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Apparently The Guardian once published a fake 1984 qoute as a dig at people who have never read 1984 but think they know all about it(a surprisingly number of people). I also find it incredibly amusing.



Big brother smirked, “Facts are whatever I say they are. For example, trains are small. Really small. You could fit a train in the palm of your hand.”
“That’s not true,” spluttered Winston. “I was on a train yesterday. It’s the biggest damn thing I’d ever seen.”
“No!” boomed Big Brother. “It was small! Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train on account of their being too small, you idiot!”
 

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Today I learned that the long pole in the front of Pave Hawk Blackhawk helicopters (not gonna lie; I Googled "helicopters with long pole in front" to find out that's what they're even called) is a refueling probe for inflight refueling. Have no idea what I actually thought they were as I'd only seen them a couple of times, but a part of me wanted them to be used like lances in helicopter dogfights. I'm also a childish idiot who watches too many shit movies that allow such absurdities to enter my brain. Maybe it's not too late to get on the writing team for Fast and Furious 10; they'll do it, I'm sure.

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Helicopter jousting: The new sport for the post-apocalyptic elite.
 

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Iron Mike can and will still throw down if provoked -

Looks like this idiot deserved it.
I don't care how drunk you get; I KNOW there are some bears you don't poke, and Mike fucking Tyson is a bear you CERTAINLY don't poke. At least that guy's got a story to tell for the rest of his life: "yeah, I got my ass beat by Mike Tyson." That's sure to command the room at parties.
 
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I don't care how drunk you get; I KNOW there are some bears you don't poke, and Mike fucking Tyson is a bear you CERTAINLY don't poke. At least that guy's got a story to tell for the rest of his life: "yeah, I got my ass beat by Mike Tyson." That's sure to command the room at parties.
The funny thing is actually had a quote years earlier about this very type of thing -
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Fucking perfect. Although, I suppose you could say the kid probably forgot he wasn’t safely behind a computer/phone screen.
 
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The funny thing is actually had a quote years earlier about this very type of thing -
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Fucking perfect. Although, I suppose you could say the kid probably forgot he wasn’t safely behind a computer/phone screen.
He also famously said "Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Apparently, a lot of Tyson's musings involve punching someone in the face; someone should have mentioned that to the drunk guy before he decided to harass a man whose profession is violence.
 

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Today I learned the Xbox 360 has an HDMI port when I tried to hook it up to the new TV I use to play games. Now, to be fair, the last time I had it hooked up I used the weird cable that terminates in like 6 RCA AVI connectors and for some reason didn't notice last time I did it. It's also a console I use for like 1 game(that's not available on PC, Switch or PS) and belongs to my wife, who doesn't play it anymore(but did before I met her). So I barely mess around with it.

But I swear I didn't notice the HDMI port there last time because it would have been a HELL OF A LOT EASIER then trying to hook up all those fucking RCA connectors in the right configuration with the old TV. It also helps that the "new" TV can support 3 HDMIs at the same time so I have have the PS4, PS5 and XBOX360 hooked up simultaneously.

Okay, you can point and laugh at me now.
 
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So, if you happened to watch cartoons late at night in the mid-00's you might have come across "Inu-Yasha". It wasn't good. It wasn't horrible either, it was just one of those shows that persisted on the back of doing something cool with a sword now and then and having a kind of basic romance thing going on plus pretty men, so it had super broad appeal for english audiences. I'm not sure if the manga/anime did super well elsewhere, but it got 100+ episodes dubbed so clearly it was making some kind of money. I know all this because I was the kind of human who spent my days pretending to be a generally functional adult, and my nights watching YTV past midnight while doing take-home job work.

What I have learned today, is that there is a sequel anime. Currently running, dubbed. And... well I'm not gonna watch it because I no longer exist in a space where not sleeping and watching anime I don't care about makes sense. But I did watch an episode or two. And its fucking perplexing. Almost two decades later and this anime exists, stars the same characters not much later in their lives, the dub actors are doing their best to hit the same voices as the original and its reasonably well animated. I don't understand in what universe there was an appetite for a sequel anime to Inuyasha nearly two decades after the end of its run, and moreover I don't understand why it has a clear and significant monetary investment in it. This isn't exactly hot off the presses, we're in season 2 apparently, but good lord.

Anyway, that's my TED talk on anime that nobody gives a shit about but me.
 

