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I started playing Halo Infinite.

Given the amount of money I spent on it, I certainly hope it IS Infinite. I don't want to be gipped like I was with The Neverending Story.
I hope you like the campaign, because that is all you're gonna get unless you do like competitive multiplayer.

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  • No Co-op campaign.
  • Multiplayer modes are randomized and can't be chosen.
  • Missing features that have been a standard since Halo 2 or 3.
  • Most of these updates don't come in until 3 or 4 months from now.
Have fun! Call me when you get the Crysis Remastered Trilogy.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I hope you like the campaign, because that is all you're gonna get unless you do like competitive multiplayer.

Also:

  • No Co-op campaign.
  • Multiplayer modes are randomized and can't be chosen.
  • Missing features that have been a standard since Halo 2 or 3.
  • Most of these updates don't come in until 3 or 4 months from now.
Have fun! Call me when you get the Crysis Remastered Trilogy.
I mean, so far its quite fun. I don't really care about coop campaign, multi modes not being able to be chosen is kind of annoying but it does mean you aren't waiting forever in a queue that no one wants to join and if you really want to do a certain mode you can make a custom game.
 

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I mean, so far its quite fun. I don't really care about coop campaign, multi modes not being able to be chosen is kind of annoying but it does mean you aren't waiting forever in a queue that no one wants to join and if you really want to do a certain mode you can make a custom game.
Glad you're having fun, but still does not invalidate 343 and Microsoft's major screw ups, and the lack of the most basic features is no excuse. You may not care, but there are plenty of others that do. Still, enjoy.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Glad you're having fun, but still does not invalidate 343 and Microsoft's major screw ups, and the lack of the most basic features is no excuse. You may not care, but there are plenty of others that do. Still, enjoy.
What major screw ups? I mean aside from the way they are handling the cosmetics, the game is very solid. It might be missing a few features from the series, but that is hardly a major screw up.
 

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It might be missing a few features from the series, but that is hardly a major screw up.
I wouldn't call that a few; especially if you're playing $60+ and not with Game Pass. Especially if it is simple features that have been in the series since the original trilogy. It may seem minor for smaller or studio that is green, but when it is coming from a big AAA that knows better, the issues I would not call minor. I won't deny the good the single player has achieved, but it's no excuse for slacking off, nor making a game tedious to play the multiplayer, nor removed standard custom features for reason, nor for the ridiculously long updates and patches. A studio with such a high pedigree has no excuses.

What major screw ups?
Figure it out. I just gave you the reasons. Otherwise, start looking at other sources. I suggest Act Man, Seraphim17, or even our very own Escapist. Check the Halo thread. I have nothing left to tell you.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I wouldn't call that a few; especially if you're playing $60+ and not with Game Pass. Especially if it is simple features that have been in the series since the original trilogy. It may seem minor for smaller or studio that is green, but when it is coming from a big AAA that knows better, the issues I would not call minor. I won't deny the good the single player has achieved, but it's no excuse for slacking off, nor making a game tedious to play the multiplayer, nor removed standard custom features for reason, nor for the ridiculously long updates and patches. A studio with such a high pedigree has no excuses.
Well the multi has gone free to play, which is something the rest of the series also hasn't done. The only unfortunate I see here is the lack of coop, which I think kinda messed up Halo 3 since instead of the Arbiter having his own missions, they just made him the coop partner. What does ridiculously long updates and patches mean?

Figure it out. I just gave you the reasons. Otherwise, start looking at other sources. I suggest Act Man, Seraphim17, or even our very own Escapist. Check the Halo thread. I have nothing left to tell you.
When you say "major screw up", I think of another game that came out recently. Grand theft auto definitive edition. So to me, when you say "major screw up" it sounds like you are saying its something along the lines of that game, which seems ridiculous to me.
 

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So to me, when you say "major screw up" it sounds like you are saying its something along the lines of that game, which seems ridiculous to me.
GTA Remastered is not a major screw up....it's an inexcusable disaster and treachery of the highest order. GTA Remastered is only a "major screw up" by comparison to Halo Infinite. It does not change the fuck ups 343 made. We still have another case of AAA studio not having standard features available at launch like the previous games, and giving you a gimped version at the start while paying $60+. It's what is wrong with this broken system in the first place, and gamers who try "forgive and forget" or make sad excuses only keep adding to the cycle and letting them get away with this dumb ass shit.


