Zynga Plants FarmVille on the iPhone

Turbo-razor 421

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CloggedDonkey said:
Turbo-razor 421 said:
CloggedDonkey said:
There is only one way to stop this: *Cocks AK-47* send six hundred "complaints" a minute to the head of apple. Or just kick Penis Pincus in the nuts. Either one works.
Why not just shot him in the balls?You already have the AK.
Because that would be cheating.
Well then.Cant you send the complaints,AND kick Pincus in the nuts?
 

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Turbo-razor 421 said:
CloggedDonkey said:
Turbo-razor 421 said:
CloggedDonkey said:
There is only one way to stop this: *Cocks AK-47* send six hundred "complaints" a minute to the head of apple. Or just kick Penis Pincus in the nuts. Either one works.
Why not just shot him in the balls?You already have the AK.
Because that would be cheating.
Well then.Cant you send the complaints,AND kick Pincus in the nuts?
You do know that by "complaints" I meant bulle, right?

And that is a great idea! thank you, good sire, you get a cookie!
 

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Legion said:
John Funk said:
It'll be interesting to see how Zynga manages to keep the game's social network intact - will the iPhone text all your friends when you need a new cow?

God, I hope not.
It'd be hilarious if you had to agree for it to do that upon signing up. Even more so if it charged you for it.
Even so, there will likely be tons of people who for it in droves like the sheep they are (and take care of on their damn farms).
 

Turbo-razor 421

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CloggedDonkey said:
Turbo-razor 421 said:
CloggedDonkey said:
Turbo-razor 421 said:
CloggedDonkey said:
There is only one way to stop this: *Cocks AK-47* send six hundred "complaints" a minute to the head of apple. Or just kick Penis Pincus in the nuts. Either one works.
Why not just shot him in the balls?You already have the AK.
Because that would be cheating.
Well then.Cant you send the complaints,AND kick Pincus in the nuts?
You do know that by "complaints" I meant bulle, right?

And that is a great idea! thank you, good sire, you get a cookie!
YAY!My first cookie.
 

ark123

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I don't get it. Are they using an html5 client to access the same database as the flash version?
 

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Darrkon Fearlock said:
I'm surprised this took so long, I'm not a fan of farmville by any stretch, but really the iPhone is a pretty good platform for a game like that.
It does make sense. What better platform to have it on than the Iphone? Well once people get over the whole "I don't like it so it shouldn't exist" mentality that is.
 

Outlaw Torn

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Time to reset the "Days since a Scamga advert" sign...

But is the iPhone REALLY in it's fourth generation? Seems like a match made in heaven though, scams that aren't games on a phone that is everything but a phone (unless there is an app for that now). Give me snake or a cheap breakout ripoff any day.
 

Berithil

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And, there goes my hope that Farmville was just a passing fad.
 

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Apple: Farmville wants to be an app on the iPhone sir.

Jobs: Really?

Apple: Yes Mr Jobs they are making a lot of money from something so simple.

Jobs: Tell the people who own farmville that we are not interested

Apple: But sir.....

Jobs: We will just recreate the same game and call it......iFarm

Apple: Dear god sir you are a genius
 

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Well, what a pleasant and nicely written article ^~^! Kudos for posting an exemplary article ^~^!
 

Reincarnatedwolfgod

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Zenode said:
Apple: Farmville wants to be an app on the iPhone sir.

Jobs: Really?

Apple: Yes Mr Jobs they are making a lot of money from something so simple.

Jobs: Tell the people who own farmville that we are not interested

Apple: But sir.....

Jobs: We will just recreate the same game and call it......iFarm

Apple: Dear god sir you are a genius
i could see that happening
 

Aeshi

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I thought FarmVille was already on the iPhone? No?

Well I guess this was inevitable either way.