Epstein Prison Guards admit to falsifying testimony on night of his death

[Dwarvenhobble]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/jeffrey-epstein-guards-falsifying-records-1.6037236

Federal Prison Guards Admit To Filing False Records During Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide

The two guards were accused of napping and shopping online rather than checking Epstein’s cell every 30 minutes -- and then falsifying records afterwards.

www.forbes.com

Two guarding Epstein night he killed himself will avoid jail time

The prison workers were accused of sleeping and browsing the internet instead of monitoring Jeffrey Epstein when he died in 2019

www.nbcnews.com

Quotes from the sources

Two former prison guards who were on duty the morning Jeffrey Epstein killed himself admitted Friday to falsely claiming they’d performed rounds in his section of the Manhattan federal detention center where he was being held, according to an agreement filed in federal court Friday afternoon, almost two years after the accused sex trafficker hanged himself and jail staff were blamed for failing to check in on him regularly.

The prison workers, Tova Noel and Michael Thomas, were accused of sleeping and browsing the internet instead of monitoring Epstein the night he took his own life in August 2019.

Both officers who were guarding Epstein were working overtime because of staffing shortages. One of the guards, who did not primarily work as a correctional officer, was working a fifth straight day of overtime. The other guard was working mandatory overtime, meaning a second eight-hour shift of the day.

The two guards — Michael Thomas and Tova Noel — struck a deferred prosecution agreement with federal prosecutors, in which they admitted they’d “willfully and knowingly completed materially false count and round slips” for the Metropolitan Correctional Center’s special housing unit, where Epstein’s cell was supposed to be checked every 30 minutes.
In exchange for admitting they’d falsified records, Thomas and Noel agreed to complete 100 hours of community service and cooperate with a DOJ investigation into the matter — but they’ll avoid jail time.

The deal still needs to be approved by a federal judge.

 

[Trunkage]

[Insert Michael Jackson popcorn gif in the hope that shits about to get real]

 

[Chimpzy]

 

[Bedinsis]

*pulls out foil hat*

I think Epstein was murdered. I think the information he sat on was potentially devastating enough for someone that that someone thought murder was the most viable option, while also having the financial resources to pull it off. I also think we will never find out who it was.

 

[McElroy]

I also think we will never find out who it was.

Unless you confess!

 

[Hades]

Oooh the plot thickens!

 

[bluegate]

On one hand I'm happy about a child diddler being dead, because the only good child diddler is a dead one, but on the other hand I'm sad because maybe his prosecution could have lead to more child diddlers getting outed.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

...and would be required to fully cooperate with an ongoing probe by the Justice Department’s inspector general, it says.

Hmmm.

 

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[09philj]

*pulls out foil hat*

I think Epstein was murdered. I think the information he sat on was potentially devastating enough for someone that that someone though murder was the most viable option, while also having the financial resources to pull it off. I also think we will never find out who it was.

It's easy, we just look at all of Epstein's associates and work out which ones have enough money to pay for a sophisticated conspiracy.
...
Oh no it's all of them.

 

[Chimpzy]

It's easy, we just look at all of Epstein's associates and work out which ones have enough money to pay for a sophisticated conspiracy.
...
Oh no it's all of them.

Can we call whodunnit? If so, dibs on wildcard Naomi Campbell.

 

[Samtemdo8]

Is Epstein part of both PizzaGate and Q-Anon.

And I mean do people who believe them think Epstein is a part of that?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Can we call whodunnit? If so, dibs on wildcard Naomi Campbell.

Look, we all know that Hillary Clinton ninja-crawled through the air vents and strangled Epstein with her bare hands. Just like she did with every so-called "victim" of FAKE COVID.

 

[Dwarvenhobble]

...and would be required to fully cooperate with an ongoing probe by the Justice Department’s inspector general, it says.

Hmmm.

That's going to be the truly interesting part I feel lol

 

[Dwarvenhobble]

Can we call whodunnit? If so, dibs on wildcard Naomi Campbell.

Is that because of the conflict / blood diamonds?

 

[Chimpzy]

Is that because of the conflict / blood diamonds?

No, just because she's the odd one out in the line-up of rich old white dudes. Hence wildcard.

 

[Trunkage]

Look, we all know that Hillary Clinton ninja-crawled through the air vents and strangled Epstein with her bare hands. Just like she did with every so-called "victim" of FAKE COVID.

IF Hillary was involved, she would have just paid someone

But that's about as likely as Chris Rock being involved in his murder

 

[Chimpzy]

But that's about as likely as Chris Rock being involved in his murder

Actually, if Chris Rock did it while dressed as Ruby Rhod, that would explain a lot.

 

[Seanchaidh]

So the most obvious reason, negligence due to overworked and undermotivated staff, seems to be the cause of Epstein's death? Quelle surprise.

This would almost certainly be the apparent explanation if it were some kind of murder, of course.

Look, we all know that Hillary Clinton ninja-crawled through the air vents and strangled Epstein with her bare hands. Just like she did with every so-called "victim" of FAKE COVID.

Was it Hillary or was it Bill? Which Bill am I even talking about?

 

[Gordon_4]

Actually, if Chris Rock did it while dressed as Ruby Rhod, that would explain a lot.

That was Chris Tucker my dude.