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I am a child. Completely immature. I find shit like this way too funny to be the adult my 42 years should have made me. The "OH SHIT! AHYUCK!" gets me every time.

 
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Apparently, there's a new filter on a mobile app that makes the subject appear to be crying. Looks legit.

 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
So yeah, looks like that.
That looks like such a deceptive off ramp. I mean it is one of those that appears like you can exit going faster then the speed limit, since in a lot of places you can, but it will kick your ass if you do.
 

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So yeah, looks like that.
I've not been everywhere for a fair comparison, but I know the on-ramps in Oklahoma baffled my brain, sometimes nigh 90-degree turns from a side street or service road into highway traffic doing 70mph.
 

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So yeah, looks like that.
Ah so it isn’t even the inside. The camera angle makes all the difference since the trajectory of cars in the first one looks like they’re hugging the left shoulder.

Anyways, I know Seattle is rainy, but I’d hate to see how these people maniacs handle ice.
 

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I've not been everywhere for a fair comparison, but I know the on-ramps in Oklahoma baffled my brain, sometimes nigh 90-degree turns from a side street or service road into highway traffic doing 70mph.
Worst I've ever seen was during a road trip in the Balkans, the off-ramp on the A1 tollway when it terminates in Tirana, the capital of Albania. Imagine this 8 lane highway, which might not seem much, but was the biggest we'd seen in the region. Now imagine that abruptly just ending, forcing 4 lanes to join into just one over the length of less than a 100 meters. Then the actual off-ramp making you do a 180° hairpin turn, plopping you right into a maze of back alleys that only euphemistically could be called paved. You need to see to believe, but unfortunately there doesn't seem to be a streetview of it.

Fun highway tho. My favorite bits were the several kilometer long parts of it that exist on maps, including Google's, but not actually in reality.
 
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This will always and forever be my favorite story from The Onion. I don't know what made me think of it; just popped in my head randomly, and I started laughing out loud. Might be my claim to cowardice on @Chimpzy 's post about the guy with no flight experience landing a plane during an emergency.

 
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