Zombies Get Some Lovin' In Left 4 Dead Porn

[Low Frost]

Get the second one.

 

[MercurySteam]

Though seriously, if you read Rooster Teeth's quasi-daily comic, they did a week or so straight of just L4D shenadigans, and the way they draw the Witch, I was expecting Hentai to have popped up by now. Well, more than the one pic I saw, which was more softcore than a Disney film.

"Zoey has startled the Witch!"

 

[Elurindel]

Does anybody know where to find this video? I feel compelled to watch it, but have no idea where to get it.

 

[scotth266]

....
No comment. I'm sorry, it's just, y'know...porn.
Necrophiliacs rejoice.

 

[Aries_Split]

That was so hot.

 

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rule 34

I'm surprised no ones made rude pictures of Yahtzee lol

Somewhere, someone is making LittleBigplanet porn. We must find this person and kill them.

fire and pitch forks at the ready!

 

[SenseOfTumour]

You always have to watch out with zombie sex - make sure when they pull out it doesn't break off.

That's the good side of zombie sex, they'll usually leave a tip.

*gets my coat*

 

[teisjm]

i highly reccomend, that people read about munting before watching zombie-porn. might save your eyes from some horrible images.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting <- urban dictionary link, no pics

 

[johnman]

Im ashamed to say ive seem it and Zoey is Hot. The smoker scene is crap but the hunter one is good. H She gets killed by it cumming on her for christs sake!!

 

[Asehujiko]

Woooooow.

Having not seen the video, I can only assume they went with the smoker as it would be the most acceptable of the four. Hunter would most certainly be a bit... extreme, the Boomer would be... well, gross (I know, in the context of zombies sexing up humans 'gross' is incredibly relative), and the Tank would be SO MUCH OVERKILL it wouldn't even be funny. Of course, there's always the Witch to consider, too, but I suppose one wouldn't be able to discern between... actually, I'm drawing the line right there.

No, they picked the smoker because they could make a more obvious pun that way. Hunter isn't extreme as long as you have some form of landing pad for when he pounces from a thirty story building.

Boomer wouldn't have the range to get out of his own fat and the reason why they didn't pick the tank was because of his steroid abuse he's not realy that capable down there.

As for the witch, i'm sure people would still be able to distinguish between the two of them(glowing eyes, grey skin and 15 inch scythe fingernails) just that an emo who maims and kills everything that gets too close is a bad character for a porn movie.

 

[likalaruku]

Surely this will make Something Awful's "Horrors of Pornography" list.

 

[Elurindel]

Im ashamed to say ive seem it and Zoey is Hot. The smoker scene is crap but the hunter one is good. H She gets killed by it cumming on her for christs sake!!

Where exactly did you see it? I wouldn't mind taking a look, but everywhere's taking it down.

 

[theultimateend]

You always have to watch out with zombie sex - make sure when they pull out it doesn't break off.

That's the good side of zombie sex, they'll usually leave a tip.

*gets my coat*

This one sank in slowly...and it was oh so right.

 

[Lexodus]

I watc- well, skipped through almost all of it (twenty seconds was long enough for me). I couldn't help noticing, but that guy has a tiny schlong. Not bragging here- he really does.

 

[JWAN]

I'm not sure if I actually want to go and see this.

Im in the same boat, this is just a little odd

 

[JWAN]

Hahaha. Next thing: Tank on Witch action.

HOLY SH17 ^
OMG JOO MUST S3 T3H TANK p0rn

but really folks
this is REALLY off kilter