Zombies Get Some Lovin' In Left 4 Dead Porn

Taerdin

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dogstile said:
haha! imma watch this for the lols, zombie rape, this should be a laugh
It wouldn't be a laugh if it was YOUR ass on the line! (pun very much INtended)
 

Milkman Dan

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Khell_Sennet said:
Though seriously, if you read Rooster Teeth's quasi-daily comic, they did a week or so straight of just L4D shenadigans, and the way they draw the Witch, I was expecting Hentai to have popped up by now. Well, more than the one pic I saw, which was more softcore than a Disney film.
"Zoey has startled the Witch!"
 

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Taerdin said:
dogstile said:
haha! imma watch this for the lols, zombie rape, this should be a laugh
It wouldn't be a laugh if it was YOUR ass on the line! (pun very much INtended)
depends on which way i swing, as of that, i'll let you decide
 

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One: This article useless without a link.

Two: Am I the only person who downloaded that Resident Evil Porn audio mash up back when Napster was popular? That was funny stuff, and it didn't even involve zombies (just zombie sounds).

Three: ...Zoey, who ends up sounding like a herd of murlocs through the second half...
You incredible bastard.
 

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Indigo_Dingo said:
You always have to watch out with zombie sex - make sure when they pull out it doesn't break off.
That is so, so, wrong.

I will tell it to everybody I know.
 

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Indigo_Dingo said:
You always have to watch out with zombie sex - make sure when they pull out it doesn't break off.
Oh lord... I think I need bleach for my mind.
 

Calax

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Hah! I outscooped the Escapist!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.90279

:stupid anime picture: KYAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kidding, it is so terrible that I couldn't help but laugh at it.
 

Andy Chalk

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Okay, for everyone who's complained or is considering complaining: Did you really think I was going to provide a link to this? L4D angle or not, this is still porn we're talking about.
 

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i downloaded this and i couldnt stop laughing...
so f'ing funny....
and i thought i had seen all the porn in the world...
 

dalek sec

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Indigo_Dingo said:
dalek sec said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
You always have to watch out with zombie sex - make sure when they pull out it doesn't break off.
Oh lord... I think I need bleach for my mind.
It doesn't work - you either need to repress the memories or use a bullet
*Has no choice but to pull a Dualla here.*
 

Taerdin

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dogstile said:
Taerdin said:
dogstile said:
haha! imma watch this for the lols, zombie rape, this should be a laugh
It wouldn't be a laugh if it was YOUR ass on the line! (pun very much INtended)
depends on which way i swing, as of that, i'll let you decide
I would tend to think it wouldn't, unless you're gay with a brutal zombie-rape fetish...

I'm willing to bet if I asked a gay male if they'd like to be raped brutally by a male zombie they would say no... :S
 

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Keane Ng said:
Don't forget about the sequel, Left 4 Anal.

I thought this was a joke at first, but after searching, I think it's already out....

Porn must come from some machine or something.
 

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Oh fuck, the Random Achievment Generator [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.89315] came true!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
 

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SirSchmoopy said:
I was hoping for zombie on zombie action.

/sadface
Rofl... I can see the script now...

"As zoey walked around a corner she came across an unusual site, a smoker was giving oral to a boomer... she got out of there real fast cause the it was obvious the boomer was going to explode with pleasure..."

oh god... it's so wrong... god dammit now I'm trying to think how I could get a tank into that joke...

Halp I canna stop!
 

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Taerdin said:
dogstile said:
Taerdin said:
dogstile said:
haha! imma watch this for the lols, zombie rape, this should be a laugh
It wouldn't be a laugh if it was YOUR ass on the line! (pun very much INtended)
depends on which way i swing, as of that, i'll let you decide
I would tend to think it wouldn't, unless you're gay with a brutal zombie-rape fetish...

I'm willing to bet if I asked a gay male if they'd like to be raped brutally by a male zombie they would say no... :S
unless the dude was a masochist, then he would be all for it :D