Well, I'm close to the end on Elden Ring. I'm currently against 3 bosses in different places: Godfrey, Placidusax and Malenia. The first two I only attempted once each because 1. I want to co-op Godfrey, and 2. the run-up to Placidusax is annoying. Got ol' Placcy to 1/3 health on my first try I must say. Though again it's one of those annoying ass fights that seems to be mostly just getting to the damn thing before running away again from his planet-sized mega-AoE. And of course they did the Midir thing again and gave the giant dragon a pretty much instakill "I'ma firin mah lazor" attack.
But Malenia. Oh dear. After at least 20 something attempts I now understand all the memes. Because this boss is absolute asscancer. I don't even mind the lifesteal you know. It makes the fight engagingly skill-based: the less damage you take, the faster she will go down. The insane damage (3-shotting a heavy armor build with 45 vigor) is par for the course at this point in the game. No, what ruins it is that goddamn cancer-pissing super saiyan kamehameha "Fuck you, I win" wombo-combo that unless you're standing in a spot where you can start running in a straight line the instant she starts floating, and keep running in a straight line for its entire duration, the fight's over. It's still not as asinine as Astel Stars of the Void, because at least I can hit her consistently. She's also pretty passive (I get the sense she might have been nerfed in those terms) and gives plenty of time to heal. But I feel like I'm going to be banging my head against this wall for quite a while. It's probably the most cancerous fight in the Fromsoft catalogue next to Demon of Hatred.
Also, can someone give some hints (be vague, I want to have some discovery to myself) to the following:
- How do you get underneath the capital and to the frenzied flame? Best guess I got right now are the sewers, but nothing seems changed there, and I've explored them thoroughly
- How do you get the mimic ashes?
- Where do you fight Mohg Lord of Blood and how do you get there?
- How do you get to the eternal cities? Did I fuck myself over by unwittingly softlocking Ranni's questline?
Also while I'm at it: screw you fromsoft for locking a huge chunk of Liurnia behind Ranni's questline. I've been running a purely melee/faith build, so sorcery didn't interest me. I must have spent something like 5 hours total trying to figure out how the fuck you're supposed to get to upper southwest Liurnia