Nah, thesis fight, like in the research federations in Stellaris. These are civilized folk, y'know?
Queen Elizabeth II, Longest Reigning Monarch of England/UK, Dies
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Plus I'm pretty sure Elizabeth would kick Charles' arse in a fist fight anyway
She's spent the last four days learning Scorpian's GET OVER HERE! move. Watch out Charles, she's walking backwards for two seconds!
Finally, the country seems the be returning to some sort of sanity. Now people can get back to trying to figure out how they aren't going to freeze and starve to death this winter.
So turns out the old bat's funeral being a national holiday fucked over millions of people. Because banks closed. Because food shelters closed. Because hospitals closed. So that appointment you've been waiting all year to get about that cancerous lump on your nuts? Yeah, rescheduled to sometime next August, and you can thank the corpse of a inbred German granny.
Oh good lord no. We still have the coronation to look forward to. And the ritual reminder that Meghan Markle is black and the Brits really don't like that. They're happy to be ruled over, happy to wait 14 hours to see a casket, happy to avert their gaze and pay taxes to support a bunch of corrupt inbreds, but they better be white, damn it!
Don't worry, they can just use that 5 million pounds and....sorry, I've been informed they spent it on the queen's funeral.
Well, I mean, it was for the greater good and all that.
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The best way to commemorate the queen is to starve a bunch of dirty poors. She would have loved it.
She's in a better place now, the same as she was her entire life.
It is a very Royal thing to do. Sorry Tiny Tim, I know how much you were looking forward to a hot meal and clean water, but the old bat needs another parade in her honor, paid for by the tax payers who are too dirty and non-special to be allowed in the parade itself.
UK Royals Force News Sites to Delete Embarrassing Video Clips
The footage was livestreamed to tens of millions, but at least five short clips have already been deleted online.
gizmodo.com
Sorry to UK Escapists who might not be able to see this link soon by order of the king.
Is there any better example of the inbred British royals than a creaking dusty ancient geezer awkwardly screeching like a duckling over the slight inconvenience of a pen case on a desk where he is signing something with a pen?UK Royals Force News Sites to Delete Embarrassing Video Clips
The footage was livestreamed to tens of millions, but at least five short clips have already been deleted online.
Sorry to UK Escapists who might not be able to see this link soon by order of the king.
A mix of cringe, shamelessness, infuriating entitlement and embarrassing subservience.
And the poor sub-human that does the biding of the magic race...
Colossal fanny of a man.UK Royals Force News Sites to Delete Embarrassing Video Clips
The footage was livestreamed to tens of millions, but at least five short clips have already been deleted online.
Sorry to UK Escapists who might not be able to see this link soon by order of the king.
Real talk, and I'm asking any UK/Canada/Australian based Escapers. What fucking duties does the King do? State business? PAPERWORK?! What Debbie in accounting can't do her work 'cause the creepy old man with royal blood isn't there to sign a c-10d document?Bit necro, but don't feel Charles is worth a new thread. Charles got the big C. Which, you know, fuck cancer. Yet also, fuck Charles.
I'm sorry he has cancer, but what kind of bullshit is that. He's not a worker, he's never worked a day in his life.