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So, if you happened to watch cartoons late at night in the mid-00's you might have come across "Inu-Yasha". It wasn't good. It wasn't horrible either, it was just one of those shows that persisted on the back of doing something cool with a sword now and then and having a kind of basic romance thing going on plus pretty men, so it had super broad appeal for english audiences. I'm not sure if the manga/anime did super well elsewhere, but it got 100+ episodes dubbed so clearly it was making some kind of money. I know all this because I was the kind of human who spent my days pretending to be a generally functional adult, and my nights watching YTV past midnight while doing take-home job work.

What I have learned today, is that there is a sequel anime. Currently running, dubbed. And... well I'm not gonna watch it because I no longer exist in a space where not sleeping and watching anime I don't care about makes sense. But I did watch an episode or two. And its fucking perplexing. Almost two decades later and this anime exists, stars the same characters not much later in their lives, the dub actors are doing their best to hit the same voices as the original and its reasonably well animated. I don't understand in what universe there was an appetite for a sequel anime to Inuyasha nearly two decades after the end of its run, and moreover I don't understand why it has a clear and significant monetary investment in it. This isn't exactly hot off the presses, we're in season 2 apparently, but good lord.

Anyway, that's my TED talk on anime that nobody gives a shit about but me.
I would guess it was still riding on the coat tails of Ranma 1/2. Rumiko Takahashi carries a lot of weight.

Stop looking at me like that...I got into manga/anime for a few years in the early-mid 90's Ok...It tricked me with the likes of Akira and Appleseed, then one day I found myself watching Tenchi Muyo and in one of my few moments of a clarity in life thought "WTF is this shit? I'm out".
 
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This one might not come as a surprise for those that keeps closer attention to the war in Ukraine:

The warship Moskva(sometimes translated as Moscow) that was sunk by Ukrainian missiles was the same warship that was told "Go fuck yourself" by the coast guards of Snake Island.
 
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I would guess it was still riding on the coat tails of Ranma 1/2. Rumiko Takahashi carries a lot of weight.

Stop looking at me like that...I got into manga/anime for a few years in the early-mid 90's Ok...It tricked me with the likes of Akira and Appleseed, then one day I found myself watching Tenchi Muyo and in one of my few moments of a clarity in life thought "WTF is this shit? I'm out".
That's how it goes. Sometimes you find gold, sometimes you find crap. Its a shame so much long running stuff is basically super broad bland stuff.
 

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That's how it goes. Sometimes you find gold, sometimes you find crap. Its a shame so much long running stuff is basically super broad bland stuff.
Well, putting a bit more thought into Inu Yasha, It might be a case of revive popular thing 20 years later to cash in on nostalgia for the olds and try and get the kids buying into it again, happens with a lot of things, naturally and artificially. I vaguely remember the manga being advertised and I think it probably did quite well on the back of Ranma 1/2 and there wasn't so much choice back then. Hell, maybe the manga was actually pretty good if you like that sort of thing. "What's that? They're making another Inu Yasha anime? I loved that manga when I was a kid...maybe I'll check it out".
 
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Welll, i actually liked Inuyasha back then. It was certainly better than most other series on TV.

So i tried the sequel during season 1 and ... it felt bland somehow. I am not sure whether it really is worse than the original or just my taste changed or the competition is so much better now. Maybe I'll continue watching when i happen to be really bored.
 
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Apparently Jeremy Renner tried making his own social media app. And it went about as well as expected. It went 8chan.




AS YOU MAY well have seen by now, actor and aspiring singer Jeremy Renner pulled the plug on his app this week, inviting such questions as: Why does Jeremy Renner have an app? And how could it have gone so wrong that he described it, in his final post there, as "a place that is everything I detest and can't or won't condone"? For answers, WIRED spoke with the CEO of EscapeX, the company that unleashed Jeremy Renner Official on the world in the first place.

A little background is in order. The Avengers actor launched his Android and iOS apps in March 2017, making him one of the first celebrities to ascribe to the EscapeX model, which is, essentially, to make self-contained social networks for the stars. Or at least for the modestly popular online. EscapeX counts Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, and actor Chris D'Elia among its clients, providing what CEO Sephi Shapira describes as a "toolbox," a variety of app functions and features that an influencer can choose from as they strike out on their own.

"If you're on Instagram or on Facebook, you have an account on these platforms, but you don't own the content," says Shapira. "Once you post, the content belongs to Instagram or Facebook, and they can also shut down your account for any reason, and they can decide how much access you have to your audience."

