Queen Elizabeth II, Longest Reigning Monarch of England/UK, Dies

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Plus I'm pretty sure Elizabeth would kick Charles' arse in a fist fight anyway
She's spent the last four days learning Scorpian's GET OVER HERE! move. Watch out Charles, she's walking backwards for two seconds!
 

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Finally, the country seems the be returning to some sort of sanity. Now people can get back to trying to figure out how they aren't going to freeze and starve to death this winter.
 
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So turns out the old bat's funeral being a national holiday fucked over millions of people. Because banks closed. Because food shelters closed. Because hospitals closed. So that appointment you've been waiting all year to get about that cancerous lump on your nuts? Yeah, rescheduled to sometime next August, and you can thank the corpse of a inbred German granny.
 
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This elaborate theatre finally over then?
Oh good lord no. We still have the coronation to look forward to. And the ritual reminder that Meghan Markle is black and the Brits really don't like that. They're happy to be ruled over, happy to wait 14 hours to see a casket, happy to avert their gaze and pay taxes to support a bunch of corrupt inbreds, but they better be white, damn it!
 

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Finally, the country seems the be returning to some sort of sanity. Now people can get back to trying to figure out how they aren't going to freeze and starve to death this winter.
Don't worry, they can just use that 5 million pounds and....sorry, I've been informed they spent it on the queen's funeral.

Well, I mean, it was for the greater good and all that.
 
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So turns out the old bat's funeral being a national holiday fucked over millions of people. Because banks closed. Because food shelters closed. Because hospitals closed. So that appointment you've been waiting all year to get about that cancerous lump on your nuts? Yeah, rescheduled to sometime next August, and you can thank the corpse of a inbred German granny.
The best way to commemorate the queen is to starve a bunch of dirty poors. She would have loved it.
 

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The best way to commemorate the queen is to starve a bunch of dirty poors. She would have loved it.
It is a very Royal thing to do. Sorry Tiny Tim, I know how much you were looking forward to a hot meal and clean water, but the old bat needs another parade in her honor, paid for by the tax payers who are too dirty and non-special to be allowed in the parade itself.
 
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Sorry to UK Escapists who might not be able to see this link soon by order of the king.
Is there any better example of the inbred British royals than a creaking dusty ancient geezer awkwardly screeching like a duckling over the slight inconvenience of a pen case on a desk where he is signing something with a pen?
A mix of cringe, shamelessness, infuriating entitlement and embarrassing subservience.
And the poor sub-human that does the biding of the magic race...
 
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