Zombie: Have one as a pet?

[Mr.Mattress]

This Idea came from a Movie I just recently Saw: Shawn of the Dead, where the Main Character ends up chaining up his best friend (who was infected) in a shed and they, from time to time, play video games. Would you have a Zombie Pet if you could? If you say no because they require Human Flesh, the Zombies (I am thinking of) don't necessarily eat Human Flesh, just Flesh in General.

I might have a Zombie Pet... But I guess it depends who it is...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Um..no. Because it would constantly try to eat me. It would be like having a wild, angry Grizzly bear that spends its entire existence trying to shred me limb from limb and calling it Mr Fuzzles.

 

[JaneDoe]

My ex and I had an agreement regarding the zompocalypse, if one of us were to become infected. But I guess it all depends on the type of zombie.

 

[Frybird]

I don't think i'd like a pet zombie. I mean, it's a decaying corpse. Rotting flesh.

Even if you could get over the looks, think of the smell! (And even if for some reason the zombie wouldn't be a rotting corpse, do you really think that thing would be able to control it's bowel functions?)

 

[Frequen-Z]

Nah, they're terrible at Timesplitters.

Spoiler

 

[Trippy Turtle]

if it was nice and could play xbox

 

[Lazarus Long]

Worst idea since coming down out of the trees, that. I don't care if its teeth have been pulled and every limb broken - Do not suffer a zombie to... be animate?

 

[AyrSuppli]

Nope. It'd constantly be trying to eat me, and it'd smell like crap.

 

[Jedoro]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*deep breath*

Hahahahahahahaha...ha

Haven't you seen 28 Days Later, man? Knowing my luck, I'd piss someone off and they'd release it to kill me.

 

[Quaxar]

I think I wouldn't be able to stand the smell after some time. Not to forget there is always the chance it escapes and bites someone... I'd hate having to get a lawyer because my neighbour devoured his wife.

 

[Tekkawarrior]

If my friend (or anyone else) turned into a zombie, I'd blow his brains out.