test on the blood sample that you said wasn't ready-"

"WHAT! that is bad listen to me that blood has a virus in it that eats at the cells." Garion mind spun how could they do this. they had given him until tomorrow.

"It is worse then that it also increases aggression and they eat meat. I saw the monkey they injected it with starting biting people and going nuts." Clair stopped for a sec to converse with someone there.

"Wait how long ago did they do the test?"

"Five minutes ago. Why?"

"My tests show that it wouldn't start for five hours."

"Garion that is a small blood sample that isn't has less cells the a body it is bound to be quicker." Garion could hear Clair talking with someone in loud tones but could only understand bits because Clair was covering the receiver. Suddenly, "WHAT!!!!! What do you mean that they are attacking others now?"

"Clair what is going on there."

"The virus is spreading Garion stay home and start getting ready for anything." suddenly the phone went dead.

"Dammit, why is she always like that." Garion rushed out to his job only to find Clair being eaten alive. At that point Garion blacked out and woke up days later in his own house covered in blood and guts. When he had gone down stairs he noticed his house was boarded up and there was weapons everywhere. Some of the swords still had blood on them.

A loud bang on his kitchen window brought him out of his daze. The Zombies were out front again. quietly Garion went into his garage where he stored his weapons and his bike. Putting on a black trench coat and holstering two 9mm pistols at his back he grabbed his keys and a sword and started the bike. After he revved the engine he opened the door. there were three zombies in front of the door. Pulling out one of his pistols he shot them all in the head. Then drove off towards where he had heard gun shots. closing the garage door behind him.

This is going to be a interesting day. Garion thought to himself as he drove through the city.

 

[Ramthundar]

Dave walked back out of the apartment he just entered, grumbling in disappointment. "Stupid pilot guy, running off without even saying hi." He dragged his shovel dejectedly, ignoring the few zombies shuffling to some distant gunshots.
Dave turned his face to the sky. "I thought you had something fun planned for me, God." he yelled up, shaking his fist in anger. "WHERE'S MY FUN?!"
Suddenly, a bright blue bike whizzed by Dave, going the same direction as the zombies.
Dave watched it go with mild bemusement, then his face split into a huge grin. "Thanks God!" he yelled, then started chasing after the bike.

 

[shoimi]

Garion slammed on the brakes skidding to the side as he came up towards two Zombies pulling out one of his pistols he shot them both in the head. Looking back the way he came he saw a man with a shovel running towards him. Garion level his gun at the man not knowing if he was friendly or not.

"That's close enough. What do you want and were you bitten?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Bitten? I'm not bitten!" Dave showed his arms and legs to the man with the awsome bike and not-so-awesome-but-still-worthy-of-some-attention gun, and then took off his shirt in good measure. "See? I'm all clean, friend!"

 

[shoimi]

Garion lowered the gun

"Just had to be sure the only way for the virus to spread is by exchange of any bodily fluids. Whats your name friend."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Name's Dave, Mister Awsome Bike-Man." Dave said, putting his shirt back on. "Can I try your bike after your done? Looks real fun!"

Spoiler: occ

If you can't tell, my character is a wee-bit delusional.

 

[shoimi]

Garion looked at the youth as he holstered his gun. He doesn't seem to be quite all there, is it genetic, or shock, or something else. Garion thought to himself.

"Well Dave, The names Garion and sure you can use the bike i can just hot wire one for you. Then i wont have to worry about being left here without my bike. By the way where do you stay at?" Garion wondered if others had, had time to prepare for the invasion as well as him.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Anywhere." When Garion gave him a confused look, Dave continued "Not many places left safe, you know? Anywhere I go, Rotten Butt always get's to me. So I just keep moving around, seeing new stuff. Better that way. How could I see all this awesome stuff if I was cooped up in a shack, yah know?"

 

[shoimi]

"Well you got a point there. If you are interested i could put you up at my place. there is plenty of room and food. Plus it is totally safe as well."

Garion put the kickstand down on his bike and pulled the keys out and started walking towards Dave noticing a bike that was parked in the parking lot behind him. reaching into his pocket he pulled out his tools for hot wiring.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Sweet! You got any food there? It's been awhile since I ate anything not rotten. Or not spoiled. Or not moving."

 

[shoimi]

"Yeah, got more then enough." walking past Dave he heads to the parking lot and hot wires a bright red bike. "Will this one do for you?"

Spoiler

getting off for the night.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Heck yeah it will!" Dave hopped onto his new bike, gripping the handles while making revving noises. "So, should we head back to your place then?"

Spoiler: occ

Alright, see you next time then, shoimi. Good playing with ya!