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Because making people better lovers through education is a good thing.
Why do handjobs make them better lovers? Why is that a good thing?


I suspect the answer to those is hedonism, which you want in schools to impose your moral beliefs on society.
 

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...wild horses couldn't drag that out of me

See, the point of this is so that people know how their parts work and to avoid injury. Also, if people know what a sex act is and how it's *supposed* to feel, they know if something is going wrong. Thirdly, if kids have the blunt knowledge of what a sex act is and why people do it, they'd know that Daddy's Special Play Time is abuse and to get help.

Weird how you're against all of these things because "hedonism"
 

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Literally racist, but I would actually respect the author if he stated don't let Russians into smaller EU countries, so they don't vote in large numbers. Instead, he states no western country should take in Russian refugees, not the UK, US, Germany, France, Italy, or Spain.

One if they flee that takes fighting and working-age men in Russia away from the Russian economy, and war machine.

The second argument in a Reddit thread I heard was not basically not all young Russians are revolting against Putin, and Russians are all basically evil, but Iranians are revolting against the mullahs. Again not all Iranian young women and men are revolting against the Ayatollah either, and only 1/3 of Americans supported the American revolution because that's how revolutions start.

The third argument is that Russians are only fleeing because they themselves don't want to be involved. As someone who doesn't like Xi's China, and Modi's India, I bet if the US itself initiated a land war with one of these numerically superior countries, many Americans would run for Canada but silently or not support anti-war protests against a war of aggression.

Edit: Land war vs war.
During the Cold War, the US military would recruit people from Warsaw Pact countries, and give them citizenship after I think 5 years service, because they understood the culture.
 

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This would be a funny even in anti woke world if it wasn't so tragic. This is a real politician, with a real seat in parliament and real supporters.
 
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Why do handjobs make them better lovers? Why is that a good thing?


I suspect the answer to those is hedonism, which you want in schools to impose your moral beliefs on society.
You suspect a lot of things, most of them bullshit.

No, the answer is because people are going to have sex no matter how sternly you disapprove. Sex education not only makes sex safer, but more satisfying as people aren't clumsily trying to figure this shit out through trial and error.

Sex is fun and people are going to have it for fun. You can call that hedonism if you want, but you're fucking wrong.
 
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Normally when someone says something like "Outrageous interview with Kremlin controlled..." I tend to take it with a grain of salt, but this time...

Though, probably the Kremlin didn't tell him to talk about reptiles.
 

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Terror Granny sounds like a Kojima character
75 years old? So the Kaiser had abdicated some 30 years before she was born?

And, ok, you can argue the Weimar Republic was illegitimate if you like, but that also ceased to exist before she was born. She was born when there were two countries arguing over who got to call themselves Germany, and they unified some 40 years ago into a new Germany.

I mean, the far-right don't tend to make much sense, but still.
 
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Speaking of Kanye West
Kanye doing this does not surprise me in the slightest. The jackass really doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Can someone send him and his followers to the Sun? That would be lovely 😍.
 

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Terror Granny sounds like a Kojima character
In her writings, she had discussed "asylum seeker tsunamis," "rape and slaughter," and the "secret remodeling of brain structures" through "genderism, digitization and 5G."
Well, that's at least four spots on the Right-Wing Nutjob Bingo card. Did she have a new Kaiser in mind, or did she not know that Wilhelm died eighty-one years ago?

Uh oh Matt, weird anime dorks are a significant chunk of your demographic

"I don't understand this thing; therefore, it is bad."
 

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You suspect a lot of things, most of them bullshit.

No, the answer is because people are going to have sex no matter how sternly you disapprove. Sex education not only makes sex safer, but more satisfying as people aren't clumsily trying to figure this shit out through trial and error.

Sex is fun and people are going to have it for fun. You can call that hedonism if you want, but you're fucking wrong.
"People are going to have sex because it is fun" isn't hedonism.
"People should have sex because it's fun" is hedonism.
"We should help minors have more pleasurable sex, because that's a good thing" is definitely hedonism.

You are acting as if pleasure is an actively morally positive pursuit. That's hedonism. That is a moral system you want to propagate through public schooling.
 

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Uh oh Matt, weird anime dorks are a significant chunk of your demographic
0% of his demographic is offended by those comments. He is effectively a character, one who makes deliberately harsh statements for the humor of them, making a statement that perfectly matches that character. Also, everyone who likes anime understands a lot of it is factually weird and creepy. Nobody who likes Matt Walsh otherwise is bothered.
 

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This just in; tstorm wants children eating bread and gruel and wearing hair shirts.