What does ridiculously long updates and patches mean?
Update - A couple of playlists are coming in the next update (12/14) including a slayer playlist, so the multiplayer situation is slowly going to get better. I'm confused as to why they didn't do this on 12/8 when the game actually launched.
343 have said that they initially didn't want to create a slayer-only playlist, because traditionally, slayer-only playlists completely kill the population of objective-only playlists. They also wanted to make the slayer playlist a little more diverse, with different Slayer modes included - which I think is a bad idea - but this is an idea that they have ditched for this release, but is apparently something that they want to revisit.

343 are also apparently saying that the game's UI makes it difficult to add new playlists, which I think is hilarious, because the game is built on an engine built internally by 343, specifically for Halo, so this is a pretty significant oversight if true... not that 343's menu UIs have ever been any good, so it wouldn't be that surprising.

Also, you have to be online just to play the single-player. That is just dumb. Players are once again, having to go online to get there money's worth for something that you do not need to be online for to play. Not counting patch updates of course to fix a minor glitch or two.
 
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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Also, you have to be online just to play the single-player. That is just dumb. Players are once again, having to go online to get there money's worth for something that you do not need to be online for to play. Not counting patch updates of course to fix a minor glitch or two.
No you don't. Works fine offline.

GTA Remastered is not a major screw up....it's an inexcusable disaster and treachery of the highest order. GTA Remastered is only a "major screw up" by comparison to Halo Infinite. It does not change the fuck ups 343 made. We still have another case of AAA studio not having standard features available at launch like the previous games, and giving you a gimped version at the start while paying $60+. It's what is wrong with this broken system in the first place, and gamers who try "forgive and forget" or make sad excuses only keep adding to the cycle and letting them get away with this dumb ass shit.
This is such a bad argument, if you want the features of those old games, go play those old games, they are still around, hell they just got remastered so they even look really good (mostly). For the laggyteabag post, 343 is right, if there is a deathmatch only mode then it will always get the most traffic, to the point where it kills off other game modes, we see that in the cod games all the time. The UI argument is dumb if they did indeed make that.

If the game disk doesn't have the full game then that is also shitty, but I play on pc and haven't been able to get a game disk, except for special releases from fangamer in a very long time.
 

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No you don't. Works fine offline.
Thank you for the news.


This is such a bad argument, if you want the features of those old games, go play those old games, they are still around, hell they just got remastered so they even look really good (mostly). For the laggyteabag post, 343 is right, if there is a deathmatch only mode then it will always get the most traffic, to the point where it kills off other game modes, we see that in the cod games all the time. The UI argument is dumb if they did indeed make that.

If the game disk doesn't have the full game then that is also shitty, but I play on pc and haven't been able to get a game disk, except for special releases from fangamer in a very long time.
Yeah, I'm going to go mostly with no. Too bad.
 

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This is such a bad argument, if you want the features of those old games, go play those old games, they are still around, hell they just got remastered so they even look really good (mostly).
Except that in this specific case, neither of those things is true. The remastered GTA games actively look worse than the 6th-gen originals due to problems with AI-generated upscaling and modelling, and Rockstar took the originals away from sale so people who don't still have those old discs can't buy them anymore, so they're stuck with the worse versions. You're arguing a generality against an instance that directly disproves it.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Except that in this specific case, neither of those things is true. The remastered GTA games actively look worse than the 6th-gen originals due to problems with AI-generated upscaling and modelling, and Rockstar took the originals away from sale so people who don't still have those old discs can't buy them anymore, so they're stuck with the worse versions. You're arguing a generality against an instance that directly disproves it.
We are talking about Halo. I would agree that the "definitive" edition of gta is indeed a disaster since they did pull the old version from all store fronts because 'take 2' sucks. But that post was about Halo.
 

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Finished the 2nd area of Hyper Light Drifter(East and North) and I can definitely say I'm in the groove again. I've also been keeping a closer eye out for secret areas so I can get more gearbits and the ones I'm getting I'm investing better than I did on the previous attempt(So more abilities, fewer grenade and medkit upgrades) and it feels like it's paying off. Now, there's a few areas I need to go back to and hunt down gearbits I missed or couldn't get to the last time around but I plan to go back to them a little while later because I'm making forward progress and I want to keep that going.
 

