The “WTF?!” Thread

[Xprimentyl]

Apparently, you don't want to be on an elephant's shit list. The adage says an elephant never forgets, but it should include that they don't forgive, and give zero fucks about mercy too. No one knows what that old lady did to the elephant, but it was evidently bad enough that the elephant salted a square mile of the earth where her corpse laid. This is some hardcore, extreme gangster shit.

Elephant Kills Old Woman, Then Returns to Trample Her Corpse at the Funeral

It was hell-bent on putting her under.

sea.mashable.com

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Apparently, you don't want to be on an elephant's shit list. The adage says an elephant never forgets, but it should include that they don't forgive, and give zero fucks about mercy too. No one knows what that old lady did to the elephant, but it was evidently bad enough that the elephant salted a square mile of the earth where her corpse laid. This is some hardcore, extreme gangster shit.

Elephant Kills Old Woman, Then Returns to Trample Her Corpse at the Funeral

It was hell-bent on putting her under.

sea.mashable.com

I'd say it's generally a good idea not to piss off any living thing that weighs more than you do.

...but yeah, elephants will be making an action movie about that elephant someday.

 

[BrawlMan]

How do you mess up an easy answer like that?

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[BrawlMan]

Apparently, you don't want to be on an elephant's shit list. The adage says an elephant never forgets, but it should include that they don't forgive, and give zero fucks about mercy too. No one knows what that old lady did to the elephant, but it was evidently bad enough that the elephant salted a square mile of the earth where her corpse laid. This is some hardcore, extreme gangster shit.

Elephant Kills Old Woman, Then Returns to Trample Her Corpse at the Funeral

It was hell-bent on putting her under.

sea.mashable.com

Elephant never forgets.

 

[Xprimentyl]

How do you mess up an easy answer like that?

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I posted this video a few months ago. She was thinking about the restaurant chain Popeye's Chicken, not the classic cartoon. Gameshow jitters, thinking too fast and not enough at the same time.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

What is it with 70s-80s children's TV programming in Britain going for maximum traumatic appeal? First I learn about Mr. Blobby and now there's this asshole.

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

Wtf even is the warning? Any hint or suggestions would help, I'm drawing a total blank here.

How do you mess up an easy answer like that?

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Am disappoint in you for not posting the double toasted coverage instead, tsk tsk!

 

[BrawlMan]

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Wtf even is the warning? Any hint or suggestions would help, I'm drawing a total blank here.






Am disappoint in you for not posting the double toasted coverage instead, tsk tsk!

Thought about it, but I felt it would have been redundant. Here.

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[XsjadoBlaydette]

When you get your article headlines mixed up with your drunken twitter posts...

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

Isn't it great when you can finally sit down with your girlfriend or significant other and watch a heartwarming romantic TV show like *checks notes* ...uh, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, season 1?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Isn't it great when you can finally sit down with your girlfriend or significant other and watch a heartwarming romantic TV show like *checks notes* ...uh, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, season 1?

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It's a story about the love between a man and his really cool cape.

 

[Gordon_4]

Isn't it great when you can finally sit down with your girlfriend or significant other and watch a heartwarming romantic TV show like *checks notes* ...uh, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, season 1?

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It’s a good show though, worth a watch.

 

[BrawlMan]

Isn't it great when you can finally sit down with your girlfriend or significant other and watch a heartwarming romantic TV show like *checks notes* ...uh, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, season 1?

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[BrawlMan]

I'm still wondering what caused this crossover when I first saw it back in March.
Edit: Third video explains everything.

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[XsjadoBlaydette]

It’s a good show though, worth a watch.

Yeah, I got a rip of it on DVD hanging about somewhere here, it's certainly a cut above that awful-but-earnest film adaptation. Am wondering if a person behind those lists had an anniversary coming up where they wanted to game their system, to trick their other half into watching it thinking it'll be a cosy evening entertainment.


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The daily star does not disappoint.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Hmmm, "full-scale" is ambiguous in context there.

 

[BrawlMan]

Sue those mother-fuckers!

MSN

 

[Bob_McMillan]

Sue those mother-fuckers!

MSN

While I can empathize for both sides, that sounds hella illegal. Even though they "reserved the right to add gratuity" in the menu. But then again, the whole tipping thing in America seems like a clusterfuck not worth understanding to me.

I will say though, the diner's lawyer saying "it's not fair" to the waiters is hilarious. Ah yes, because a 0.9 dollar secret tip definitely tips the scale back to fair compensation.

 

[BrawlMan]

While I can empathize for both sides, that sounds hella illegal. Even though they "reserved the right to add gratuity" in the menu. But then again, the whole tipping thing in America seems like a clusterfuck not worth understanding to me.

I will say though, the diner's lawyer saying "it's not fair" to the waiters is hilarious. Ah yes, because a 0.9 dollar secret tip definitely tips the scale back to fair compensation.

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[Chimpzy]

Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform

Mike Itkis is running against Rep. Jerry Nadler, and wants to legalize sex work.

www.cityandstateny.com

I'll admit, brave to show everyone this guy's O-face.