The Official Screenshot Thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

"Don't mind me...just going about my beast hunting business."

"I wanna be...your Kirkhammer."

Lantern keeping is a team effort, I guess

"Oh no Simon and Max are down! How will we play Left 4 Dead now?!"

"You wouldn't believe the forearm strength this requires."

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

What is this majestic undocumented creature we have unwittingly stumbled across?




Oh shit, a toad..turtle? Turtle-toad? It hasn't spotted us, has it?



That's a yes, it has spotted us! Don't think. Fucking bounce!




Shakira, sorry my dear, these hips do not lie.



Wtf Shakira?? I said sorry! Oh we gotta bounce again!

 

[Worgen]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

An ER visit (base PS4), starring a Draconian Wretch -

"So this is what the Cave of "Knowledge" looks like...where every blood pool is a learning point!"

"Is that...no, that's no Rowa Fruit juice..."

"Psst...would you mind rolling me back towards Limgrave please?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

An ER visit (base PS4), starring a Draconian Wretch -

In this case, "ER" means "enviable rear".

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

How far down does this go...and what the hell is going on down here?

Let sleeping bears lie...

"Suuurrre. Next thing I know you'll be asking me to fight a bloody dragon."

"Finally getting some armor. Let's roll!!"

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

FROM really stepped up the lighting quality in this game.

"Sorry to keep killing you and looting your glowy root orb thingy."

So, the butterflies highlight unclaimed loot.

This club is kinda messy. Time to switch it up.

From the wiki: The design represents the Erdtree foreground against a blue sky.

 

[Chimpzy]

In this case, "ER" means "enviable rear".

Try finger but hole

 

[Chimpzy]

Anodyne 2 is a very weird game




Started Persona 5 Strikers

Of course featuring the return of Nasty Crimeboy, that boy of the nasty crime variety

Oh, I see what you did there Sega. Cute.

 

[Worgen]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

"...You actually have a literal chest cavity!! Is that why you're upset?"

Best load screen artwork since Demon's Souls

"Is it really better to die on your feet than to live on your knees? Hmmm...perhaps it depends on how big the dragon is you're hiding from!"

"Well this looks...foreboding..."

"Wtf kind of..."

"OHH FFS...You don't say!"

"See, there's testing and then there's torture. Are you sure 'twasn't the latter?!"

"Thank you, finger maiden. This I can make do with."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Wtf kind of..."

"OHH FFS...You don't say!"

I see you've found the trypophobia zone.

 

[gorfias]

Sacred 2 is coming to Gold tomorrow 3/1. I realized for some reason, it is in my Steam library. I've never played it and don't recall buying it. So, tried it today. Keyboard and mouse only. Sacred 3 is prettier and plays a bit better but I can't progress (PS3). I think you're just supposed to play online multiplayer. And unlike many other games from HZD or Far Cry, I can't kill critters. They just walk around me taunting me.

 

[Worgen]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The title screen heavily implies ties with DS3...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

"Damn cave dwellers, always looking for handouts!"

Really curious about the lore behind this one...

Take heed when thwapping a troll with a level 1 flail.

 

[Worgen]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

"I walked into an Elden Ring of fire..."

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Guess I'll start spoiler tagging since it's still new

Spoiler

"So these are what kept killing me...yup, it looks appropriately lethal."

"....Are dragon claws big enough to cause gashes this size in stone? Hmmm...what really happened here..."

Where eagles dare...seek the Elden Ring

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Spoiler

"BOO!! Did I scare you?? Just bear-ly, you say?! Well I never...!"

"Is that...crab giving me the claw?..."

"This is an ambush-free zone, correct?"