The 500 celebrities—in many cases, an admittedly generous description—who have launched apps through EscapeX have no suppressive algorithms to fear, and options aplenty to monetize. The Renner app, for instance, gave fans the option to purchase "stars," which vaulted users to the top of some sort of leaderboard of Rennheads. (In his statement announcing the shuttering of his app, Renner declared a refund for anyone who had purchased a star in the last 90 days.) Other celebritapps deploy a subscription model, or charge extra to unlock bonus features.

The idea is also to give the semifamous a safe space of self-selecting super-stans. Instagram has well over a billion monthly active users; some of them are bound to say mean things. On your EscapeX oasis, though, you can bask in, and profit from, unfettered adoration, even in your lowest moments.

"We have one of the leading cricketers in India on our platform, and once he lost a match and his social media turned into a cesspool of bad comments," offers Shapira as an example of that. "His app was very supportive. They said, 'Oh, you'll make it next time.' We find that this is a community of encouragement and support for the celebrities."

Jeremy Renner Official has long belied that purported tranquility. As Kate Knibbs observed in The Ringer all the way back in 2017, the app has long been plagued by the same sort of drama that besets many online communities, from moderation scuffles to accusations of a rigged leaderboard. Nothing, though, prepared it for the events of the past few weeks.

"Out of the 500 influencers that we're working with, we've never had a case of any apps being hurt by this," says Shapira. "This is a freak situation."

This refers to some lighthearted trolling. When comedy writer Stefan Heck downloaded Renner's app in late August, he and his friends brought attention to the app on Twitter after posting there about "porno." (You can and should read his full account over at Deadspin.) Soon, other users figured out that they could make their names and profile pictures exact mirrors of Renner's own, meaning the comment sections were soon overrun with Renner doppelgängers and other trolling commenters. Paranoia set in. The center did not hold. On Wednesday, Renner shut it all down. (Emails from WIRED to Renner's production company and publicist have gone unanswered.)

In truth, it feels surprising that EscapeX wasn't able to get a handle on the situation faster, or at all. "Definitely, we could do better," says Shapira. "We're a startup company. In an ecosystem of trillion-dollar companies, we're relatively small. We try to do whatever we can in terms of technology. But definitely, for sure we could do better."

Shapira says that like Facebook, EscapeX apps rely largely on user-reporting for content moderation, while using artificial intelligence tools to block certain types of posts—nudity, for instance, for celebs who'd rather not feature it—before they make it onto the app in the first place. He says the company was able to handle 95 percent of all trolling events within 24 hours of posting, but had a harder time finding those comments on older posts that genuine fans might be less likely to find and report.

Despite the high-profile flameout, EscapeX has no specific plans to change its approach beyond a few bromides about adapting as needed. "Am I concerned about this? Not more than I'm concerned about 50 other things I'm dealing with as a startup company," says Shapira. "There's bad people out there, there always will be. We can't let them set the narrative."

Shapira's right that wrangling comments is a difficult task for anyone, especially once you hit a certain scale. But with over 20 million users across its 500 apps, EscapeX seems to have reached the point where it needs to take it a little more seriously. The narrative, after all, is exactly what Jeremy Renner lost. And it didn't take much to lose it.

Wait wait wait...


EscapeX counts Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, and actor Chris D'Elia among its clients...
As in the Chris D'Elia who got caught trying to groom underage fans cause he thought Snapchat didn't save evidence??


Ummm, can't say he's the type of client who would have noble aspirations for this type of service tbh. 😬
 

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So it’s basically (and legally) ok telling teachers to piss off if they ever give someone shit for needing to use a bathroom during class. Should be true for adult meetings too.
 

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Today I learned that the cancelled Batman and Robin sequel, Batman Unchained, has an eerie number of plot similarities with Arkham Knight. If Rocksteady really did take inspiration from this, all I can ask is... Why?

 

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Papa Johns now offers their stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni IN the crust...

 

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Michael Caine spent 8 years trying to never blink while acting because of an acting book he once read.

Kind of reminds me of Robert Patrick, who similarly trained to not blink while firing a gun for the T-1000.
Patrick also held his breath during scenes when he wasn't speaking, for a more machine-like appearance.

Papa Johns now offers their stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni IN the crust...

My arteries: "Yeah, we out."