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zombiejoe

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I know that L4D2 is not really big on story or explination, but I really don't get somthing about the hard rain level. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHICHES?!?!?!?!? I mean really, why would a giant group of half naked girls be wandering around in a sugar mill before getting turned into zombies. My theory, the witches are just so sad that they need sugary sweets to make them feel better. WHY ARE THEY AT THE MILL?
 
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Well my good man, witches ee through light, and as it is raining hard on the hard rain campain, witches run to get away from the sun since it is obstructed by the storm cloud.
 

dududf

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Because they thought there was Cake there.

And we all know what happens when you're promised cake [sup]Oh noez! Old Joke![/sup]
 

Flos

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Coach made the comment that the rain brings them out.

It's possible that Witches are just attracted to storms.
 

Jammerz

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dududf said:
Because they thought there was Cake there.

And we all know what happens when you're promised cake [sup]Oh noez! Old Joke![/sup]
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
 

The Austin

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WARNING: THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC ANSWER FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WAY TO MUCH ABOUT LEFT 4 DEAD


Well you see my good man, when Witches are transformed by the Betazene virus, (The virus commonly reffered to as the "infection") the virus reacts with a special genome found within the hosts body. This genome is called "Milus P.P." and is only found in females. The genome is dominant at a young age, and gradually grows into recession as time moves on, which is why all Witches are young females. If the host has the Milus genome, and if the genome is in a dominant stage, the Betazine virus will react with the genome, chemically reacting to form a viral compound known as "Lycosis". The Lycosis viral compound is similar in the structure of diabetes, stopping the Witches natural sugar production, but still retaining the "Mad Cow" effects of the Betazine virus. (Immunity to pain, loss of most major motor skills, extreme violent tendencies, degradation of mental stability.) This causes the Witches to seek out sugar, whether it be taken in as forms of plants such as sugar cane or.......... OK, I cant do this any more. I just bullshitted that entire thing.

Witches don't like sun.
Rain=No sun
Rain was at sugar mill
Witches go to sugar mill.

Simple.
 

Soulgaunt

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The Austin said:
WARNING: THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC ANSWER FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WAY TO MUCH ABOUT LEFT 4 DEAD


Well you see my good man, when Witches are transformed by the Betazene virus, (The virus commonly reffered to as the "infection") the virus reacts with a special genome found within the hosts body. This genome is called "Milus P.P." and is only found in females. The genome is dominant at a young age, and gradually grows into recession as time moves on, which is why all Witches are young females. If the host has the Milus genome, and if the genome is in a dominant stage, the Betazine virus will react with the genome, chemically reacting to form a viral compound known as "Lycosis". The Lycosis viral compound is similar in the structure of diabetes, stopping the Witches natural sugar production, but still retaining the "Mad Cow" effects of the Betazine virus. (Immunity to pain, loss of most major motor skills, extreme violent tendencies, degradation of mental stability.) This causes the Witches to seek out sugar, whether it be taken in as forms of plants such as sugar cane or.......... OK, I cant do this any more. I just bullshitted that entire thing.

Witches don't like sun.
Rain=No sun
Rain was at sugar mill
Witches go to sugar mill.

Simple.
I actually thought you were serious!
.....Well, there isn't anything else to say since the above statement has already been said.
 

The Austin

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shadowgaunt said:
The Austin said:
WARNING: THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC ANSWER FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WAY TO MUCH ABOUT LEFT 4 DEAD


Well you see my good man, when Witches are transformed by the Betazene virus, (The virus commonly reffered to as the "infection") the virus reacts with a special genome found within the hosts body. This genome is called "Milus P.P." and is only found in females. The genome is dominant at a young age, and gradually grows into recession as time moves on, which is why all Witches are young females. If the host has the Milus genome, and if the genome is in a dominant stage, the Betazine virus will react with the genome, chemically reacting to form a viral compound known as "Lycosis". The Lycosis viral compound is similar in the structure of diabetes, stopping the Witches natural sugar production, but still retaining the "Mad Cow" effects of the Betazine virus. (Immunity to pain, loss of most major motor skills, extreme violent tendencies, degradation of mental stability.) This causes the Witches to seek out sugar, whether it be taken in as forms of plants such as sugar cane or.......... OK, I cant do this any more. I just bullshitted that entire thing.

Witches don't like sun.
Rain=No sun
Rain was at sugar mill
Witches go to sugar mill.

Simple.
I actually thought you were serious!
.....Well, there isn't anything else to say since the above statement has already been said.
I was going for a "Holy shit how does this guy know that?/Is he serious?" kind of reaction.

....I'm just really bored right now.