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Fight my way through hoards of zombies with a katana and ninjas then make it to a cruise ship and clear it out and remake waterworld for realz until zombies die out. What is your zombie plan?

EDIT: Yea my bad I posted it without really thinking if it had been done I'm watching Dawn of the dead on Hulu
 

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Hasn't this been done?

OT: Call upon Jack Churchill, Chuck Norris, The A-Team and a group of ninja monkeys.

[small] I'm having really random thoughts today.[/small]
 

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I made one once let me find it...Found it! My Zombie plan is to Build a huge Moat of death around my hometown with spikes that are on fire And Kill of the weak and use them as Zombie bait so they all fall into the pit. This might not work with Zombies like the ones From Left 4 Dead because they can jump and run but any other type of Zombie will Either burn or be impaled. ^_^ And that is my zombie plan. I hope you Dont Become a Zombie But if so Dont try to jump the Moat.
 

Octorok

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This is the most ridiculously, insanely overdone thread in the history of everything, ever. Never mind the search bar, please just read the damn topics!
 

Bat Vader

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Let myself get bitten and use my mental resist powers to fight off the infection but also become immune to it since I will already have it inside me.
 

shwnbob

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Hide out in my room with an uzi and 100 packs of ammo lets see what will happen.
 

coldshadow

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start a convoy that gathers food and supplies from town and bring em back to our main base in a previuosly unpopulated mountain. theres much more to the plan but thats a basic solid plan
 

itsnotyouitsme

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make a tree house in the red woods. a city in the trees, perfect unless the crows find us. then the bioshock, underwater city, route would do some good. till the whales get infected then the world it fucked.
 

LockHeart

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OP has obviously not read The Zombie Survival Guide by the eminent Max Brooks. That would be a good starting point.

Also, Search Bar.
 

coldshadow

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does your room have walls that break, where are u getting the uzi and ammo, are u going to eat the hamster, what if it was a false alarm and you kill people by accident?
 

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1. Stockpile the following:
- 1 RV
- 1 Large bus
- 1 2009 Dodge Challenger
- Enough gasoline for 200 miles of travel
- 4 Months of dry/nonperishable food and water
- 5 Shotguns w/500 rounds of ammunition
- 5 Rifles w/500 rounds of ammunition
- 5 Pistols w/500 rounds of ammunition
- 5 Derringers w/1 shot each
- Large amounts of steel and sheet metal

2. Prepare by storing the above items inside the RV/Bus and reinforcing vehicles with metal. Give extra reinforcement to Challenger and mount harmful weaponry to the front and back. Select four friends, two or more of which are female, and brief them on the plan. Wait for first sign of outbreak.

3. When outbreak begins, immediately rally friends and set out to leave. Use the Challenger to clear the way for the bus/RV and leave the city as soon as possible. Set a course for the nearest large city.

4. If infection has spread to the city, round up and help arm survivors. Begin a convoy and scavenge food/water/fuel/ammo from infected/abandoned settlements.

5. Repeat 3/4, gathering as many people as possible. When there is no longer a safe place to stay, abandon ground convoy and move to boats. Depart for another continent. If infection spreads across the continents, continue repeating 5, moving across the globe if necessary. Continue searching for a haven.

6. In the event that the world is overtaken, evacuate to the sea via boats and find a large, isolated island. Attempt to restart humanity with convoy personnel and wait until all zombies shut down/rot. Send out occasional scouts for this purpose.

7. If at any point this plan fails and only 1-5 of us remains, initiate one of the following:
- Stage a last assault by climbing to the top of the taller vehicles and shooting as many zombies as we can. When ammunition is gone, detonate the explosive materials set under the vehicles for one last bang and to ensure that we aren't alive when taken down.
- Use the derringers. One shot to the head.

Yeah, I've given this some thought.
 

j0z

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This has been done like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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times before. Can't we have some fresh ideas people?
OT- I have my Zombie Survival Guide, I will follow it to the letter.
 

AWC Viper

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umm.......go down to the gun store and hold out in there and making up dirty limericks and creating ziplines between the pubs while sniping random zombies (i live in a small town so there are 4 pubs and 2 gunstores but no fucking mall!!)
 

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Ursus Astrorum said:
5. Repeat 3/4, gathering as many people as possible. When there is no longer a safe place to stay, abandon ground convoy and move to boats. Depart for Europe. If infection spreads across the continents, continue repeating 5.
if we keep repeating 5. do we keep departing for Europe every time?
 

UAProxy

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AWC Viper said:
Ursus Astrorum said:
5. Repeat 3/4, gathering as many people as possible. When there is no longer a safe place to stay, abandon ground convoy and move to boats. Depart for Europe. If infection spreads across the continents, continue repeating 5.
if we keep repeating 5. do we keep departing for Europe every time?
Do you really need to ask that? Of course not. But I'll make an addendum anyhow.
 

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1.) Get a M16 carbine with enough ammo for 24 hours of continous fire.
2.) Find a bus, steel plating and bullet resistant glass
3.) Weld steel plates to bus and swap out windows wit bullet resistant ones.
3.) Find 7 men and 8 women, and 2 sets of puppys and kittens, with dog/cat food.
4.) Get 8 months worth of supplies.
5.) Get some C4.
6.) Put C4 under bus.
7.) Drive as far as we can on a few tanks of gas.
8.) Get pregnancy test kits
9.) Mate
10.) Mate the kittens and the puppies
11.) Find civilisation again.
12.) If all else fails detonate C4 for under bus killing everyone.




That's my plan, a bit crude but effective...