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Fights In Tight Spaces (PC; Steam)

This is turn-based deck builder strategy game where you play a James-Bond-type agent who has to solve a series of missions by kicking the crap out of people in small rooms. If you've ever played the superb "In The Breach", it's very much a similar format: you know what the enemy is going to do, and you have to work out the best plan of movement and attacks to thwart them, take minimal damage, and achieve occasional optional objectives. The big difference is that In The Breach has set moves without randomness, and you can nearly always work out an optimal result; for Fights In Tight Spaces you are dependent on your deck and the random cards you draw. Each turn, your remaining cards are sent to discard and a new hand is drawn, so you can't prep for the next turn. Sometimes, you'll be shit outta luck and have a bad round - although smart play should minimise the negative outcomes and make you less likely to be caught in a position you can't get out of without a lot of hurt.

Broadly, I think it's really well done and I like it a lot: there's always something particularly delicious when you manage to manoeuvre all your opponents into hitting each other. Although I don't know how much lastability it has. You've got a range of decks to unlock for different fight styles (e.g. balanced, counter-attacker, aggressive) and a choice of upgrades (little buffs) to pick up throughout each run, and the more you play the more new cards with interesting new moves become available - but I'm not sure this is going to keep you with the game for that much longer.
 

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Picked Metal Gear back up and was reminded by the save file that 2016 was the last I played it. FFS has it been that long already? Anyways I’m getting back into the swing of it, but need to find a bomb suit or something to walk across a roof. The game progression is already muddy as can be, so I might just look up a walkthrough to save time.
 
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We are talking about Halo. I would agree that the "definitive" edition of gta is indeed a disaster since they did pull the old version from all store fronts because 'take 2' sucks. But that post was about Halo.
I reread the whole chain and it looks like I misread that one post because it was down the end. Sorry about that.

GTA "Definitive" Edition is still a fustercluck though, and given Rockstar's recent pattern it seems like Red Dead Redemption 2 might be the last good thing they ever do. And as far as Online goes, they seem to be trying pretty hard to make that worse too. Though admittedly that's second-hand, I've never played Red Dead Online.
 

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I reread the whole chain and it looks like I misread that one post because it was down the end. Sorry about that.

GTA "Definitive" Edition is still a fustercluck though, and given Rockstar's recent pattern it seems like Red Dead Redemption 2 might be the last good thing they ever do. And as far as Online goes, they seem to be trying pretty hard to make that worse too. Though admittedly that's second-hand, I've never played Red Dead Online.
RDO is definitely getting the cold shoulder in favor of GTAO. It’s functional and has a good amount of content, but next to their *other* game it’s a damn shame and wasted potential. The stuff people have been asking for the last couple years is still MIA, while GTAO gets routine feature rich updates.
 
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RDO is definitely getting the cold shoulder in favor of GTAO. It’s functional and has a good amount of content, but next to their *other* game it’s a damn shame and wasted potential. The stuff people have been asking for the last couple years is still MIA, while gets routine feature rich updates.

Take two exec: so what you're saying is RDO needs some kind of SHARC card?
 

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Maybe I should try that again. I mean I love the visual design of it, but something about it just didn't click for me before.
It's definitely one of those games where it can take a while to click, if it ever does.

The only reason I didn't finish it was because I couldn't beat the third boss and eventually gave up. Picking less then optimum upgrades probably didn't help my case and since you can't just grind money(there's a finite amount(though presumably just enough to buy all the upgrades), they're in predetermined and often secret areas and if you're not good at finding secret areas, it's guaranteed you're going to miss a lot of them) and can't respec, poor upgrades can make the game a lot harder. I think it's easier to find the money then it was last time, as there are little visual clues that help you find secret areas and I'm not sure if those are new or I just don't remember those from the last time I played
 
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Whatever, just wash your hands.
GTA "Definitive" Edition is still a fustercluck though, and given Rockstar's recent pattern it seems like Red Dead Redemption 2 might be the last good thing they ever do. And as far as Online goes, they seem to be trying pretty hard to make that worse too. Though admittedly that's second-hand, I've never played Red Dead Online.
Totally agreed.

Picked up ZeroRanger again. That game is hard but so so good. Totally killer sound track and an interesting meta story. I almost beat it but fucked up when the boss was like one hit away from dead.