zombie survival

[kommunizt kat]

if the apocalypse happened, the world was ruled by zombies, you are stuck in a fallout bunker filled with 5 lifetimes worth of food and supplies, and you had 4 of your friends with you... what would you do? ohh and there are weapons in the bunker along with ammo that can last a lifetime (its a really big bunker)
Zombies start appearing around the bunker... they dont notice you and your friends... now what do YOU do?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Get in the tank or other large armored vehicle that I assume is in the bunker if it's so large and go on a zombie-crushing joyride.

And look for survivors. But mostly the running over zombies thing.

If there somehow isn't such a vehicle, then dammit I would build one.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

What is there to do? If they come in then we all lay down heavy machine gun fire at the door? Hopefully we get breaks.

 

[hypothetical fact]

if the apocalypse happened, the world was ruled by zombies, you are stuck in a fallout bunker filled with 5 lifetimes worth of food and supplies, and you had 4 of your friends with you... what would you do? ohh and there are weapons in the bunker along with ammo that can last a lifetime (its a really big bunker)
Zombies start appearing around the bunker... they dont notice you and your friends... now what do YOU do?

Do you honestly believe you are the first person to make this thread?

 

[Curtmiester]

Wait, I'm in a bunker with enough food for a life time with my budies and they have enough food for them too? I'd sit and get a deck of cards.

 

[kommunizt kat]

Get in the tank or other large armored vehicle that I assume is in the bunker if it's so large and go on a zombie-crushing joyride.

And look for survivors. But mostly the running over zombies thing.

If there somehow isn't such a vehicle, then dammit I would build one.

well what if all you got is one kickass ferrari or stingray?

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Are these my female friends, if so, post apocolyptic orgy is upon us. If there were dudes or a mixed bag of dudes and females I would start a cult, which when then still lead to a post apocolyptic orgy.

 

[kommunizt kat]

if the apocalypse happened, the world was ruled by zombies, you are stuck in a fallout bunker filled with 5 lifetimes worth of food and supplies, and you had 4 of your friends with you... what would you do? ohh and there are weapons in the bunker along with ammo that can last a lifetime (its a really big bunker)
Zombies start appearing around the bunker... they dont notice you and your friends... now what do YOU do?

Do you honestly believe you are the first person to make this thread?

No i just couldnt find the original... is it wrong to make one?

 

[Satin6T]

stay in the bunker and shoot all zombies, it might actually be fun, bunkers a great

 

[kommunizt kat]

Are these my female friends, if so, post apocolyptic orgy is upon us. If there were dudes or a mixed bag of dudes and females I would start a cult, which when then still lead to a post apocolyptic orgy.

you could start a new community with your female friends...

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Are these my female friends, if so, post apocolyptic orgy is upon us. If there were dudes or a mixed bag of dudes and females I would start a cult, which when then still lead to a post apocolyptic orgy.

you could start a new community with your female friends...

And then thousands of years later when my forebearers inhabit the earth I shall be considered God and lifegiver to these new people. Which would probably tie in to that whole "cult" thing.

 

[kommunizt kat]

Are these my female friends, if so, post apocolyptic orgy is upon us. If there were dudes or a mixed bag of dudes and females I would start a cult, which when then still lead to a post apocolyptic orgy.

you could start a new community with your female friends...

And then thousands of years later when my forebearers inhabit the earth I shall be considered God and lifegiver to these new people. Which would probably tie in to that whole "cult" thing.

Usually people would start a religion about chuck norris... and that bruce lee was killed by him... after the great battle he split into jackie chan and jet li

 

[traceur_]

Something like this:

Or just play poker with Curtmiester.

 

[Jenkins]

gunna ignite the boosters to the bunker and fly off into space.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

if the apocalypse happened, the world was ruled by zombies, you are stuck in a fallout bunker filled with 5 lifetimes worth of food and supplies, and you had 4 of your friends with you... what would you do? ohh and there are weapons in the bunker along with ammo that can last a lifetime (its a really big bunker)
Zombies start appearing around the bunker... they dont notice you and your friends... now what do YOU do?

Do you honestly believe you are the first person to make this thread?

No i just couldnt find the original... is it wrong to make one?

Not exactly wrong... it's just that no one likes these types of threads anymore... and they provide no real discussion. It's best to just not make them, does that sound fair?

 

[Cocal]

Stay in bunker with my best buddies.
Kill Zombies.
Have Great Times.
Preserve Nothing.
Go looting.
Kill Shit.
Blow Shit up.
Be Awesome.

 

[tangylaser]

make n army of robo t-rexs and use them enslave the zombies duh

 

[Yokai]

Yay! Another zombie thread!
Well, with a lifetime supply of food and ammo, I'd simply dedicate myself to becoming the biggest badass of all time. After five years of training, I'd leave the bunker wearing a sleeveless trenchcoat and Terminator shades, and begin killing every zombie I could see with a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, and a Two-handed Blade of Awesome +7. When every undead within twenty miles of the bunker was a permanent corpse, I'd pile the bodies, whip out an electric guitar and play a kickass thrash metal solo on the mile-high mountain of corpses. Then I'd burn the bodies, go back into the bunker, and have a beer with the other survivors. Rinse and Repeat.
I have such fun writing things like this, even though zombie threads are so worn out.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Get in the tank or other large armored vehicle that I assume is in the bunker if it's so large and go on a zombie-crushing joyride.

And look for survivors. But mostly the running over zombies thing.

If there somehow isn't such a vehicle, then dammit I would build one.

well what if all you got is one kickass ferrari or stingray?

I'd send whatever idiot put a nice car in a survival bunker to drive it.