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Elden Ring. I'll throw it in the spoilers also.
The Official Screenshot Thread
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Seeing as it's all Elden Ring for everyone now, I shall bravely interject with a little hidden indie gem no one's ever heard of...
If you're not sliding on your arse to every single destination in this game, you're doing videogames wrong and should re-evaluate your whole life.
Not comfortable with that intense staring, mate, could you back off a bit?
*Dramatic swooning*
*Smug. Mode. Initiated.*
If you're not sliding on your arse to every single destination in this game, you're doing videogames wrong and should re-evaluate your whole life.
Not comfortable with that intense staring, mate, could you back off a bit?
*Dramatic swooning*
*Smug. Mode. Initiated.*
K, last one is likely considered spoilery even though no-one allegedly cares about the game anymore, so behold digital veil!
Oh alright, maybe a tiny bit of Elden Ring then...
Crabs have this permanent expression that looks like they just seen someone pissing into their kids Christmas cereal.
A strange moment of jolly co-operation where I'd assumed that after I helped beat a boss with another player, I would be sent back to my world, so pulled a dramatic pose while awaiting the fade to loading screen. However, that moment never came, because the real boss was a couple of rooms ahead, so my character was left looking like a dimwitted titty biscuit while I chomped on foods in real life. But the other player for some reason just decided to return to me and mirror my dumbass pose. It did cause a brief smile.
Speaks for itself, tbh.
Po tip for devs: Jazz clubs in games never hurt. Jazz clubs are a victimless crime.
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Been replaying Hitman 1 campaign in Hitman 2. Also been thinking of needing vacation(pics unrelated).
"Aww shucks, you know I'm a lowly Tarnished, no?"
"Behold, two fingers...and hairy knuckles!"
"Yeeeup...might've overshot that one."
"...and this one."
"That's all I hear anymore is 'Do crabs get crabs?', or 'Hey crabby pants, why don't you skedaddle.' I'm tellin' ya, it's almost as bad as being a Tarnished fucker."
"Sensing a distant metaphor here..."
"We just snorted an eight ball and you'll know it as soon as we hit the ground!"
So that's where Miyazaki's hiding the lore...
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What message was that...did I miss something? I'm on base PS4 if it matters.
Anyways how were you liking the Icerind Hatchet? I just picked it up from that Royal a-hole fight and am liking it quite a bit, but it's also a bit rough without any Ash assist. Really looking to get a good flail to support sorcery at some point.
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I actually stopped using it since it felt over powered. I might go back to it since hoarfrost was nerfed. Right now I am mostly using the Knights Greatsword and the Highland Axe. I kinda wish I had some magic going, so many neat weapons need some points in it and I want dragon powers, but I'm too lazy to respec.
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