Funny events in anti-woke world

[Trunkage]

They rejected 54, not 71.
28 of them were rejected because of "prohibited topics", which includes CRT, but based on what we know from your source could be the explanation for as little as two.

Yeah, sorry. I read about 10 articles. This had the best breakdown of why things were banned but I must have picked then 71 from a previous article

I was specifically looking for anymore details than 'CRT bad.' Found nothing. Also, @Phoenixmgs, are we still pretending this is a law banning CRT?

 

[Trunkage]

Ok, why? Did the offending books contain too many non-binary numbers? 0's and 1's should be enough dammit! Or was it all the equal signs?

Or maybe those books presented typical math problems like "Little Susy has 6 apples. If she divided them equally among her friend Johnny and Judy, how many apples would each have?" Can't have those, that's promoting socialism. Susy should've kept all 6 apples, invested them and gotten apple rich. The other two should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Now there's a proper American math problem.

The Maths problem should have been 'CEO Susy takes 12 apples and gives 2 to Johnny and 1 to Judy. This trade is fair.'

No need for asking pesky questions. The less math you know, the better

 

[Agema]

The Maths problem should have been 'CEO Susy takes 12 apples and gives 2 to Johnny and 1 to Judy. This trade is fair.'

No need for asking pesky questions. The less math you know, the better

There are 20 apples, each costs 50c. CEO Susy buys all the apples and increases the price to 80c. How much profit does Susy make if she sells them all?

 

[Cheetodust]

There are 20 apples, each costs 50c. CEO Susy buys all the apples and increases the price to 80c. How much profit does Susy make if she sells them all?

There are 20 apples. Each costs 50c. Susy buys all the apples and gets Greg to sell them for $1. Gregg makes 10c per apple. Thanks for creating jobs and providing food Susy there's literally no way people could have had apples without you.

 

[Buyetyen]

There are 20 apples. Each costs 50c. Susy buys all the apples and gets Greg to sell them for $1. Gregg makes 10c per apple. Thanks for creating jobs and providing food Susy there's literally no way people could have had apples without you.

Susy runs a business selling apples. She sells 200 a day and employs 5 people. At this rate, how many Pinkertons will Susy need to hire to suppress any talk of unionization?

 

[dreng3]

Susy was fined $20 for the scam that earned her $200, how much does Susy have to pay in lobbying money to avoid being fined at all in the future?

 

[BrawlMan]

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[Seanchaidh]

 

[Seanchaidh]

 

[BrawlMan]

Can someone dragon kick his ass to the Milky Way?

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[Silvanus]

I don't know if that video goes into it at any point, but this little nugget from Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' promo deserves special attention...


Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

 

[Buyetyen]

I don't know if that video goes into it at any point, but this little nugget from Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' promo deserves special attention...

Tucker Carlson Has a New Solution for Societal Collapse: Men Tanning Their Balls

Tucker Carlson endorses men tanning their testicles as a form of "bromeopathy" in his new Fox News special, "The End of Men."

www.rollingstone.com

Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

Which is nonsense on so many levels. One, he says to use a red light, which is too low a wavelength of light to tan with. Two, even if it did, it would only be tanning your scrote, not the actual testes. Three, warming your balls under a heat lamp actually reduces sperm count.

Conservative men have got to be among the most insecure motherfuckers on the planet.

 

[BrawlMan]

I don't know if that video goes into it at any point, but this little nugget from Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' promo deserves special attention...

Tucker Carlson Has a New Solution for Societal Collapse: Men Tanning Their Balls

Tucker Carlson endorses men tanning their testicles as a form of "bromeopathy" in his new Fox News special, "The End of Men."

www.rollingstone.com

Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

Sounds like he's definitely in the closet. I have nothing against people in the LGBT community, people like Tucker can screw off. Especially when they make money off of people's misery and to be abused for being different and not "normal". Tucker, you excrement representation of a human being, you're nowhere near close to normal.

 

[Chimpzy]

Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

Oh, so that's what the naked dude blasting his nads with red light was about.

Is this gymrat dudebro stupid again, like the soy is bad thing cuz it contains phytoestrogen?

 

[Trunkage]

Oh, so that's what the naked dude blasting his nads with red light was about.

Is this gymrat dudebro stupid again, like the soy is bad thing cuz it contains phytoestrogen?

Also, why waa the machine so big to tan testicle? Surely standing up causes a shadow on most of the area in question and... wouldn't be effective?

EDIT: Oh, it was the heater one, not the giant one

 

[Jarrito3002]

I don't know if that video goes into it at any point, but this little nugget from Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' promo deserves special attention...


Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

I would honestly like to ask as a person of the mid to high melanin range I would like to know what benefit of the ball tanning aesthetic wise cause everything else is bunk.

 

[Trunkage]

I would honestly like to ask as a person of the mid to high melanin range I would like to know what benefit of the ball tanning aesthetic wise cause everything else is bunk.

I also remember pointing out that bleaching your asshole is stupid

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I don't know if that video goes into it at any point, but this little nugget from Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' promo deserves special attention...


Testicle tanning. I'm not kidding.

I can't get past "bromeopathic" without wanting to slam my head into my desk hard enough to split the Earth asunder.

 

[Trunkage]

Libs of Tiktok, who is known for doxxing causing large amounts of hate mail and death threats, including getting people fired for being LBGT, got their name released by a journalist

Greg Greenwald's take, once again, is absolutely fascinating


First story

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

Note to self: if I ever want to remain anonymous, block all contact with Glenn Greenwald