zombies and whether it could be possible

[Toiboi]

Thats the scariest part about Zombies is it's seems like it they could really be made with scientist now and days there so damn smart.

 

[Easykill]

I'm so tempted to end the world, just to prove I can.

 

[Fightgarr]

Yahtzee: It seems to me that zombies are second only to ninjas, pirates and monkeys in the list of things that nerds love and need to shut the fuck up about.

 

[rossatdi]

So the situation would escalate. The governement would simply place the entire city under quarantaine. And then nuke it. Zombies will never ever succeed in bringing down the entire world.

But it wouldn't be one city. Even in the chase of an infectious disease rather than radiation you're looking at a problem not appearing until 48-72 hours after first infection. That could spread anywhere.

How do you quarantine a city? No military in the world has the ability to do that quickly to multiple places. Stop watching Reisdent Evil films and watch the real documentaries.

I'm sure the US president would actively seek to nuke 3 or 4 cities at the drop of hat, you have a point.

 

[curlycrouton]

Another zombie thread! I think we've quite firmly established that it's not going to happen, and that the world's nerds will not be the only survivors and suddenly learn how to operate M-16s, smoke in a cool, brooding manner and stitch wounds.

 

[rossatdi]

Another zombie thread! I think we've quite firmly established that it's not going to happen, and that the world's nerds will not be the only survivors and suddenly learn how to operate M-16s, smoke in a cool, brooding manner and stitch wounds.

I know how to stitch wounds and smoke....

Also, I'm more of a geek than a nerd. And ninja vs pirates doesn't bother me.

 

[WaffleGod]

Ok, this is just getting to ridiculous for me to follow.

 

[rossatdi]

Ok, this is just getting to ridiculous for me to follow.

Your mistake for claiming zombies couldn't happen isn't it? Remember your surroundings padawan, we're surrounded by geeks, nerds and kids with mittens attached to their coats all year round.

 

[Piemaster]

There's not going to be a zombie apocalypse, people are just paranoid.

 

[Jursa]

Everything is possible, just nobody knows how yet. Magic? alchemy? virus? puppet-mastery? all possible causes.

 

[anNIALLator]

I think it could happen, some sort of disease that debilltates the mind and sends the person into a state of animalistic rage or something like that. But still, I think zombie stories these days seriously underestimate the military. The zombies would'nt stand a chance against an armoured offensive with helicopters and tanks and gatling guns.

 

[Fuuten]

fine:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

'kay?

Shit, got there before me.

Also, one word = trioxin.

The day those Return from the Living Dead zombies happen we're all royally screwed. I want them slow and stupid.

And it's a "when" not an "if" OP.

Amen, brotha! You've stated my "Zombie Motto". Not "If", "When".

 

[Silver]

No. It can't happen. Nothing can create zombies. If something did create zombies, they'd be wiped out pretty quickly. "Rec" style. Watch it. It's a realistic zombie movie. That's the worst damage they could ever do.

People aren't retarted.

 

[Nerdfury]

Dr. McNinja has already proved he can kill every zombie he faces.

 

[perfectimo]

You all know that zombies are real right and have been for a while?

 

[angryscotsman93]

To whatever misguided fool posted "If the military can't handle a few misguided zombies, then what are we paying them for?": they're trained, equipped and PAID to handle CONVENTIONAL THREATS! It's not like a zombie outbreak will occur and some lieutenant back at HQ will say, "Oh, bugger. General? It's happening again. Same old routine?"